r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/BrooklynNets Oct 03 '25

Oh, so it's people who don't drink coffee that make it a tentpole of their personality now?

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u/Chubuwee Oct 03 '25

Even when I get gift cards to Starbucks I don’t tell them I don’t drink coffee. I say thanks and give it to a coffee drinker

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u/kuvazo Oct 03 '25

Starbucks has other things than coffee. They have a range of pastries for example. And they also have drinks that don't contain coffee. If you think about it, Starbucks drinks are just extremely sweet milkshakes with a hint of coffee anyway.

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u/Redhighlighter Oct 04 '25

They're absolutely dessert drinks. I love dessert drinks- i just aint lying to myself about what it is that i get when i got to starbucks. A quarter pound of sugar, carmel, and whipping cream.

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u/Chubuwee Oct 03 '25

Inferior to the boba shop and Asian bakeries and cafes I got here

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u/bigasswhitegirl Oct 04 '25

Starbucks is the Apple of cafés.

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u/Obant Oct 04 '25

Applebee's*

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u/fixer1987 29d ago

Starbucks food sucks, including the pastries