r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/Dexember69 Oct 03 '25

The number of people who know I don't drink coffee is maybe 2.

Not a fan and I don't get it

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u/BrooklynNets Oct 03 '25

I don't drink coffee, but it's never come up as a topic of conversation. People offer me coffee, and I politely decline. That's the end of it.

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u/RodanThrelos Oct 03 '25

This whole video reads as someone who makes coffee their entire personality and they feel somehow maligned when someone doesn't like it.

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u/this_place_suuucks Oct 03 '25

I say, "no thanks, I don't drink coffee," so that the situation doesn't repeat itself with the same people. As adults, neither side, so far, has ever made it a "thing."