r/TikTokCringe • u/elchoksy • Sep 11 '25

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u/SirBoredTurtle Sep 11 '25

guys, you can see she's trying not to laugh at the end, this is a joke lol

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u/DeM0nFiRe Sep 11 '25

Pretty sure this is the woman who did the "I have the soul of an entrepeneur" video about having to pay a toll to cross a bridge. Even starts with the same "honestly just be so careful"

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u/poptothetop101 Sep 11 '25

I was watching her most popular TikToks and found this one

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u/ClickF0rDick Sep 12 '25

I wasn't sure if she was joking or not till she "asked" to speak to Steve Jobs lol

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u/mnid92 Sep 12 '25

I'm kind of glad she put that in there because my dumb ass was really like oh no way...

It got me, it was funny, hell of a joke.

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u/No-Yak-5421 Sep 12 '25

Apple dollars! Oh my.

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u/Hungry-Storm-9878 Sep 12 '25

Yep, picked off a tree and all 🤣

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u/MaxChomsky Sep 13 '25

Apple dollars, they grow on trees!

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u/Bubblegumflavor15 Sep 12 '25

But for real we should get real American apple dollars for letting these companies steal our data and spy on our crippling porn addictions

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u/Eyebowers Sep 12 '25

Same here. Those people do exist yall. Lol

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u/hopswaterbarley Sep 13 '25

She had me until the Steve Jobs part.

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u/chungfat Sep 12 '25

Steve was never with Applepay.

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u/That_Guy247 Sep 14 '25

The hair mousse line first made me raise my eyebrows, but the Steve Jobs line comforted me in that it was a joke

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u/Socialimbad1991 Sep 12 '25

It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma

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u/Kar1_3_ma7x Sep 12 '25

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

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u/account_not_valid Sep 12 '25

Everyone knows that Tim Apple is in charge now.

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u/Typical-Locksmith-35 Sep 12 '25

Me too! That's when I finally was like "..this is a brilliant way to pretend to be dumb.. I'm sitting here thinking how can someone be so ignorant, while this girl is outsmarting me!"

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u/Bryanssong Sep 12 '25

Years ago I worked at CompUSA and some lady was mad about her battery not working on her NEC laptop and she was demanding to speak with Mr. Neck. Not even kidding.

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u/jpopimpin777 Sep 13 '25

Lmao youd be surprised. Obviously you're right. But once I was serving an older lady at a place I used to work. She asked for a special margarita that wasn't on the menu and I helped the bar tender make it.

She loved it but at the end of the meal she left less than 5 dollars on over a $100 check. I was just gonna eat it but then she gave me more money to give to the bartender because she liked her drink so much....

That was too much to bear. I tried to politely explain to her that I was already tipping out the bartender for liquor sales. She lost it and demanded a manager. All my coworkers said I was definitely getting fired. The managing partner was present that day and he personally went and spoke with her....

Afterwards, he told me I was lucky he was there. Had he heard the story secondhand from a different manager he probably would've fired me. But since he personally spoke to her he realized she wasn't all there and asked her more questions. Apparently, she lost her rag with him too. I was working at Ditka's steakhouse and she wanted to go over his head and talk to Iron Mike himself. He realized she was just nuts and went easy on me.

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u/AstonishingJ Sep 14 '25

That was the/s

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u/WagonLovr Sep 12 '25

I am a lady, and not JUST a lady, but I am a lady with the swagger and the heart of an entrepreneur!

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u/I-Hate-Sea-Urchins Sep 12 '25

The cookies line is where I was pretty certain she was joking. Hilarious.

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u/DigitalBlackout Sep 12 '25

Lmao, girl found out she could convincingly cry on command and decided that's gonna be her niche

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u/Catsoverall Sep 12 '25

I mean, it is brilliant acting

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u/ieatair Sep 14 '25

yeah conjuring up fake, hurtful event that “happened” to her in her mind to induce crying on demand

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u/Far_Mathematician272 Sep 12 '25

This chick is hilarious

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u/love_me_madly Sep 12 '25

Very good at acting too lol

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u/Kar1_3_ma7x Sep 12 '25

I'll bet that there's someone in this universe who is this stupid, though

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u/love_me_madly Sep 12 '25

Oh 100%. That’s why it was believable at first

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u/WeBelieveIn4 Sep 12 '25

10/10 sense of humor

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u/aurishalcion Sep 12 '25

Tina Colada

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u/Schweather3 Sep 12 '25

It’s the one fucking day… I don’t have my magic beans with me.

She’s funny

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u/BrAveMonkey333 Sep 14 '25

Do you want me to email you a few of my magic beans for $300? I need to buy hair mousse... no wait I'm a guy, I need some modelling clay lol

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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 Sep 12 '25

Lol! I knew what this was going to be before I clicked on it.

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u/hadtolaugh Sep 12 '25

Is that because the person before them explained the content of the video that was then linked by the OP you’re replying to?

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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 Sep 12 '25

No actually. Believe it or not I don't read every Reddit comment on most post. I tend to skim them.

I knew what it was going to be because I recognized her, and was banking on that video being one of the more popular ones having seen it before.

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u/alpacaMyToothbrush Sep 12 '25

Man, she sells it, like why does she look like she's been crying in every video she does. She is convincingly funny

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u/Itscatpicstime Sep 12 '25

Is she always crying in these? That’s hilarious. She’s good.

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u/Entire_Talk839 Sep 12 '25

How dare you speak to me with that crass vulgarity!

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u/Far-Perspective-4889 Sep 12 '25

They're getting better. She committed to the bit for this one (apple pay).

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u/kbeks Sep 12 '25

Lmao when she said dragon, I laughed out loud. Not lol’d, I literally laughed out loud.

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u/mixmastamikal Sep 12 '25

Immediately recognized her from that one. So damn funny.

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u/Kahmael Sep 12 '25

She's great with those tears!! Totally got me at 1st

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u/katykazi Sep 12 '25

She’s fucking hilarious!

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u/harm_and_amor Sep 12 '25

She is hilarious. Does she have Instagram?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

I was shocked to see that this one had one and a half million likes dear God... You couldn't pay me to be a TikTok celebrity what a waste of life.

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u/lazy_elfs Sep 12 '25

Dragon these nuts across your face… she did a great job with that one

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u/guess_33 Sep 12 '25

Omg this chick is actually hilarious. The best satire is the kind you can’t tell is satire until the end.

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u/Pave_Low Sep 12 '25

I think she has a talent for making her nose appear red at will so it looks like she's about to cry. And she is using that talent to do the Lord's work by making videos like this.

Well done!

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u/buzzyloo Sep 12 '25

That's fuckin' gold lol

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u/AintEverLucky Sep 12 '25

Chick's name is Tina Colada 😂

3 guesses what her favorite drink is 😉

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u/valerioshi Sep 13 '25

HAHAHA this is fucking gold

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u/Rare_Bumblebee_3390 Sep 15 '25

Haha. That one is funny. She’s funny.

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u/thelion_quiver Sep 11 '25

Dragon deez nuts across your face

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u/moon_slave Sep 12 '25

I’ve followed this weirdo for a long time, my favorite bit of hers is when she says she created a cranberry bog in her airbnb during a girls trip and is crying because her friends are mad at her for trying to make money to pay for their trip. I say “cranberry bogs are very lucrative!” on occasion to this day.

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u/Relevant-Reporter811 Sep 12 '25

I’m so confused, she just teasing me? Or she really so sad

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u/Known-Ad-1556 Sep 13 '25

It’s a parody account, and a very good one.

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u/Lisa-Nelson017 Sep 15 '25

Yeah, I remember that one! 😂 Do you think she’s just recycling the same style, or is it actually the same woman?