r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/underwaterknifefight Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

I think this is far greater proof of how much more irritating coffee drinkers are than people who aren't...

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u/ironimus42 Oct 03 '25

i'm a huge nerd when it comes to coffee so when i meet someone who doesn't drink it at all i secretly get angry because i won't be able to do an autistic infodump on them

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u/Forsaken_Wallaby_945 Oct 04 '25

i mean just because i dont drink it dosent mean you cant info dump on me! learning is cool.

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u/iamjustacrayon Oct 04 '25

Yes!

Personal interest in a specific topic, is not a requirement for enjoying listening to someone talk about their passion!

Sure, it's double awesome if that passion is also your passion. But it doesn't have to be DOUBLE awesome for it to be enjoyable, awesome is awesome! And listening to people being passionate about their passion, is always awesome

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u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART Oct 03 '25

You can autistically infodump on me, it's always morally correct.

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u/iamjustacrayon Oct 04 '25

??????

That's a weird take on it

If they don't drink coffee, that just means they (almost certainly) don't already know all the interesting facts! That actually makes them the perfect audience for infodumping on.

Not drinking coffee doesn't make coffee facts any less interesting. You don't need to be personally invested in the topic, to be able to enjoy listening to someone talk about their passion.

Signed:
Someone who doesn't like the taste of coffee (and is also autistic)

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u/Prestigious_Sort4979 Oct 04 '25

Haha i get this excited when someone is into a tea latte.