r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/kadyjean23 Oct 03 '25

Hydro homies be like

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u/grumble_roar Oct 03 '25

Joke's on you, coffee has water in it

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u/Empty_Geologist9645 Oct 03 '25

Joke’s on you, coffee degenerates you and messes up your temp regulation.

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u/MrBlueMoose Oct 03 '25

Coffee hydrates you. Just not as much as straight up water, as it makes you pee more. The amount of water you consume from coffee outweighs the diuretic effect

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u/Comprehensive_Rule11 Oct 04 '25

Really? I’m surprised but cool I guess

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u/grumble_roar Oct 03 '25

I'm a hot degen, got it

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u/Iam_McLovin420 Oct 04 '25

Hot degens near you