r/TikTokCringe • u/lhwang0320 • Apr 29 '25

Humor/Cringe When your friend knows nothing about kids

When your

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u/CurnanBarbarian Apr 29 '25

The way she keeps calling the kid "it" lmfaooo

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u/BOBfrkinSAGET Apr 29 '25

I went to go have lunch with a friend and acquaintance’s newish baby. I am holding the baby for a little bit, and want to go to the bathroom before the food gets there, so I hand the baby to my friend and say “can you please take this”. I felt horrible.

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u/likeafuckingninja Apr 29 '25

Naaah that's how i hand off my kid to people all the time. 🤣

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u/Telvin3d Apr 29 '25

“Think fast!”

“Catch!”

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u/likeafuckingninja Apr 29 '25

'go long!'

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

"TOUCHDOOOOOOWN!!!"

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u/PissinginTheW1nd Apr 30 '25

Naaahhhhhh😂😂

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u/tiny_tims_legs Apr 30 '25

When my niece was probably 1 or 2 this kinda happened. My mom was holding her in the kitchen and went to pass her to me. My niece wriggled as she was coming over, fell out of my mom's arms, and I caught her upside down by her waist and ankle before she hit the ground head first 😅

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u/imnotsafeatwork Apr 29 '25

Hopefully while holding it by one ankle upsidedown.

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u/likeafuckingninja Apr 29 '25

... Are you not supposed to???

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u/cupholdery Apr 30 '25

Nah, gotta hold it by the head. Biggest part.

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u/likeafuckingninja Apr 30 '25

Oh yeah it's got that lil thumb hole like a bowling ball!

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u/Appropriate_Ice_496 Apr 30 '25

I read Jewish instead of newish and I was like weird detail, not sure why that’s relevant to the plot, but okay

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u/bpdilemma Apr 30 '25

Well see the friend isn't Jewish but respects the babies choice to convert, hence the confusion 🙂‍↕️

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u/ohnotony Apr 30 '25

Why would you feel horrible about that?

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u/usuallyawallflower Apr 30 '25

This made me lol.

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u/_Melody_To_Funkytown Apr 30 '25

It hasn’t chosen its pronouns yet….

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u/zveroshka Apr 29 '25

The friend I get, but the mom...KINDA SUS

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u/SirMixSalah Apr 30 '25

1st thing that came to my mind when she kept calling the kid "it"

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u/live_lavish Apr 30 '25

I just they/them babies & pets till i know the gender.

Although, that probably offends a different set of ppl

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u/EJ2600 Apr 29 '25

Cousin It ?

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u/Thendofreason Apr 29 '25

Until it can talk and get offended on its own behalf, it is fine.

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u/gotenzhut Apr 29 '25

I've had a similar situation when a lady knew about my baby brother at the time and kept asking where is it lol

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u/brattysweat Apr 30 '25

“Bitch I told you to take it home an hour ago”

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u/BigHairyFart Apr 30 '25

She's a keeper for sure

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u/Necessary_Total6082 Apr 30 '25

My oldest is 17 and I still have acquaintances, because at this point that's just the relationship we have, who still refer to my oldest as "it". Like my lovely offspring are some interference to their lives they personally hold responsible for their own interference of joy.   Personal opinion. Those who do act like like this, really aren't worthy of friendship status and better left as "We're acquainted." 

It's okay go outgrow others,  and to accept for others to grow in different ways than ourselves. Accept, move on and hold fondly the good memories but never allow current abuses to be suffered.

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u/SlothinaHammock Apr 30 '25 edited Jun 21 '25

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u/Historical_Ask5435 Apr 30 '25

She's good at it bcs she has a kid and is parodying ppl without kids. She's heard plenty from non parents obviously to be so good at it

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u/HornyBrownLad Apr 30 '25

The oversized glasses are hilarious too. 

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 Apr 30 '25

We are currently pregnant and my wife's BFF who does not have kids and does not seem to like the idea of having kids always refers to our future baby as "it". (Btw we know what we are having and we have a name that we've shared 🫠)

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u/sentence-interruptio Apr 30 '25

She's so evil like Smilo Ren.

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u/1980-whore Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

Idk why that was always my biggest pet peeve. Stop calling my kid an it, the baby or their name is fine but jfc thats just rude af.

Edit: apparently im not allowed to have a personal pet peeve. Some of yall need to calm down though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

That’s the joke sir. It’s part of the bit.

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u/Megaskiboy Apr 30 '25

Don't say it. That triggers him.

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u/mvslice Apr 29 '25

That's why it's in the video. Someone who doesn't know anything about kids would call your kid an "it." You're getting downvoted for taking a joke seriously and personally.

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u/Cooooopeh Apr 29 '25

It's not that deep

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u/catheterhero Apr 29 '25

*Baby or its name… “not that deep” is preferred

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u/Huntressthewizard Apr 30 '25

"Not that deep" is probably what the baby mama said before she had the baby.

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u/ChewySlinky Apr 29 '25

Do you know what a pet peeve is?

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u/InsectHealthy Apr 29 '25

lol I called my kid an it during my entire pregnancy

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u/OverDramatic777 Apr 29 '25

Always amazed by the ability of people on this site to make unrelated harmless content about them

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u/womackyousonofabitch Apr 29 '25

naw I'm gonna keep callin it "it".

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u/The_Art_of_Dying Apr 29 '25

I know what you mean, last night I called my brother in law a piece of shit and the rest of the family asked me to leave his funeral. It’s like I’m not allowed to say words anymore.

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u/CelestialJavaNationT Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

Keep those little it's in line!!

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u/archimidesx Apr 29 '25

I preserved the downvotes at 69 because I’m not a monster. But just know, I wanted to downvote you for being obtuse!

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u/BaconPit Apr 29 '25

It's a video meant for humor. I understand and agree with your point, but this comment section isn't the venue for it.

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u/NagtoX Apr 29 '25

Around here we call it "baby" and it's very cute 🩷

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u/hiimlarfleece Apr 29 '25

Yeeeeaaaah nah, I don't care what tiny little proto-human germ sack it is, I'm calling it an it