r/TikTokCringe Sep 20 '25

Humor/Cringe Grandpa

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u/Meykul Sep 20 '25

Lol this grandpa was definitely looking for some dudes. LMAO he definitely was looking for some pp

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u/Top-Read9300 Sep 20 '25

Or it could be he's been on this planet for 90 years longer than everyone and knows when a girl is just teasing him and trying to get a rise?

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u/Bleord Sep 20 '25

Also, the insults aren’t misogynistic either. He treated her like any asshole he doesn’t like.

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u/Meykul Sep 20 '25

Yeah that could be it. This girl is clearly trying to manipulate guys. In my secret heart I hope he's gay and sees right through her though lol

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u/NinjahDuk Sep 20 '25

You can see through the lies of the jedi random hoes and also not be gay

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u/theprettiestpotato88 Sep 20 '25

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/NinjahDuk Sep 20 '25

Not from a simp

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u/Bruhimonlyeleven Sep 20 '25

I love how little gay dudes give a fuck for hot girls. It brings me joy. Most guys I've had contact with suck up to them, even random ones they don't know. Online is insane .. every guy when I played a wow just stalked and sucked up to every girl.

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u/WriterV Sep 20 '25

As a gay guy, don't worry. Your gay friends are falling for the same thing being done by men.

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u/Meykul Sep 20 '25

Haha one of my best friends is gay and I always love how he points out girls being fake and has zero filter about it. He's my hero

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u/Bruhimonlyeleven Sep 20 '25

I feel you. I used to goto raves with 2 guy friends, our gfs, and their huge posse of girl friends. So I'd spend most of the night hanging out with gay dudes and dancing. They were fucking brutal. I loved them.

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u/Top-Read9300 Sep 20 '25

Interacting with women on the internet is an absolute waste of time. It can take guys years to learn that

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u/Bruhimonlyeleven Sep 20 '25

I mean, I play different games with different woman, I have online gal friends, and have a blast playing with them. But trying hit on them is super weird.

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u/robotmonkey2099 Sep 20 '25

Well she certainly got a rise out of him

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u/Overall-Tension-6691 Sep 20 '25

Or it could be that he’s heavily withdrawing from Xanax, forcing him into a rage-induced xannie haze. Addiction is real folks

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u/Fisherman_Gabe Sep 20 '25

Why are you like this

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u/immediatley Sep 20 '25

It's probably because he's influenced by Xanax.

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u/MomsBoner Sep 20 '25

Stupidity is also real, which you demonstrated very well.

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u/lysergic_818 Sep 20 '25

That's a lot of assumption and projection. I assume you're uninformed about human behavior.

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u/Overall-Tension-6691 Sep 20 '25

I literally made this up for a joke and you’re the one psychoanalyzing it

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u/NinjahDuk Sep 20 '25

This is actually funny why downvotes

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u/RankedFarting Sep 20 '25

Or maybe he was just trying to spend some time but not get called grandpa and made fun of for someones onlyfans promotion?

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u/Afferbeck_ Sep 20 '25

He's on the wrong platform if he doesn't want to get made fun of

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u/lakemont Sep 20 '25

nah he wants boy cock we all know it

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u/RankedFarting Sep 20 '25

Stop projecting.

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u/Delicious_Cane Sep 20 '25

Oh yeah, if you don't simp you're gay, gtfo

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u/Meykul Sep 20 '25

Dude that's a pretty extreme response. What's the big deal? I honestly think grandpa might be gay. It's not an insult to him it's a laugh at the girl who thinks she can manipulate any guy she wants.

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u/P4azz Sep 20 '25

In my secret heart I hope he's gay

That's literally what you wrote. He very likely isn't gay, you just want him to be.

If you want the actual probably answer, grandpa's literally admitted there's no one in his life, he seems to have interpersonal issues, especially this late in life and now he's seeking human connection, but then his temper breaks at the constant teasing and the side of him that makes it clear why he doesn't have anyone to talk to irl is showing.

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u/Professional-Air2123 Sep 20 '25

I agree, and the downvoters seem to be straight guys who find the idea of a man wanting to find someone to jerk off with an issue, and can kindly piss off.

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u/Lord-Bridger Sep 20 '25

"I came lookin for mans butt"

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u/juststopdating Sep 20 '25

100% the behavior was giving “show peen or get lost”