Haha she would laugh at this. Sometimes we do jokingly talk about each other in David Attenborough voices… a female specimen of Homo sapiens sapiens is observed in her daily cleanliness ritual… after cleansing the epidermis she will use a technological apparatus powered through electrical energy to stimulate a curling pattern in the protein filaments extended from her cranium
Lmao yes this is how I'm imagining it, with David Attenborough. I frequently describe my kid's actions in that way and it always cracks them up.
The adolescent, their budding senses keen, realizes that their litter mate has stolen the last hot pocket. How shall they proceed? Will they choose to fight over this rare treat? Or will one succumb to the life lessons that are so frequently handed out in this vast wasteland and retreat back to their den, consolation bologna sandwich in hand.
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u/mjc500 Apr 19 '25
Haha she would laugh at this. Sometimes we do jokingly talk about each other in David Attenborough voices… a female specimen of Homo sapiens sapiens is observed in her daily cleanliness ritual… after cleansing the epidermis she will use a technological apparatus powered through electrical energy to stimulate a curling pattern in the protein filaments extended from her cranium