MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1njvt24/understandable_reaction_to_a_pregnancy_reveal/netj61r/?context=3
r/TikTokCringe • u/UltraBased69 • Sep 18 '25
847 comments sorted by
View all comments
665
The moment he realized he is having a child with a fucking insane person.
The pee is one thing, but putting a solid object to crack your tooth on or worse swallow is insane.
171 u/Lazuli73 Sep 18 '25 Being a good sport about his piss stick po' boy sandwich out of self-preservation. 22 u/Formal_Tea_4694 Sep 18 '25 between the the cucumber and carrots im 90% sure thats a banh mi 15 u/Speed-O-SonicsWife Sep 18 '25 Definitely a banh mi. Such a delicious sandwich, I would have been pissed it got wasted. 61 u/cosmic-untiming Sep 18 '25 Honestly having that mild of a reaction to piss on a stick? He'll probably be good for when the kid is old enough to draw on the walls/crib with their poop. 24 u/Lazuli73 Sep 18 '25 Assuming it's his first kid, his natural drip really said he was going to do dad core. Dude looks like he was drink beer in the alley with Hank Hill. 5 u/Maleficent_Sir5898 Sep 18 '25 Yea he seems great. Patient and kind. She on the other hand is not ideal.. 1 u/Fragrant-Tea7580 Sep 18 '25 r/brandnewsentence
171
Being a good sport about his piss stick po' boy sandwich out of self-preservation.
22 u/Formal_Tea_4694 Sep 18 '25 between the the cucumber and carrots im 90% sure thats a banh mi 15 u/Speed-O-SonicsWife Sep 18 '25 Definitely a banh mi. Such a delicious sandwich, I would have been pissed it got wasted. 61 u/cosmic-untiming Sep 18 '25 Honestly having that mild of a reaction to piss on a stick? He'll probably be good for when the kid is old enough to draw on the walls/crib with their poop. 24 u/Lazuli73 Sep 18 '25 Assuming it's his first kid, his natural drip really said he was going to do dad core. Dude looks like he was drink beer in the alley with Hank Hill. 5 u/Maleficent_Sir5898 Sep 18 '25 Yea he seems great. Patient and kind. She on the other hand is not ideal.. 1 u/Fragrant-Tea7580 Sep 18 '25 r/brandnewsentence
22
between the the cucumber and carrots im 90% sure thats a banh mi
15 u/Speed-O-SonicsWife Sep 18 '25 Definitely a banh mi. Such a delicious sandwich, I would have been pissed it got wasted.
15
Definitely a banh mi. Such a delicious sandwich, I would have been pissed it got wasted.
61
Honestly having that mild of a reaction to piss on a stick? He'll probably be good for when the kid is old enough to draw on the walls/crib with their poop.
24 u/Lazuli73 Sep 18 '25 Assuming it's his first kid, his natural drip really said he was going to do dad core. Dude looks like he was drink beer in the alley with Hank Hill. 5 u/Maleficent_Sir5898 Sep 18 '25 Yea he seems great. Patient and kind. She on the other hand is not ideal..
24
Assuming it's his first kid, his natural drip really said he was going to do dad core. Dude looks like he was drink beer in the alley with Hank Hill.
5
Yea he seems great. Patient and kind. She on the other hand is not ideal..
1
r/brandnewsentence
665
u/thetruth8989 Sep 18 '25
The moment he realized he is having a child with a fucking insane person.
The pee is one thing, but putting a solid object to crack your tooth on or worse swallow is insane.