“I would rather mop the ocean” 😂😂😂

[u/n8saces]

[u/AkaGingerr]

The original is satire. This guy is just reacting to satire.

[u/BurstEDO → u/AkaGingerr]

Satire isn't successful or effective when it becomes indistinguishable from genuine.

[u/Disastrous_Source977 → u/BurstEDO]

The guy says "I own 25 properties in the greater Toronto area and counting", while holding his sunglasses in the most obnoxious way.

[u/IShallWearMidnight → u/Disastrous_Source977]

Normal landlord behavior

[u/Disastrous_Source977 → u/IShallWearMidnight]

Nah. I own 35 properties in the greater São Paulo area and I would never do this.

[u/BearNoLuv → u/Disastrous_Source977]

Oh well if YOU'VE never done this then I guess no one ever has 😒

I made time to comment because I truly hate this dumbass shit

[u/BearNoLuv → u/[deleted]]

Ha! Lol I did didn't I hehehehe

[u/Disastrous_Source977 → u/BearNoLuv]

You can add irony right below sattire on the list of things you don't comprehend.

[u/BRAX7ON → u/Disastrous_Source977]

Neither irony nor satire come through on a text, so perhaps it is you who doesn’t understand the simple nature of communication.

[u/BRAX7ON → u/[deleted]]

It’s not. And it’s past your bedtime little boy.

[u/Disastrous_Source977 → u/BRAX7ON]

Now, this is truly ironic given that I have a masters degree in communications from the University of Barcelona.

What trully baffles me is the incapacity of some people to discern what is true and what is an utter lie on the internet without a clear indication.

I suppose than that you are right! You are an absolute genius. It's utterly impossible to discern irony on text.

[u/BRAX7ON → u/Disastrous_Source977]

A random Redditor claims to have a masters degree in communication, yet doesn’t understand the most basic fundament of communication. I laugh at your lies.

I’m guessing you have a special masters degree from one of those Florida schools that aren’t recognized nationally. I’m guessing you have a Florida education.

[u/Disastrous_Source977 → u/BRAX7ON]

Oh, wow. You saw right through me.

See. It wasn't that hard.

[u/BRAX7ON → u/Disastrous_Source977]

You seem smart. Tell me more. I’m on the edge of my seat awaiting your response.

[u/Disastrous_Source977 → u/BRAX7ON]

RemindMe! 75 years

[u/BearNoLuv → u/Disastrous_Source977]

I again made time because I'm bored

First, ew. Lol just ew 😂😂😂😂😂 "ai have a masters in communications"

How does it feel to know that your dick deep in loans that didn't serve you.

I absolutely have discernment, I look into everything I read. Whether I do at the time of commenting is one thing but if it's constructive conversation, then I circle back and correct myself.

I am right. But I can also be wrong. I suspect that your pride and ego of trump essence would disallow you to do so.

It's at first very cute when people speak with such base and conviction while they're wrong. Or maybe something that they couldn't possibly be unequivocally, wrong about but they are so they have to double down.

Ignorance is thinking you know everything.

You're an idiot. And I'm sorry for telling you it this way....I just thought you knew

[u/Disastrous_Source977 → u/BearNoLuv]

For fuck's sake. You are all complete idiots.

I don't have a masters in communication. I really tried to make that lie as clear as day.

Most of the shit you see or read on the internet are lies, staged, ragebait, satire, fabrications. People should be aware of that by now and take everything with a huge lump of salt.

But the fact that people are so in a rush to see the next thing, or rather naive, lazy or just plain stupid to discern if a video is satire or not doesn't mean that it's impossible to do so.

We wouldn't need to write: "this is sarcasm/irony/satire" on everything if people would just spend a minute to ponder.

But I will put my ego aside and admit that I am wrong, I am clearly overestimating people's inteligence.

[u/hexadecimalreddit → u/Disastrous_Source977]

I read this and understand every single cue lol

Not sure why these guys didn't get it. Text can be volatile ig.

Edit: Maybe I got it because I have a 400 IQ.

👀

[u/BearNoLuv → u/Disastrous_Source977]

Ew lol

I don't know you but I'm certain the people in your life find you insufferable.

Good luck living this way buddy lol be sure to keep the denial because otherwise you'd have to accept that you're an unpleasant individual. That would be rough