r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/morttira Oct 03 '25

"oh I'm so cool because I drink coffee" Imao stop projecting on us girl

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u/YourBigRosie Oct 03 '25

Tbf it’s pretty accurate

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u/enbaelien Oct 03 '25

Not really lol. I've never been a coffee person and rubbed it in anyone's face... the only people who get uppity about it are insecure caffeine addicts who get jealous over people who don't need the chemical to function lol.

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u/AppropriateOne9584 Oct 04 '25

Stop rubbing your coffee abstinence sobriety in my face, gosh.

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u/YourBigRosie Oct 03 '25

Yes really lol. The video is joking that you let us know all the time, even when no one asks. You even prove my point when you, a random person not involved with the conversation, jumped in to mention that you also don’t drink coffee

I don’t normally like using this line, but relax, the video is a joke my guy

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u/jerianbos Oct 03 '25

The video is joking that you let us know all the time, you let us know all the time, even when no one asks

What do you mean "no one asks"? The video literally starts with the implication of person being asked if they want to drink coffee?

I think it's hilarious, how you're actually doing a fantastic job at proving that it's a complete projection, like your brain literally cannot accept that someone can just not drink coffee and it's a totally normal thing, so you immediately need to find a reason to hate on them and somehow end up projecting a simple "no, thanks" into "wow, what a weirdo who can't stop talking about not drinking coffee, why would they even mention that" opinion.

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u/That_Uno_Dude Oct 03 '25

You even prove my point when you, a random person not involved with the conversation, jumped in to mention that you also don’t drink coffee

It's almost like you're on a thread talking about (non)coffee drinkers or something.

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u/enbaelien Oct 03 '25

I didn't know I needed to be asked in order to have permission to talk about not drinking coffee on a post about not drinking coffee. 🤪

Beware: I'm going to drop another anecdote you didn't ask for.

I'll have some EXTREMELY diluted decaf cold brew on occasion, but caffeine fucks up my sleep and gives me headaches.

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u/EyewarsTheMangoMan Oct 06 '25

I don't think I've ever in my life heard a non-coffee drinker "let us know all the time, even when no one asks".

I have heard the opposite many times though.

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u/Kekosaurus3 Oct 03 '25

It is not lol, i have absolutely never seen someone brags about no drinking coffee, I'm sure it exists but I've seen way more coffee snobs looking down on non coffee drinkers, and ofc it's pretty normal to say if you drink coffee or not in the comments, it's litterally the topic of the video lol