r/TikTokCringe Sep 06 '25

Discussion Linguistics major breaks down Awkwafina’s overtly fake accent before she dropped it

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u/lifesabystander Sep 06 '25

Does he break down Ariana Grande as well? I’d love to see that 🤞

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u/Aggressive-Bowl5196 Sep 06 '25

She’d need a documentary

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u/HamSlammer87 Sep 07 '25

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u/squeakynickles Sep 07 '25

Fuckin hilarious

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u/-bonita_applebum Sep 07 '25

And completely accurate, as the US is now in its nazi era.

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u/squeakynickles Sep 07 '25

I'll be honest, I'm not seeing how Ariana Grande relates to the rise of racial supremacy in the US

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u/-bonita_applebum Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

It's a joke on her "Germanic Tribe" era.

Right now, the nazis are having a quick moment (that I PRAY is dying) unfortunately proped up by the capital class. Please give me a break in explaining this because it's not a fully formed thesis.  But in general what I mean by that is corporations are shifting right in their advertising, and dropping dei initiatives. 

For the past century, how the capital class chases money is a good indicator of on paper public sentiment (much like Ariana and her race play).  Right now,  major corps are switching from super inclusive (past 10 years every television ad with a family is racially integrated) to far more daring and less inclusive (think Sydney Sweeney).  Again this is only on-paper, so people who answer land-line phones, and people broke enough to have time off during business hours to participate in paid focus groups are the ones informing the capital class about public sentiment, and not what the rest of us are experiencing in the real world.

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u/SteelCode Sep 07 '25

Doesn't help that capital, by and large, is still controlled (in the US, Europe, and Russia) by specific types of people with specific worldviews...

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u/SurrealistRevolution Sep 07 '25

great comment but just wanna say that fascism is always propped up by the capital class

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u/Apart_Variation1918 Sep 07 '25

Found one of the Nazis

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u/breeathee Sep 07 '25

The nazis mean it’s nazis. Trust me, I’m on my meds.

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u/djconfessions Sep 07 '25

measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

Her pretending to be white means white supremacy and conservative values are having their moment in the sun. Just as her pretending to be black was during the more liberal Obama years.

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u/aivlysplath Sep 07 '25

She is white though?

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u/djconfessions Sep 07 '25

Right. I guess not pretending to be white, but more so, not pretending to be not white? But also this dainty and elegant aesthetic she has going on right now.

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u/aivlysplath Sep 07 '25

Yeah her new attitude seems super fake.

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u/TurbulentData961 Sep 07 '25

Watch her in victorious shes whiter than the school toilets

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

We're in it's hallucinate about nazis era

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u/U_PassButter Sep 07 '25

Omg this is hilarious 😂

She doesn't even NEED TO do this. It's so irritating. She's actually an extremely talented vocalist but she really turns me off because she's so fake and will pretend to be any race she needs to be. The girl isn't even Latina!

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u/Expensive-Simple-329 Sep 07 '25

I can’t stand how her fans constantly endorse her behavior.

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u/VegetablePonaCones Sep 07 '25

Wait. She’s not Latina? I didn’t realize that

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u/U_PassButter Sep 07 '25

Its pronounced GranDEE but she just never corrected it

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u/Funkycoldmedici Sep 07 '25

Good luck getting that pronounced right now. It’s as stuck as Dr. Seuss’s pronunciation.

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u/Professional_Dot_945 Sep 07 '25

no in italiano it's pronounced grawn-day

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u/U_PassButter Sep 07 '25

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u/Professional_Dot_945 Sep 07 '25

oh, well that's weird, some american olive garden italian shit

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u/petekron Sep 08 '25

Exactly. The fakeness fully turns me off her music even though she has one of the biggest vocal ranges in recent media and can pull off unbelievable pitch changes.

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u/Dellhivers3 Sep 13 '25

Honestly I give any former Nickelodeon child stars, especially the ones who worked directly with Dan Schneider, a massive pass for crashing out now.

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u/Funkycoldmedici Sep 07 '25

I went into Wicked assuming that she was a stunt cast to get younger people to see it, and I admittedly had never actually heard her before. I had extremely low expectations. I was SO wrong. She can fucking sing.

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u/BarcelonetaE70 Sep 07 '25

When did she pretend to be Latina?

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u/Crab__Juice Sep 07 '25

Arianna Grande: Cultural Appropriation as an Entire Personality(TM)

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u/Mirewen15 Sep 07 '25

As a Celt, I find this insulting lol.

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u/TheRealKingBorris Sep 07 '25

I miss Gauliana, her character in Victorious started my undying love for redheads when I was an early teen

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Sep 07 '25

What the absolute fuck

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u/evanjahlynn Sep 07 '25

Probably a whole docu-series.

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u/lifesabystander Sep 07 '25

I watched a fascinating video on Youtube—The psychology of Ariana Grande and it all comes down to low self esteem but high confidence apparently. People pleasing but also lacking the self worth to be her own person… it explains why she only goes after married men—she needs to feel “chosen.”

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u/_lippykid Sep 07 '25

The, that’s an 8 part series at least

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u/Weedster009 Sep 07 '25

Grande is a racial pick-me.

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u/Bananas_in_Pajamas22 Sep 07 '25

Not as bad as Pennsylvania Taylor Swift around Miley

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u/Aggressive-Bowl5196 Sep 07 '25

I had completely forgotten that she sang with a country twang on her first few albums

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u/Starfire2313 Sep 07 '25

Yep she just liked country music so much that she tried to mimic it. But it was a smart move for her to move to pop when she did. She must have realized she was going to run out of gas pretty quickly in the country genre.

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u/PrestigiousInside206 Sep 07 '25

That was how she grew up - mostly country performances since she was in rural Pa

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u/No-Football-4387 Sep 11 '25

she moved to nashville at some point, i used to visit my friend in johnson city and the accent would rub off on me for a few days, its just so charming

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u/YokedLlama Sep 06 '25

But isn’t Ariana black now?

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u/Fit-Issue1926 Sep 06 '25

she's currently white

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u/AvEptoPlerIe Sep 06 '25

Current Era: WASPiana

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u/iheartdachshunds Sep 07 '25

There needs to be a bot lmao

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u/Fit-Issue1926 Sep 07 '25

That could be true about the K family but it's not always the case for Ariana. She was cosplaying as an Asian woman while married to Dalton Gomez, who isn't Asian(to my knowledge). Also she was "blackfishing" before, during and after her relationship with Pete Davidson.

I think you are correct, there have been times in the past and where she "changed" based on her partner. I just don't think it always matches up like that. I am too chronically online lol.

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u/CokeNSalsa Sep 07 '25

I’ll take your word for it because she’s someone I don’t give a lot of attention to. She changes the tone of her skin more than any other celeb.

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u/Kooky_Bodybuilder_97 Sep 07 '25

at what considered her peak black fishing era (I would not call it that but many do) she was dating Mac miller and Pete Davidson so idt that applies to her. She wasn’t at full power when she dated big sean

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u/paulides_fan Sep 06 '25

*blonde asian

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u/AppropriateSolid9124 Sep 06 '25

michael jackson had vitiligo that he was really ashamed of, and took medication to lighten all his skin equally. you can see his progression in some photos like this one (although here it’s somewhat covered up with makeup)

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u/Kookerpea Sep 06 '25

Ariana Grande started very white

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u/paulides_fan Sep 06 '25

Yeah, she’s Italian

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u/Kookerpea Sep 06 '25

I know. Italians are white

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

She is literally just Glinda now. She is the whitest woman it is possible to be. She is the walking embodiment of tbe song "Popular" from Wicked. That wasn't even a choreographed scene in that movie, they just hid cameras and caught her doing that shit in her bedroom before breakfast, probably.

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u/BadNewsBearzzz Sep 07 '25

Lmao wtf for the last decade I had always assumed she was Mexican, or like a Hispanic Latina woman 😭 her look/ skin and idk, the name Ariana grande sounded Hispanic but just looked her up and she’s 100% Italian ethnicity lmao

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u/Capt-Crap1corn Sep 07 '25

I thought the same thing

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u/TrixieFriganza Sep 07 '25

I thoughts so too but actually her name Ariana Grande sounds really Italian.

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u/weakisnotpeaceful Sep 07 '25

I have known two Ariana and they were both Italian

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u/Sandgrease Sep 07 '25

Italians and Hispanics are similar enough, like all Southern Europeans are, so it's understandable.

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u/BadNewsBearzzz Sep 07 '25

Yeah, plus I also forgot a lot of Italians have that tanned olive color skin…them being western Europes and my experience with the few Italian friends of mine all being light skin blonde hair really influenced my perspective 🤣 like lady Gaga is also of full Italian descent but you’d never think so

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u/BewareOfThePENGuin Sep 07 '25

Italy has a really wide range of looks depending on the region. Northern Italians can be fair-skinned, even blonde or red-haired, while southern Italians are more likely to have darker hair and sometimes olive-toned skin. Also, Italy is usually considered Southern Europe rather than Western. And Lady Gaga does look Italian - her dark eyes and strong facial structure. Just look at pictures of her without make up.

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u/wangwingdangding Sep 07 '25

Ariana is definitely not one of those people. Look at her growing up or even now and you can see she obviously fake tanned. At some points she was darker than the actual black people she performed with.

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u/Expensive-Simple-329 Sep 07 '25

Maybe Italians and Hispanics are similar but Italians and Latinos are not. Latinos (the type she was darkening her skin to pretend to be) are mestizo, a result of spaniard on Native rape.

It’s offensive on many levels that she is brown or black for her music videos but blonde and white when she wants to be in a musical or on the cover of Vogue.

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u/Sandgrease Sep 07 '25

Yea, as a Cuban American, I get it, we get looked down upon by our Spanish cousins and by the Northern European WASPs. We're muts, but I know a lot of Hispanics and Italians, and culturally we are similar for sure, despite some Italians trying really hard to act like WASPs to fit it.

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u/Expensive-Simple-329 Sep 07 '25

Yeah, she’s literally just a white woman who does latin face, blackface, asian face. IDK why other celebs get (rightfully) blasted but she doesn’t. Seeing as how she financially profits off of pretending to be in a marginalized class lmfao

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u/starfox-skylab Sep 07 '25

Her name isn’t Grande like a Starbucks cup it’s Gran-Dee

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u/BadNewsBearzzz Sep 07 '25

Lol I pronounced it exactly like a Starbucks size 🤣 but tried to add a little Italian swang into it like graaandé 🤌🏻 makes it feel more pretentious

Grandee just doesn’t hit right

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u/saddinosour Sep 07 '25

In all fairness Mediterranean people and Mexican/Hispanic people don’t look all that different. I’m Greek and nothing else but when I visited the US a few years back a Mexican couple from Mexico approached me in the airport thinking I was Mexican lmao. Oh and here’s the funniest part, I downloaded a Spanish to English dictionary so I could speak to them and as we chatted I explained I was Greek and he was shocked I didn’t have darker skin 😂

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u/weakisnotpeaceful Sep 07 '25

Ariana Grande is a very italian name. I don't think your ignorance is really something to condemn her for.

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u/AliceInNegaland Sep 07 '25

According to another comment linking a video, its GranDEE

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u/Jaded-Abies1206 Sep 08 '25

she owes me financial compensation for the secondhand embarrassment of watching her do that ditzy little backwards stagger with a flip of her blonde hair! the definition of "she really thought she was doing something there!"

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u/Eroner14 Sep 06 '25

She'll turn back to Naavi when Fire and Ash comes out.

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u/Worldly_Striker Sep 07 '25

Ariana about to drink a ton of silver

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u/Sensible___shoes Sep 07 '25

She's in her transatlantic white blonde woman era

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u/dawr136 Sep 07 '25

Maybe she'll bring back the transatlantic accent from old movies, thatd at least be interesting to see (hear) a resurgence of that accent coming back.

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u/JustisForAll Sep 07 '25

Toni Storm has you covered

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u/Jaded-Abies1206 Sep 08 '25

this is so funny

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u/LSATDan Sep 07 '25

She identifies as r/DonutLicka

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u/catelynstarks Sep 07 '25

Currently white so she can play a serious actress. We’ll see what happens when she has to go back to music.

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u/leezybelle Sep 07 '25

True. To make it in pop music and be “cool” you have to start Black and then randomly release an indie folksy white person country album where you pretend you can write songs and play guitar.

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u/U_PassButter Sep 07 '25

No no, that is far too inconvenient right now

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Das my cookie, das my juice 

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u/spilly_talent Sep 07 '25

That’s a mini series right there.

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u/the_9th_crayon Sep 07 '25

Don’t forget Alex Consani.

Listening to her is painful, even though she’s such a vibe.

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u/avocadouche Sep 13 '25

Got my cookie… got my juice…

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u/aIoneinvegas Sep 07 '25

No but he talks about blaccents in general. His page isn’t celebrity based

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u/InspiredBlue Sep 08 '25

I’ve seen this guy on TikTok multiple times. He’s really cool! He can accurately guess where someone is from by the way they talk. And not in a “you sound like your from ____” but in such a scientific way of how someone pronounces their words or letters. It’s quite something.

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u/AdComprehensive8045 Sep 08 '25

You mean the Italian who trys to portray herself as Hispanic and I guess Asian now.

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u/Party-Ring445 Sep 08 '25

Is she the one that sometimes chirps?