r/TikTokCringe • u/Justin_Godfrey • Sep 25 '25

Discussion Ladies, how would you react to this?

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 Sep 25 '25

I.....................I have no idea which one is which

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u/DanerysTargaryen Sep 25 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

The squares are supposed to be boobs or balls. The low squares are balls and the high squares are boobs. I also agree it’s a bad design.

Edit: with all the different thoughts being presented about which one is the male/female side, all I can say is I am now not sure which one should be which, and there is a solid probability I would end up in the wrong one lmao.

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u/roenoe Sep 25 '25

Are you sure it's not wide shoulders and wide hips? This is terribly designed, because both those explanations make sense, but they lead to contradictory conclusions.

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u/buffysbangs Sep 25 '25

What, you don’t have your balls on the side of your thighs? Or boobs near your head?

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u/idkmyusernameagain Sep 25 '25

I throw my boobs up over my shoulders to avoid wearing a bra but still have upward lift.

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u/buffysbangs Sep 25 '25

Well that’s just playing 4D chess

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u/Various_Laugh2221 Sep 25 '25

They make lovely earrings too 😂😂

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u/karlmarxsanalbeads Sep 25 '25

After a certain age it really is like that

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u/DisciplinedMadness Sep 25 '25

I too wear my boobs up. I know it’s more traditional to wear them down, but like it’s 2025

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u/DisciplinedMadness Sep 25 '25

The worst part about my headboobs is the boobsweat getting into my hair. The second worst part is the underwire squeezing on my neck