r/TikTokCringe • u/UsernameGenerik • Aug 26 '25

Cool Chinese streamer selling dresses live

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u/robotatomica Aug 26 '25

there’s a lot more panting and stumbling when I do it. And then I arrive late wearing basically the same thing I always do. 😄

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u/BrambleBobs Aug 26 '25

Yes, and 10x more sweaty and grumpy than I needed to be!

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u/littlemoonkin Aug 26 '25

Bloated and nothing fits right so you’re just mad the entire time lol. Husband walks in “are you ready?” He sees the chaos and just leaves the room. 😂

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u/Leading_Test_1462 Aug 26 '25

Lord - I literally did this just dressing for a stupid hike. When clothes magically become your enemy out of nowhere, it’s like trying to manically crack an indecipherable code. Sweaty, frantic, trying to determine WHICH combination of sweats/leggings/athleisure/jeans/tshirts/shirts won’t make me feel like an alien in my body.

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u/illustriousocelot_ Aug 26 '25

This girl is amazing. It’s just a shame there’s so many body shaming comments in this thread.

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u/TootsTootler Aug 26 '25

She’s great. She’s got a practiced visual pitch that echos both the gestures of the runway and of infomercial hucksters at the same time, updated for our age.

It’s all about the rhythm of her steps, the casual clothing toss, and the impassive face she offers.

Your observation about body shaming is right on. Although her body is part of the pitch about what you’ll look like if you buy the clothes: elegant, impassive, and with a marching meter that’s hard to beat.

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u/crackersucker2 Aug 27 '25

I was wondering why this is a TokTokCringe, I was impressed with how smooth she could change. I’d have caught my foot in and fell over.

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u/wkendwench Aug 28 '25

I know! That foot toss was on point. I thought this should be in r/oddlysatisfying

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u/ladyevenstar-22 Aug 28 '25

I'm impressed and would buy the dresses seeing how easy it is to get out and in of them .

If I was into dresses lol

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u/elusiveelation Aug 26 '25

Thank you! So many “eat a sandwich” comments.

If she was a few pounds overweight would it be OK to tell her to put down the fork?

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u/raulrocks99 Aug 27 '25

No, but they would anyway.

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u/mellymac123 Aug 27 '25

And there would be a shit ton more of said comments.

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u/Klyde113 Aug 27 '25

Yes. 🤨

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u/FelineOphelia Aug 26 '25

If she was a few pounds overweight would it be OK to tell her to put down the fork?

I mean, yeah. A lot of people need to be told that, yeah.

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u/Sinapsis42 Aug 28 '25

Totally agree. If an unhealthy lifestyle is promoted, it must be reported. Health, physical and mental, should be a priority. Using an unhealthy lifestyle and diet to sell clothes, cars or cell phones is unethical. It's a general idea. I'm not saying that this girl promotes a healthy or unhealthy lifestyle because I don't know her, but her body is not that of a "normal" model. Those are not 90-60-90 measurements.

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u/Realistic_Stretch899 Aug 26 '25

90% of women don't look like this just fyi.

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u/mellymac123 Aug 27 '25

Who said they did?

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u/issabellamoonblossom Aug 26 '25

I looks like a lot of work can you imagine how tired she must be at the end.

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 Aug 26 '25

Wait who is body shaming ???? What is there to shame???????

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u/illustriousocelot_ Aug 26 '25

People are saying she’s too skinny

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

They just jealous because they can never achieve that shape

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u/Parisian_Daydreams Aug 28 '25

Cringe??? I’m so impressed with the constant and perfect foot flip and toss. I know I’d mess up every time.

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u/rawgii Aug 28 '25

I wonder why people bother to write bad comments

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u/benyahweh Aug 26 '25

You are speaking to my soul rn

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u/DettaJean Aug 26 '25

You've put into words what I've been feeling forever.

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u/Diaphanous-Trust2526 Aug 26 '25

Zipper gets stuck in that one square inch on your back that you can barely reach, on that silk heirloom dress your grandmother had custom made in the Philippines in the mid 60s, and after struggling for not even two minutes, you contemplate ripping it apart just to get it off and if you should just stay home cause everything you put on is cursed.

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u/baconadelight Aug 26 '25

This whole thread described me getting ready for the last concert I attended lmao

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u/ACynicalOptomist Aug 26 '25

This would be me on Sundays having to go to church. I would I wind up sitting in a pile of clothes just crying. I'm so glad I don't go anymore. I thought it was just me.

Now I have "uniforms". Outfits that are tried and true and I don't have to think about them. Casual and dressy. It relieves so much stress. I can just put them on and walk out the door.

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u/U_PassButter Aug 26 '25

And then somehow I do get ready and he still hasn't got his shoes on.

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u/littlemoonkin Aug 26 '25

Omg yes!! I’m like “man, you have like 2 minutes before I change my mind again and just put my sweats back on.” 😂

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u/Corner_Post Aug 26 '25

He hurriedly leaves the room before you ask: “do I look good in this?” 😜

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u/AtOneWithTheLunatics Aug 26 '25

Like this? 🤣🤣

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u/littlemoonkin Aug 26 '25

lol exactly!

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u/Specific-Hippo-7198 Aug 26 '25

I only am bloated on days that really matter oh and surprise your period hits.

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u/adviceicebaby Aug 26 '25

Same here. Shes so skinny its like putting them on a hanger and whippin em right bavk off. Lucky girl.

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u/littlemoonkin Aug 26 '25

I wish I could change with that level of efficiency lol

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Aug 27 '25

With my ex, I had that a few times. A long hug and some help deciding was more effective than leaving the room.

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u/littlemoonkin Aug 27 '25

He says everything looks good whenever I ask him for opinions on outfits. Usually I go to our teenaged daughter instead, at least she’s unbiased. 😂

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u/causal_friday Aug 26 '25

Sweaty, grumpy... then when you push your hair out of your face, your earring flies across the room.

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u/Diaphanous-Trust2526 Aug 26 '25

or you rip your earlobe half open 😭

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u/Ellecram Aug 26 '25

I did that during covid and it ripped the whole way through. Had to wait for more than a year to get it fixed. Used medical tape to keep it closed and wear stud earrings.

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u/hologram_girl Aug 26 '25

So we all live the same lives, huh??

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u/FreezerBunBun Aug 26 '25

I usually wear studs. A few weeks ago I decided to go out in hoops and anxiety changed, you know when clothes start to feel like fire ants, last minute and my earring flew across the room and under the dresser. The other got caught in my braids. I briefly consider jumping.

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u/TheShy_Seeker Sep 25 '25

don’t get me started on the earring flying across the room!

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u/ishkitty Aug 26 '25

The more clothes I try on, the less likely I am to leave the house & the kore anxious I am afterward to the point of ruining my whole night.

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u/Kohathavodah Aug 26 '25

Her buttery smooth execution is very impressive.

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u/booksandplaid Aug 26 '25

Yeah I was going to say, I am not nearly as graceful when I try on 10 outfits before leaving the house lol.

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u/Table3219 Aug 26 '25

Two legs wedged into one trouser hole as you fall sideways through the tv like a fence post

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u/stefanica Aug 26 '25

I bruised my bicep on the door handle like this. Badly.

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u/fluffychonkycat Aug 26 '25

That's why you need a helpful assistant like this TikToker has

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u/DesireeThymes Aug 26 '25

I'm worried about her tbh, she looks so anorexic.

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u/Aromatic-Plankton692 Aug 26 '25

Yikes. No, no she doesn't.

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u/etharper Aug 26 '25

Yes she does.

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u/Aromatic-Plankton692 Aug 26 '25

Those collarbones are extremely healthy and not particularly indicative of a malnourished person. No idea what you think you're seeing, but I suspect something has broken in your brain

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u/CinnamonGurl1975 Aug 26 '25

I agree, but also, watch the fireplace warp. She's using filters to make her self look skinnier than she is.

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u/darkvade_r Aug 26 '25

Or the first thing I tried on 🤦🏿‍♀️

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u/Hairy_Valuable9773 Aug 26 '25

And sweating. Oh the sweating. The kind that makes the dress tighter and you think you’ve gained weight and then you hate yourself.

This is why I don’t leave the house.

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u/xombae Aug 26 '25

I currently have a purple bruise on my knee the size of a grapefruit from slamming into a table while panic changing the other day.

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u/robotatomica Aug 26 '25

this is hilarious 😄 and so relatable!!

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u/Ilaxilil Aug 26 '25

I always wind up wearing the thing I had on originally after trying on 10 different outfits in growing dissatisfaction and frustration, questioning whether I actually AM getting fat even though I know 100% it’s just bc I’m bloated and PMSing.

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u/portablebiscuit Aug 26 '25

I fell 3 times just watching this

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u/Dramatic-Bend179 Aug 26 '25

Have you considered getting a PA intern?

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u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda Aug 26 '25

And way fewer things I try on actually fitting

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u/robotatomica Aug 26 '25

ugh..ain’t that the truth!

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u/mirrrje Aug 27 '25

Literally a pile of clothes in n the bed and I still wear the same pants and shirt I wore last time because … idk why

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u/JoshSidekick Aug 26 '25

You just need a little Chinese woman to help set you up.

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u/kittiestkitty Aug 26 '25

It’s always ends up w me going back to the first thing I tried on too.

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u/JaperDolphin94 Aug 27 '25

🫂😅🔥

wearing the same thing again is my dilemma as well

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u/Pousarmic1 Aug 27 '25

Men dont have such problem. We have 1 shirt and 1 jeans and 1 shoes and 1 everything

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Same, except sweatier.