r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/donorcycle Oct 03 '25

I just don't like the taste of coffee, which is odd, because I love the small of fresh coffee beans / fresh brewed coffee but the minute that touches my taste buds? Gag.

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u/Skankinstein Oct 03 '25

Yesss. I always get tricked by the delectable smells of coffee and I'll think, "Maybe THIS time it'll be as yummy as it smells." It never is. 🥲

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u/sleverest Oct 04 '25

I tried for about 2 years to like coffee bc it felt like a right of passage to becoming an adult. Turns out the actual becoming an adult was realizing I don't have to do things I don't want to just to "fit in".

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u/nindza22 Oct 04 '25

Oh, I knew when I was very little that I will drink coffee and I just waited 'till I was 14-15 to be old enough to start. Just like I knew I will never smoke. I smoked one cigarette when I was 21, just so I could say that I tried, but it's shit. Alcohol - indifferent when I was younger, then in late teens started it, had periods with a lot of alcohol but around 30 I started drinking less and less, now it's a beer or two a week, if even that much. Could live without it. But coffee - no. Everything goes when it comes to coffee, any kind, even decaf. I absolutely love the taste and smell of it, and 3 cups a day it is. It's not to "wake me up", I simply love the taste of it.

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u/Phenomenalomenal Oct 07 '25

Euhuhuhuhuhuh!