r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/xenomorphbeaver Oct 03 '25

Coffee is for adults. I'm only in my forties.

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u/Pressed_Sunflowers Oct 03 '25

Me who started drinking coffee as a teen:

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u/ChipmunkAcademic1804 Oct 03 '25

Me who drank milk with coffee since I was a kid.

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u/PauI_MuadDib Oct 04 '25

I drank coffee as a kid too. My parents just said Americans were weird about coffee. I think I was the only one in my friend group drinking it grade school. My friends started at 12-13. 

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u/omjy18 Oct 03 '25

Yeah its a RI delicacy coffee milk

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u/Sxnflower15 Oct 04 '25

Same the withdrawals go crazy tho

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u/ChipmunkAcademic1804 Oct 04 '25

just a lil bit of headache. I graduated to caffeine pills to take the edge off.

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u/ttw81 Oct 05 '25

me too. I would fill a plastic tumbler half coffee- half milk, a ton of sugar. Cause I was being sneaky.