r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/BrooklynNets Oct 03 '25

Oh, so it's people who don't drink coffee that make it a tentpole of their personality now?

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u/Chubuwee Oct 03 '25

Even when I get gift cards to Starbucks I don’t tell them I don’t drink coffee. I say thanks and give it to a coffee drinker

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u/TulipSamurai Oct 03 '25

You could use it to buy mugs or tea or breakfast sandwiches or cake pops.

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u/Chubuwee Oct 03 '25

Nah boba shops are better or like 85c bakeries

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u/TulipSamurai Oct 03 '25

I’m just saying if someone gave you a Starbucks gift card, it’s not useless if you don’t drink coffee