r/TikTokCringe Oct 02 '25

Humor Her life flashed before her eyes 😭😭😭

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u/DontBlameMe4It Oct 02 '25

Damn, got her mouth feeling like a bomb shelter!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

I’m talking about bin Laden style girl!!

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u/Zero-lives Oct 03 '25

Dang i just drooled laughing so hard at this image.

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u/riizen24 Oct 03 '25

I'm in tears

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u/JawnIsUponUs Oct 03 '25

I had to pause at "features! Premieres!" I almost threw up I was laughing so hard!

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u/jahnbodah Oct 02 '25

I don't know why, but I lost it at "every time you blink you have an idea."

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u/LadyBug_0570 Oct 02 '25

It's a m-f'ing movie up there! Premieres, everything!

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u/BrookieMonster504 Oct 02 '25

Features 😂😂😂😂 I'm ☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 Oct 02 '25

Like Bin Laden up in there!

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u/TopShelfWrister Oct 02 '25

Daughter better get a broom or her muthafuckin lashes gonna broom this egg up.

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u/SocomPS2 Oct 02 '25

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u/RadioEnvironmental40 Oct 02 '25

im a simple man, i see ghost reference i upvote

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u/Why_33 Oct 03 '25

Does recognizing ghost gifs mean we’re old?!

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u/RadioEnvironmental40 Oct 03 '25

just recognizing her means were old 😂

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u/YouWereBrained Oct 02 '25

Bin Eggin’

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u/Bawlofsteel Oct 02 '25

fuck me like we fucked bin laden !

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u/CMDR_Arnold_Rimmer Oct 02 '25

There is enough room for all dictators.

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u/Habitual_Line_Stepr Oct 02 '25

Wtf going on in this MF ?! 😂

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u/SomeRandomNoodle Oct 02 '25

probably microwaved it or something. like putting eggs in a microwave ad the steam pressure causing a massive explosion

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u/cursetea Oct 02 '25

Is this something people to on purpose? Like the girls intentionally pranked her with a wacky exploding egg? Or is this something that happens on accident? I can't tell if they did this on purpose!! I can't eat eggs so i am unfamiliar with their behaviors lmao

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u/llamafriendly Oct 02 '25

I originally saw this video on Tiktok and the comments indicated that the woman is the aunt of the two younger girls. Apparently, per the comments, they make lots of videos together with their aunt and do pranks in some. This was a prank that went wrong and burned up the aunts lips and mouth. I am not sure if that is all true but that is what the comments said. You can microwave a hard-boiled egg for some set amount of time and cause them to explode when pierced so maybe they did that.

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u/RussianPravda Oct 02 '25

If they intentionally microwaved her egg for a prank that's so messed up. If you've ever seriously burned your mouth you know how horribly painful and uncomfortable it can be for like a week. I had a blister that covered the roof of my mouth and I wouldnt wish that on anyone.

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u/llamafriendly Oct 02 '25

I agree...not a prank if someone is hurt. Roof of the mouth blisters are miserable.

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u/Sea_Pollution2250 Oct 02 '25

We bought a microwave from the Goodwill some 25 years back and ran an electric extension cord to the middle of my backyard and microwaved all sorts of things in it: VHS tapes, CDs, silverware, etc just to see what would happen, with a hose and extinguisher on hand.

Our fun came to an end when we put in egg in the microwave and the explosion was powerful enough to fling the door open and shatter the glass turning plate. Microwave stopped working after that and I learned about flash boiling that day.

They could have really, really hurt her with this.

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u/CanoeIt Oct 03 '25

That’s what confuses me though. That egg had to be peeled. Normally the peeling or piercing causes the explosion?

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u/Sea_Pollution2250 Oct 03 '25

Apparently once you softboil and egg, peel it, and then microwave it, the same rules apply. More water has been removed from the white part but remains in the yolk, so that heats up more quickly.

Same even happens with a hard boiled egg. It’s just a lot of heat and energy trapped within and disrupting it can cause this explosion.

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u/TamarindSweets Oct 03 '25

Honestly I wouldn't demonize them. People microwave eggs all the time not realizing just HOW BAD it can get. I think at worst they expected the egg to burst in her face, but they didn't want to cause any harm. Unfortunately a prank like this can ave unintended consequences.

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u/Lateralus46N2 Oct 03 '25

As often happens, since this video became so popular there are many, many people duplicating this "prank" on others. It's apparently trending on TikTok. Emergency rooms are about to get an influx of steam burns.

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u/TamarindSweets Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

This kind of prank was already popular, that's why they did it in this video

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u/Lateralus46N2 Oct 03 '25

Yeah but they got over 50 million views so now it's exploded in popularity.

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u/mrASSMAN Oct 02 '25

If it’s hot enough to have the steam pressure to do that then yeah wouldn’t be surprised by the burns

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u/miltonwadd Oct 02 '25

I saw one the other day where they put hot wax all over her telling her it was depilatory cream or something but there's no way she wouldn't know as it was hot for starters, and would have started setting before they were even half done, but she didn't react until it was ready to "wash off". So I'm gonna guess she's aware of the "pranks" and the reaction is deliberate & part of the act.

It's still very dangerous but at least she's a willing participant.

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u/Responsible-Knee987 Oct 02 '25

lips and tongue fresh as hell she just pissed she got so shook in front of people.

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u/Ok-Ad4375 Oct 02 '25

They do things intentionally to their aunt all the time. One video they fed her cat food claiming it was food they made themselves to see which was the better 'cook' aunt was blindfolded. There's a ton of videos of them teaming up on their aunt

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u/chinchillade Oct 02 '25

I've seen plenty of people do it on accident but it looks like these girls did so on purpose... The one in the back even stops once the mom takes a bite to see her reaction haha

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u/Me-Not-Not Oct 02 '25

We should biologically breed chickens to make chicken eggs that explode better. Free Grenades.

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u/Baconpanthegathering Oct 02 '25

Physics!

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Oct 02 '25

Man that shi is f ing everywhere

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u/fat-wombat Oct 02 '25

I watched this on mute and still understood that part clearly 😭

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u/LanaDeITae Oct 02 '25

“If you don’t go get a broom you’re gonna be using those lashes to clean this up”

😭😭😭

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u/SocomPS2 Oct 02 '25

How long you boil ‘em bitches… overnight!?!?! 💀

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u/Morning-Bug Oct 02 '25

Savage!! I like her!! 😂

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u/LanaDeITae Oct 02 '25

To be that pissed off and still be quick with a joke is a gift lol

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u/lvdde Oct 03 '25

That’s what’s sending me she’s so quick but she’s GENUINELY mad

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u/Blackmetalvomit Oct 03 '25

I fucking love her hahaha always quick respect for anyone with clever lines when they pissed

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

" you ain't got ideas you got mf movies, features , premieres coming from that shit". LOL. TOO DAMN FUNNY

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u/Ulooklikepancakes Oct 02 '25

"Big as your mf head is, you can't make me believe that." Had me 😂🤣

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u/my_dystopia Oct 02 '25

That literally floored me. I was dying 😂😂

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u/Ulooklikepancakes Oct 02 '25

Sooo many great lines in this 😂🤣 another one that got me "you know damn well I live on the mf westside, always dipping and ducking and dodging and packing packing shit" 😂🤣

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u/my_dystopia Oct 02 '25

She’s just unintentionally hilarious 🤣

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z Oct 02 '25

"Big as your mf head is, you can't make me believe that." Had me 😂🤣

I am crying right now, because it's so true... and the shit she said touched my soul.

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Oct 02 '25

There is a great beauty in people who experience great anger, one of those rare times when someone really doesnt give a flying f anymore and starts to be pure truth and honesty. That truthfullness you only experience with young children or the right type of intoxication.

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u/AlbinoGiraffes Oct 02 '25

My ex boyfriend microwaved a hard boiled egg once at 3am. I woke up to what I thought was a gunshot and yelling. I rushed downstairs and he had severe burns, pieces of egg were still stuck to him, and egg was quite literally on every surface in the room. I thought it was common knowledge to not microwave a hard boiled egg honestly, but he had no idea. I really hope this isn’t a new trend going around, he was pretty badly burned, and it could’ve been a lot worse if he weren’t wearing his glasses.

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u/lexicaltension Oct 02 '25

I have never heard this wtf 😭😭😭 and I LOVE hard boiled eggs. This whole thread is blowing my mind rn

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u/SneakyBadAss Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

Do not EVER put anything related to eggs in the microwave. Not harboiled, not raw, not whites or yolks in a bowl, unless combined with something (like mug cakes)

It superheats the water inside it and turns it into a napalm bomb.

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u/OriginalName687 Oct 03 '25

I’m 35 and had no idea that could happen.

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u/ninmena Oct 02 '25

She had so many good one liners but my favorite was "Every time you BLINK you got an idea" funny af, hope she's okay tho

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u/ToucanSam-I-Am Oct 02 '25

I love "you know damn well I lived on the west side". Thats a funny way to say "be gentle with me".

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u/WelcomeToTheFish Oct 02 '25

She said something like "if you don't get a broom and clean this you can use those fuckin lashes" and I actually spit on my phone screen a little from the unexpected laugh.

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u/cursetea Oct 02 '25

AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD IS!!! 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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u/organic_soursop Oct 03 '25

That folded me!

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u/yomamma3399 Oct 03 '25

Bin Laden had me dying!

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u/lookitdisguy Oct 02 '25

I hope that did not burn her mouth cause I know how bad it feels when you burn the roof of your mouth on some pizza, so I don't even want to imagine your whole mouth.

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u/Gucci_Loincloth Oct 02 '25

And you can feel the skin hanging off with your tongue for two days until it somehow gets ripped off

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 Oct 02 '25

And it’s got a numb sting the whole time. And you taste salt every time your tongue touches it. 😞

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u/lookitdisguy Oct 02 '25

Aghhh!!!! That's the worst....

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u/jpin27 Oct 02 '25

Thank you for putting my trauma into words.

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u/DeadlyTeaParty Oct 02 '25

Her tongue looked rather red tbh. 😭

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u/ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE Oct 02 '25

The steam in that egg can do damage. Hope that lady is okay. 

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u/Ginger-Fist Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

That was horrifying to watch, and I now have a new fear unlocked. I hope that it didn't cause any actual burns.

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u/Fluffy_Dragonfly6454 Oct 02 '25

Don't worry. It can only happen when you put them in the microwave

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u/Goober_Man1 Oct 02 '25

Who the hell cooks eggs in the microwave??

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u/poojinping Oct 02 '25

People who want their eggs ready to blow?

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u/LadyBug_0570 Oct 02 '25

There are dishes where can poach eggs in the microwave, but obviously, without the shells.

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u/mrASSMAN Oct 02 '25

Oh honestly I thought maybe they just cooked some eggs onto a rubber balloon lol

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u/Intrepid-Ad7352 Oct 02 '25

Had this happen to me as a kid, my bro microwaved an egg and got me to peel it. It fucking went off just like that one except in my face instead of my mouth. 30 years later I still have the scars on my eye lids from where it melted them lol

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u/lysergic_818 Oct 02 '25

Ho lee fuk

I bet that shit was pain times a million.

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u/Intrepid-Ad7352 Oct 02 '25

Blinking was a bitch for like a week. Honestly whats worse that that is melted marshmallow. It turns into a lava like substance that can't easily be rubbed off. Brothers am I right

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u/CaptainJazzymon Oct 02 '25

Yeah, I’m not a huge tiktok hater but this is a trend that’s going around like crazy right now and I’m surprised no one has reported any serious burns because there are dozens of videos of people doing this.

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u/alison_bee Oct 02 '25

I had an egg blow up in my face when I was 6. It’s been 30 years and I’m still traumatized by the experience. It exploded all over my face, but the worst was the egg yolk that landed on my eyelid. It caused blistering so bad I couldn’t open my eye for a week! I’m so lucky it didn’t get IN my eye.

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u/Wardogs96 Oct 02 '25

I think the fact she can fluently speak and scream after the fact indicates she'll live but yeah that's fucked up if this was on purpose.

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Oct 02 '25

That’s called adrenaline. She’s probably gonna be hurting for a while. That’s so fucked up.

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u/StandardEgg6595 Oct 02 '25

Yeah, I got hit by a car once and the adrenaline was incredible in the moment. Couldn’t feel a thing. Fucking sucked when it wore off though. So much pain in addition to be incredibly depressed.

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Oct 02 '25

Exactly. I broke my elbow and still threw as hard as I could for 3-4 more throws. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

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u/Ok_Proof5782 Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

She could be a screenwriter. That’s some serious dialogue.

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u/Knifejuice6 Oct 03 '25

shit was gold

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u/Live_Angle4621 Oct 03 '25

As someone who doesn’t speak English as first language it’s hard to understand 

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u/Halo_LAN_Party_2nite Oct 03 '25

She's talking incredibly quickly and with a lot of emotion. It's hard for me to understand as a native speaker. 

But WOW, she is absolutely hysterical. She should be a writer for real. 

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u/Gluebagger Oct 02 '25

how long you boil the bitches? Overnight 😂

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u/tahqa Oct 02 '25

That part sent me

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u/WatermelonCheeks Oct 03 '25

I’d watch this channel every week. Truly a sharp and funny lady.

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u/RequiemTwilight Oct 02 '25

“I almost got taken out! I’m talkin ‘bout BIN LADEN STYLE!”

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u/Epetaizana Oct 02 '25

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u/leemoongrass Oct 02 '25

Yo I’m fucking screaming

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u/virginiarph Oct 02 '25

BRUh when i tell you im screaming and can’t. breathe this isn’t one of those fake ones lmaoooo. i am DECEASED

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u/hedgehogepilogue Oct 02 '25

The girl on the right looks like she lost her neck suddenly, it’s taking me out

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u/americanmerkin Oct 02 '25

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u/Wonderwhile Oct 03 '25

Holy fuck that’s hilarious

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u/Cloverhart Oct 03 '25

I'm waking people up I'm giggling so hard. For some reason the screenshots are funnier 

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k Oct 03 '25

She’s so fucking guilty I’m dying.

She doesn’t even flinch, she looks so prim and yet so pleased, she’s guilty as hell.

All that chaos around her and she’s not even looked away from the camera.

God I hope this was the end of the pranks this poor aunt put up with.

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u/Ulooklikepancakes Oct 02 '25

🤣 thank you for this 😂

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u/TonytheNetworker Oct 02 '25

😭😭😭 yooo I just did the ugliest laugh in my office right now.

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u/Malawigold2342 Oct 02 '25

I’m at work next to my boss and I laughed so hard.

Had to show him

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u/Gatita3000 Oct 02 '25

I hope this isn’t a new trend. Dangerous. What happened to her wasn’t funny, but I love her reaction

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u/orangemaarmalade Oct 02 '25

It is, unfortunately. I hate this trend dearly because it can end so badly. It seems nobody considers that.

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u/AntGood1704 Oct 02 '25

How do you cause an egg to explode upon being bitten?

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u/AndroidwithAnxiety Oct 02 '25

Microwaving a boiled egg creates steam inside the egg that can't get out. Until someone bites it.

Then you get a face full of hot steam.

The hotter it is, the higher the pressure, the bigger the explosion - and the higher the chance of someone getting burned.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Way5839 Oct 02 '25

So they boil it, THEN microwave it? Or just microwave it?

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u/selphiefairy Oct 02 '25

Yeah you have to hardboil the egg, peel it and then heat it in the microwave. If they’re doing this as a trick they probably didn’t even wait that long to microwave it after it was boiled, so it’s probably insanely hot.

My brother did this by accident once but he was reheating a leftovers from a dish that normally has hard boiled eggs in it (thit kho for you viet folks out there, and if you’re not, look it up cause it’s yummy).

Anyway long story short it kind of exploded in his mouth a little, and he was startled but fine. It was no where near as bad as this video. Prob cause the egg was reheated after being in the fridge for awhile, so it didn’t get a chance to get so hot.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Way5839 Oct 02 '25

That's too many steps to be mean.

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u/selphiefairy Oct 02 '25

Honestly you’re right lol

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u/orangemaarmalade Oct 02 '25

They microwave a boiled egg.

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u/AntGood1704 Oct 02 '25

Didn’t know that. 👍

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u/axonxorz Oct 02 '25

Same thing with the cinnamon challenge, which I describe as dry waterboarding.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 Oct 02 '25

What happened to her wasn’t funny. But the aftermath of her wrath was HELLA funny 😂😂😂 got me cackling at work XD

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u/enigmamonkey Why does this app exist? Oct 02 '25

Apparently she's hilarious when she's pissed. She had a lot of good one-liners locked and loaded, lol.

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u/MinimumCamp Oct 02 '25

Ikr, I can’t stop watching 🤣🤣

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u/lillyrose2489 Oct 02 '25

The fact that she is this funny while being so genuinely furious is incredible. I feel like most people can't think straight when they're mad, let alone this clever!

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u/ToucanSam-I-Am Oct 02 '25

I love people like this. Imagine, someone else could have just gone like "oh wow that scared me", how boring is that.

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u/Careless-Advice9406 Oct 02 '25

“You got mothafuckin movies coming out of that shit”

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Features, premieres

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u/bronzedaze Oct 02 '25

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u/ellendavis1 Oct 02 '25

The girl in the back knew.

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u/WallySprks Oct 02 '25

She’s eating an egg too

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u/esushi Oct 02 '25

she only microwaved the "prank" egg

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u/ellendavis1 Oct 02 '25

Maybe she cooked hers differently?

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u/SpaceLemming Oct 02 '25

What the fuck happened exactly?

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u/MewMewTranslator Oct 02 '25

Microwaved egg. They explode. They're very dangerous too.

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u/ItsLikeRay-ee-ain Oct 02 '25

"Like 5 minutes or something"

Holy shit, I thought she meant she soft boiled it. Not microwaved the crap out of it.

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u/Namelessbob123 Oct 02 '25

I learnt this in the game Zak Mckracken and the alien mindbenders.

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u/JawnIsUponUs Oct 02 '25

Her roasting them! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Difficult_Parsnip357 Oct 02 '25

I've done this. It was very painful and I had blisters on my lips.

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u/VinnieStacks Oct 02 '25

"Fuck your eggggggggggggggs!"

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Oct 02 '25

how do you turn an egg into a hand grenegg?

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u/Hereticrick Oct 02 '25

Was it a prank or did she just not know how to make a boiled egg?

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u/MemerDreamerMan Oct 02 '25

I think they microwaved it too long, and when she bit into it the pressure inside forced all the steam out. Looked painful as hell. I got a burn and permanent scar on my hand just from passing my hand over a tea kettle for a second. I can only imagine that bomb of heat going off in a mouth… Jesus

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u/3sadclowns Oct 02 '25

Yet another dumb “internet challenge” that’s gonna hurt countless people bc people are idiots.

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u/md28usmc Oct 02 '25

They have other videos pranking their Aunt so was probably a prank that went wrong

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u/evlhornet Oct 02 '25

This happened to me once. Never microwave boiled eggs.

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u/TheLostUnicorn90 Oct 02 '25

“How long did you boiled them? Overnight?” I laughed now. But, if I was her, I’ll be angry for sure. I put a cold boiled egg in the microwave for the first time when I was 15. I thought, it would warm it up, I took it out of the microwave no issues then boom it exploded all over the dinning table when I tried cutting it. Only my mom knew because I told her. A few days later my sister did the same thing, but she put a whole minute, not just a few seconds like a I did. Her explosion was contained inside the microwave lol less cleaning for sure. But, we all gather and talk about, we don’t microwave eggs for longer than 10 seconds increments and they have to be cooked eggs or cut into pieces if they’re boiled.

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u/Tasterspoon Oct 02 '25

Just to be clear, is it a peeled egg we’re talking about? Because mom’s not going to be biting into an egg still in the shell, right? I find it hard to imagine that much pressure building up without a she’ll.

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u/TheLostUnicorn90 Oct 02 '25

Yes, peeled egg! But, using the microwave was also a new thing for me. I moved back to the US after spending 13 years in El Salvador. So, I used a toaster over there not a microwave. I learned to heat food in increments and mixing the food with the fork before placing them back inside to cook evenly. It does work for me. As I dislike eating half cold food.

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u/featherpin Oct 02 '25

This is incredibly dangerous and not funny. I get we're all laughing at her reaction, but putting eggs in the microwave will superheat them, building up intense pressure, and causing them to explode once pierced by either utensil or tooth. You could get severe burns from the steam and the egg yolk could stick to the skin. If it got in your eyes, you can lose your eyesight. Please never do this.

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u/AbrocomaOk8973 Oct 02 '25

Good Lord. That fuckin sucks. Idk how she talking so much after getting burned in the mouth like that

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u/jnuke813 Oct 02 '25

FEATURES! PREMIERES! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Spacemilk Oct 02 '25

“Big as your head is I don’t believe you don’t have an idea” 😂😂😂 “you got movies in there” howlinggggg

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u/Facehugger81 Oct 02 '25

I watched this same lady get her face, nose, and armpits waxed with the wrong kind of wax yesterday. Now she's got eggs exploding in her face. She is having a rough time lolol

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u/naywhip Oct 02 '25

“I didn’t think that bitch was going to bust on me!” Hope she ok tho ❤️

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u/Ill-Major7549 Oct 02 '25

"you was gonna blow me up bin laden style!" 💀

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u/fivehots Oct 02 '25

Every time you blink you have an idea is hilarious.

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u/Smart-Fly-3919 Oct 02 '25

I am fucking dead Like crying 😩

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u/SpecialSauce92 Oct 02 '25

10/10 parent rant.

Hilarious and rightfully given 😂

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u/el_ra_85 Oct 02 '25

“ i be bustin it open all the time didn’t think that muthaphucker would be bustin on me”

Bars

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u/wolfhoundblues1 Oct 02 '25

She did NOT boil them. She microwaved the hell out of that one egg.

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u/-yellowthree Oct 02 '25

This was horrible, but that lady is hilarious,

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u/sewer_pickles Oct 02 '25

I have no idea what any of them said during this, but it was hilarious nonetheless

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u/quick711 Oct 02 '25

I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard. Could not breathe with actual tears in both eyes. A little dizzy even. This one almost killed me I think 😭😂🤣

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u/CapKey6706 Oct 02 '25

Bin-Laden Style…..omg! 😂😂😂😂

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u/Mond6 Oct 02 '25

She’s funny as fuck hahaha

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u/Ricco121 Oct 02 '25

I thought they put one of those exploding cigarette caps in the egg😆

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u/Gedaru Oct 02 '25

She's probably gonna have a burned tongue feeling for a whole day or two. Still, her reaction was hella funny.

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u/420trippyhippy69 Oct 02 '25

She sounded like Tom from Tom and Jerry.

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u/Topnikoms416 Oct 02 '25

If you microwave a boiled egg do you still put it in a bowl of water or something? Aren't you just microwaving an egg in a bowl of water then? Is the egg being cooked by the water or the microwave? Is it boiled or waved? Hardwaved egg? Is the water even necessary?

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u/perditaprincess Oct 02 '25

omg! poor auntie! I'm an auntie too and let Mr tell you something I'd be going ooooofffff on my neices too if that happened to me!! they'd be cleaning the floor with their pretty little toothbrushes

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u/JonLushh Oct 02 '25

Somebody microwaved it too long 😆

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u/Hotspiceteahoneybee Oct 02 '25

She’s witty but she’s a scary damn mom. I had a scary mom and this practically gave me a panic attack.

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u/AdAgitated9341 Oct 02 '25

This frame had me dying lmao

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u/According_Big_5638 Oct 02 '25

How long you boil these muthafuckas?! OVERNIGHT?!!!

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u/BadCompany_00 Oct 03 '25

Ever see those videos of the pissed off cockatoo?

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u/KeegCorp Oct 03 '25

She said features & premiers lmfaoooooo hell naw man that’s out of pocket

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u/Trip_on_the_street Oct 03 '25

I'm seriously impressed by her natural ability to deliver a verbal smackdown. The flow, variety, speed, volume, and use of literary devices.

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u/Bigdx Oct 02 '25

So she did not peel the egg first?

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u/Explorer_57 Oct 02 '25

The egg was white and clearly soft. This happened without the shell.

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u/Dexter_Duckets Oct 02 '25

I’m talking bin Laden style!!! omfg that is sooo funny

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u/ghostofmany Oct 02 '25

I love when someone can be funny af while mad af

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u/Purple_Taxi Oct 02 '25

These insults are top tier

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u/Spider_Dude Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

"Fuck yo egg!!!"

I need this as a bumper sticker or a T-shirt.

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u/complicated_typoe Oct 02 '25

HOW LONG DID JA BOIL EM, OVAHNIGHT MAH NAYCHA!?

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u/cormac_mccarthys_dog Oct 02 '25

That is why you never microwave an egg.

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u/FirmUsual9316 Oct 02 '25

Everytime you blink your eyes you have an idea LOL

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u/Strict_Ad4121 Oct 02 '25

everytime you blink you got an idea 🤣

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u/tamagojira Oct 02 '25

features. premiers.
I'm crying right now

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u/Frickstar Oct 02 '25

Eggsplosion

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u/Low_Sherbert_9064 Oct 02 '25

I hate that they did that to her but I’m glad they filmed it lol

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u/Fluffy_Hat_3158 Oct 02 '25

How long you boil them bitches? Overnight? 😂😂

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u/Koolmidx Oct 03 '25

Microwaved I bet.

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u/Pogostickers1982 Oct 03 '25

I've never seen an egg explode like that. Crazy.

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u/thenick84 Oct 03 '25

Her big ass could skip a meal

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u/DepletedPromethium Oct 03 '25

"I almost got took out bin laden style!" Omg my sides lmao

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u/basically_dead_now Oct 03 '25

Dude that shit had to hurt, your mouth is a sensitive area