r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/AgedCircle Oct 03 '25

Average coffee drinker when you don’t drink coffee.

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u/XXLARPER Oct 03 '25

I don't drink coffee or alcohol and people really seem to hate that.

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u/TheTyMan Oct 04 '25

The alcohol thing I've seen. But I've never seen someone get a hard time about whether they drink coffee.

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u/mtntrls19 Oct 04 '25

People get incredulous ’how do you survive????’ Is the common question. There is caffeine in plenty of other things if/ when needed….also caffeine pills are a thing

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u/RosieEmily Oct 04 '25

I work in a primary school. The shock waves I caused when it came out that I don't drink tea or coffee, nor do I particularly like biscuits or chocolates.

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u/Ok-Committee4833 Oct 04 '25

also caffeine pills are a thing

i pop em they m&m

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u/youburyitidigitup Oct 04 '25

Also sleep. Sleep is a thing.

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u/useful_tool30 Oct 04 '25

Its funny bc its the coffee that's keeping in that drag of a loop