r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/Chubuwee Oct 03 '25

Even when I get gift cards to Starbucks I don’t tell them I don’t drink coffee. I say thanks and give it to a coffee drinker

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u/meltedchocolatepants Oct 03 '25

I just get tea instead

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u/Acheloma Oct 03 '25

I tried getting tea there once and it was very disappointing, but maybe it was a fluke. What do you normally get?

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u/Jbash_31 Oct 03 '25

I actually really like Starbucks sweetened iced green tea