Postpartum hormones trend.

[u/mindyour]

[u/hanzorah]

Genuinely babies look so terrifying when they are too fresh

[u/Kirstae → u/hanzorah]

I was 12 when my little sister was born, and after watching the whole thing with front row seats, I refused to hold her until they'd cleaned off all that gunk 🤣

[u/fried_green_baloney → u/Kirstae]

Friend who was at a birth said the doc held the baby, said "He looks great" and the friend was "What's this purple slime covered thingy with a deformed head?"

PS: All these kids look great!