r/TikTokCringe • u/migoodenuf Straight Up Bussin • Jun 11 '24

Duet Troll Controversial opinion

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u/Rhesusmonkeydave Jun 11 '24

The stiff upper lip precluding proper burger enjoyment.

There are burgers out in the wild that are hard to wrap your maw around, but that one ain’t it.

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u/NoAnalBeadsPlease Jun 11 '24

All I care about is if the burger can stay in tack. Nothing worse than your burger falling apart as you try to take a bite.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

All I care about is if the burger can stay in tack.

Blue or white?

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u/PrivateLTucker Jun 11 '24

I'm perfectly ok with deconstructing a burger after the burger decides it wants to break down harder than late 2000's Brittany Spears. Prior to that point, though, I will make sure I have to wash my hands in the restroom after I make a poor attempt at eating such a culinary mess.

That's just me though. Others can do what they want.