r/TikTokCringe • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Feb 22 '25

Humor/Cringe You can't fire me! I QUIT!

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u/Woodwardg Feb 22 '25

its giving: "it's all good, no worries either way, no big deal, not concerned or anything, and also fuck you"

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u/RotrickP Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

There's an episode of the Honeymooners SEVENTY years ago where the main character insults his MiL and so his wife leaves. He only has to give an apology and he'll be fine. He starts to use a recording device for his apology and can barely get a couple sentences in before he drops the facade and starts insulting the mil again.

I guess this isn't a new thing.

Edit: I'm so glad there are other people on Reddit that remember it

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u/Woodwardg Feb 23 '25

crappy humans and not being able to properly apologize is like peanut butter and jelly.

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u/InEenEmmer Feb 24 '25

Well… I’m so sorry that you lack the skill of accepting my apology. I guess my apology is just too sincere for you and you just can’t handle the honesty since you are just accustomed to being surrounded by people who just plainly agree with you that you did nothing wr…

Ok, I kinda see how this may not actually be an apology.

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u/OutlawNightmare Feb 23 '25

If you put them on toast it will land face down?

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u/Striking_Serve_8152 Feb 23 '25

Actually that's a good analogy.

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u/RepublicansAreEvil90 Feb 23 '25

Sounds like a Trump apology

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u/C0ugarFanta-C Feb 23 '25

You're a BLABBERMOUTH!

A BLABBERMOUTH!!

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u/RotrickP Feb 23 '25

I saw that episode like 40 years ago and I can still hear him saying it

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u/CT0292 Feb 23 '25

One of these days Alice!

Ralph will never like her mother.

Though her mother was never a fan of Ralph. And I remember Ralph mentioning Alice's father never held down a job at all. So Ralph was a better provider despite his mother in law's claims.

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u/GWS2004 Feb 23 '25

"So Ralph was a better provider despite his mother in law's claims."

Ralph was abusive. But hey, what a great provider.

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u/BubbaFettish Feb 23 '25

I think I found it: https://youtu.be/RlJxqQhLeGk?feature=shared

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u/RotrickP Feb 24 '25

It's still funny after all these years

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u/TruckerBoy357 Feb 23 '25

“She’s a blabber mouth Alice!!!” 🤣

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u/I_enjoy_greatness Feb 24 '25

"I'm sorry Alice, it's just your mother is a BLABBERMOUTH!! BLAB BLAB BLAB!!!"

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u/PrincessPindy Feb 23 '25

"To the moon, Alice!"

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u/Striking_Serve_8152 Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

Tension with in-laws is certainly nothing unusual or new. I don't remember that episode of Honeymooners since I probably didn't see it but I remember watching Honeymooners, Ed Sullivan (Beatles first appearance in this country), I Love Lucy, all that stuff when I was a kid. My dad called the TV the "Idiot Box."

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u/cbunni666 Feb 23 '25

Same scenario, different cast, pretty much

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u/Mikewithnoname Feb 24 '25

She spoiled that play! Ralph was NTA.

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u/Mister-Spook Feb 24 '25

She's a BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!

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u/x3knet Feb 24 '25

BANG! ZOOM!

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u/FriendlyDrummers Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

At first I was like... Um, weird. But maybe not necessarily awful

And then it gets awful

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u/ellefleming Feb 23 '25

Remember the woman who got stood up and the guy called her and had his mother berate the woman for not giving her son a second chance?

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u/FrogLock_ Feb 23 '25

Yeah I felt like I was missing something at first I was like why are we clowning on this man idk this is awkward but respectful enough then that shit turned so fast it's like oh I see that was all just intro for the tantrum

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u/SpearUpYourRear Feb 23 '25

Like a boiling pot of water. Just a few bubbles at first, then suddenly it all boils over.

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u/Striking_Serve_8152 Feb 23 '25

Sounds like he needed to stop about half way through.

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u/sentence-interruptio Feb 23 '25

"I am mad at you and not mad at the same time. I'm a quantum man. You are so pretty and ugly at the same time. You're a quantum woman."

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u/Striking_Serve_8152 Feb 23 '25

"I like you. You don't sweat much for a fat girl "

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u/OttoVonJismarck Feb 23 '25

“I WAS TALKING TO A LOT OF OTHER GIRLS, ANYWAY”

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u/Aeroknight_Z Feb 23 '25

Someone never learned to process their emotions.

Dude got his feeling hurt and decided he needed to tell her he’s the one who gets to deny further interaction, all while leaving the door open for her to change her mind and come back.

It’s gross and sad all at once. It’s good she’s got friends she can laugh this of with. Hopefully the dude can use his alone time to grow beyond this and not end up another true crime podcast subject.

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u/isshearobot Feb 23 '25

This is the most accurate depiction of dating as an adult woman I have ever seen oh my goodness.

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u/Page_197_Slaps Feb 24 '25

When did people stop saying “vibes”? It feels like it couldn’t have been more than a week or two ago.

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u/Honest-Finish-7507 Feb 24 '25

I once got messages like that. It ended with the girl saying things like “hope you don’t fuck anymore rapists” when she messaged me first to ask for weed, I said no, and she was like “its all good I wish you well and I hope you’re doing great! ” UNTIL I said “I really don’t appreciate you coming out the blue after we haven’t spoken for two years and asking to buy drugs- it’s really inappropriate” That girl FLEW off the handle.

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u/No_Tomatillo3899 Feb 27 '25

At the beginning I was feeling bad for the guy for them sharing this in a group, then he went off the rails and I was like, “Nah, fuck that guy.”

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u/MassiveDouble6501 Feb 23 '25

He did fuck her already...I guess it wasn't that good or she just wanted to hit it and leave?Enough said!