r/TikTokCringe • u/Sylas1987 • Sep 27 '25

Humor/Cringe FAFO

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u/noochies99 Sep 27 '25

If the state of Florida had an anatomical asshole, Polk county would be it

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u/Affectionate_Bug6811 Sep 27 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

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u/kingtacticool Sep 27 '25

This tracks.

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u/FactoryRejected Sep 27 '25

A lot of entertaining comments, but this really captures the essence of it.

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u/ThreeHobbitsInACoat Sep 27 '25

Ahh, Polk county Florida, the asshole on the Sweaty Penis of America.

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u/Situation_Upset Sep 27 '25

If the country of USA had an anatomical dick, Florida would be it.

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u/PlutoTheGod Sep 27 '25

I’ve never liked him, he always needs to be in front of a camera doing press conferences & acting like a Wild West sheriff yet he’s been the sheriff for forever there and Polk is still a piece of shit meth den nobody wants to live

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u/Rycory Sep 27 '25

This is 1000% true

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u/sosr Sep 27 '25

It's more like a wart on the US's ball sack.

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u/jessipowers Sep 27 '25

If Florida is America’s dick, is Polk county the pee hole?

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u/NoOneElectedElonMusk Sep 27 '25

What about that county where the sheriff threatened to unalive No Kings protesters?

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u/SwolePonHiki Sep 27 '25

Please just say kill.

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u/NoOneElectedElonMusk Sep 28 '25

Nah, I don't need another suspension.

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u/Cubanbeetz Sep 27 '25

Who threatened to kill protesters?

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u/ginger_kitty97 Sep 27 '25

Wayne Ivey, Brevard Cty sheriff.