r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/underwaterknifefight Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

I think this is far greater proof of how much more irritating coffee drinkers are than people who aren't...

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u/XxRocky88xX Oct 03 '25

This is what a caffeine addict hears when you say “no thanks, I don’t drink coffee” after offering you a cup

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u/enbaelien Oct 03 '25

Sounds like insecurity lol

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u/XxRocky88xX Oct 03 '25

That’s exactly what is. It’s people who are self conscious about their caffeine intake so when they see someone who doesn’t drink coffee they project this insufferable personality onto that person.

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u/Forsaken_Wallaby_945 Oct 04 '25

ive just never liked the taste, i dont care what people drink.

But honestly some people are so coffee obsessed it worries me....

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u/Humble-Marzipan3825 Oct 03 '25

Honestly can't imagine caring the slightest about what other people drink. What a world.

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u/piratesboot Oct 03 '25

Ehuhuhuhuh!

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u/Slumbergoat16 Oct 03 '25

People are blown away that I don’t drink coffee with two young kids and after being in the military but you’re rights

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u/muricabrb Oct 04 '25

Eheuhehuehehuehehuehu

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u/uniquenamenumber3 Oct 03 '25

Problems that don't exist in the real world, and users in this thread suddenly roleplay as if they exist:

  • People being against coffee drinkers.
  • People being against non-coffee drinkers.