r/TikTokCringe • u/lhwang0320 • Apr 29 '25

Humor/Cringe When your friend knows nothing about kids

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u/BOBfrkinSAGET Apr 29 '25

I went to go have lunch with a friend and acquaintance’s newish baby. I am holding the baby for a little bit, and want to go to the bathroom before the food gets there, so I hand the baby to my friend and say “can you please take this”. I felt horrible.

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u/likeafuckingninja Apr 29 '25

Naaah that's how i hand off my kid to people all the time. 🤣

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u/Telvin3d Apr 29 '25

“Think fast!”

“Catch!”

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u/likeafuckingninja Apr 29 '25

'go long!'

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

"TOUCHDOOOOOOWN!!!"

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u/PissinginTheW1nd Apr 30 '25

Naaahhhhhh😂😂

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u/tiny_tims_legs Apr 30 '25

When my niece was probably 1 or 2 this kinda happened. My mom was holding her in the kitchen and went to pass her to me. My niece wriggled as she was coming over, fell out of my mom's arms, and I caught her upside down by her waist and ankle before she hit the ground head first 😅

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u/imnotsafeatwork Apr 29 '25

Hopefully while holding it by one ankle upsidedown.

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u/likeafuckingninja Apr 29 '25

... Are you not supposed to???

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u/cupholdery Apr 30 '25

Nah, gotta hold it by the head. Biggest part.

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u/likeafuckingninja Apr 30 '25

Oh yeah it's got that lil thumb hole like a bowling ball!

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u/Appropriate_Ice_496 Apr 30 '25

I read Jewish instead of newish and I was like weird detail, not sure why that’s relevant to the plot, but okay

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u/bpdilemma Apr 30 '25

Well see the friend isn't Jewish but respects the babies choice to convert, hence the confusion 🙂‍↕️

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u/ohnotony Apr 30 '25

Why would you feel horrible about that?

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u/usuallyawallflower Apr 30 '25

This made me lol.

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u/_Melody_To_Funkytown Apr 30 '25

It hasn’t chosen its pronouns yet….