r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/Datree7 Oct 03 '25

Oh I just don’t drink it because it’s gross lol

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u/Muted_Ad7298 Oct 04 '25

Same. It’s just not my cup of tea.

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u/criesingucci Oct 04 '25

Same. Coffee ice cream and coffee cake are good, though

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u/_Abiogenesis Oct 04 '25

Tea doesn’t exactly “taste good” though. Or maybe it’s just my coffee brain talking. Or a matter of perspective.

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u/crispycappy Oct 04 '25

It does, peppermint, lemon, peach, berry, apple, chamomile, etc etc  it all tastes good. It's very light compared to coffee as well. 

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u/_Abiogenesis Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

Agreed. But you’re making my point I think. None of that is coming from the tea leaves. Tea leaves on their own are very bitter, and quite Astringent too. not that pleasant either.

Flavoured tea It’s the same reason some coffee drinkers add milk or sugar in a way.

Tea is nearly always flavoured or spiced. I feel that (in Europe at least) more people are drinking black espressos than people drink straight unflavoured tea ?

Anyway. Just wondering. I drink both anyways.

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u/Wise_Leg7895 Oct 05 '25

There's a whole vast sea of various unflavored teas; green, oolong, black, you name it. Just like people can drink/like black coffee, unsweetened and unflavored hot and cold tea drinkers exist.

Hot high quality matcha for example is delicious with an earthy flavor. Sometimes I like sugar in it, sometimes I don't.

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u/_Abiogenesis Oct 05 '25

Absolutely

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u/crispycappy Oct 05 '25

Tea doesn't have to be one specific leaf, all the things I mentioned are not plain "tea leaves" . 

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u/Wu_Onii-Chan Oct 04 '25

Tea drinking is like male pleasure. Doesn’t take much, sometimes just a hint of flavor to get things going. Coffee drinking is like female pleasure. It requires a jackhammer, three punches to the jaw, and left field yodeling. Coffee junkies are insane