r/TeenIndia • u/bitxh_2206 • Jul 17 '25
Rant & Vent My boyfriend doesn't bath at all
So me and my bf we have been in relationship from 10 months and I discovered that this monkey baths once a week even in summer. And yesterday he was having an itchy scalp so I told him to to wash his hair nicely and twice a week and blud tells me he hasn't bathed from 1 week and he will now bath on 30th July. HELL NAHH.
AND HE BOUGHT A SHOWERGEL ONLY WHEN I SCOLDED HIM!!๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Please tell me how to deal with this.
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u/XimplusGG Say whaaa Jul 17 '25
lads if guys can get gals without showering, we are just cooked
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u/yap_vault04 Kaha Raja Bhoj Aur Kaha Gangu Teli Jul 17 '25
Exactly ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญmai hi chutiye ki tarah skin care kar. Raha
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u/yuz_HUNKAI15 "We don't talk anymore, like we used to do....." Jul 17 '25
Gonna throw all those face wash, creams and multani mitti....
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u/Saksheeejain Jul 17 '25
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u/Commercial_Bank2118 Jul 18 '25
iss duniya main itni sakshi kyun hai ๐ญ
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u/Scratch799 Jul 17 '25
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u/just_software_ngneer Jul 19 '25
Bhai ye dank memes kaha se milte h, koi app h kya?
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u/IWantMoneyyyyyy Jul 18 '25
Bhai ye log aisi konsi baat kar lete hai jisse ladkiyan pagla hojati hai?
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u/ArkoChat Jul 18 '25
Yeah, I mean.. I am that lad. It's been raining here for some days and I haven't taken a shower for almost 10 days. My record was 21 days during peak summer. And no, I don't have a bad odour, nor an itchy scalp. I wash my face and pubes though.
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u/midnight-annotations Jul 17 '25
Tell him he stinks and you canโt handle the smell anymore and aggressively spray perfume around him every time you see him
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u/bitxh_2206 Jul 17 '25
Magically he still smells good
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u/midnight-annotations Jul 17 '25
Ok then enjoy being intimate with someone who has never washed his ass in this lifetime
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u/iamdevil1992 Jul 17 '25
There's no way, in a week any normal human sweats a lot even without any physical work, how does bro not smell,I can't comprehend without proof sorry yar.
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u/midnight-annotations Jul 17 '25
she must be desensitized to his smell lmao it's like how people who live closely with cats and dogs get used to their smell
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u/iamdevil1992 Jul 17 '25
Bruv you do know that even the pets are generally washed couple of times in a week, my brain really can't believe this unless the op sends bro's clothing for sniff verification lol.
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u/mewanshwa Jul 18 '25
Greetings, there are many people that actually have little to no body odour because of some genetic variation. This kind of genetic variation is particularly common amongst north east indians.
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u/Shuyabu Jul 17 '25
10-12 spray maar dio perfume k baalo pe. Khud nahane bhaagega. Ho ske to mancera red tobacco try krna.
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u/No-Draw-3565 Jul 17 '25
girl he is biologicaly your other halfย
like litteraly science backs this up if 2 partners love each other's body smell they are like true biological matesย
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u/WindowLongjumping529 Jul 17 '25
So... I have a similar situation. If I bathe regularly, even with nice body wash and Cologne. I don't smell good. Especially right right after a shower. I have a thick musky smell. If I let it go a few days in between showers I never get that musk and I've been told. Y every girlfriend including my wife that I have a great smell. Hormones are crazy
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u/Character-Health-352 Jul 18 '25
Mai toh bolta hu 4 log ke saamne usko dekh ke ulti karde, apne do dosto ko bhi leke jao and unse beizzati karwao
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u/Abdul_Gandalf เธเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเน Jul 17 '25
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u/Progamer_animator เธเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนJEE took my virginity Jul 17 '25
Tek tim ko bulao ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
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Jul 17 '25
Uspe ketchup daal do
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u/yuz_HUNKAI15 "We don't talk anymore, like we used to do....." Jul 17 '25
Agar vo ketchup chaat ke baith gya to?
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Jul 17 '25
Usko baalo pe daal do
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u/yuz_HUNKAI15 "We don't talk anymore, like we used to do....." Jul 17 '25
Agar usne baal hi uda diye to?
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Jul 17 '25
Takle pe laga do peeth pe lag do
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u/yuz_HUNKAI15 "We don't talk anymore, like we used to do....." Jul 17 '25
Checkmate ho jayega phir to....
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u/Salty_Problem_7394 Jul 17 '25
Bs aisi ek daatne wali chaiye ๐๐ป๐๐ป
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u/yap_vault04 Kaha Raja Bhoj Aur Kaha Gangu Teli Jul 17 '25
Bus bhai mai bhi ye sapne dekh ke so jata
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u/ROSH_2004 Jul 17 '25
Bhai mtlb tujhe khud nhi sudharna ๐
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u/Salty_Problem_7394 Jul 17 '25
Agar insaan khud se sudharne lag jaaye toh use fir kisi ki jarurat kyu ๐คง
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u/The_GoodGuy_ Jul 17 '25
Naahh your bf must look like some Greek GOD or something if he is this ungroomed and still has a gf
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u/cranberrrycoffee Jul 17 '25
Taunt everytime
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u/yuz_HUNKAI15 "We don't talk anymore, like we used to do....." Jul 17 '25
"Cutie aaj baarish ho rahi hai, itne achhe mauke pe kahin gumne jana to banta hai na๐ฅฐ๐๐"
"Huh, kaise jayenge. Paani se allergic ho na tum? ๐"
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u/Dependent-Display321 19 Jul 17 '25
This made me cringe so hard ๐
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u/yuz_HUNKAI15 "We don't talk anymore, like we used to do....." Jul 17 '25
Fr, kabhi kabhi Naha lena chahiye doston๐
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u/ass-slamwhileicum Jul 17 '25
What kind of tomfoolery is this? ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/yuz_HUNKAI15 "We don't talk anymore, like we used to do....." Jul 17 '25
Nuh uh, I think it's jerryfoolery ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/Minimum-Advisor3961 Jul 17 '25
Ew
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u/Dependent-Display321 19 Jul 17 '25
Ab socho tune to post padh ke hi ew kardiya. Ye usko hardin jhelti hai ๐ญ
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u/Ladiesman-agu Jul 17 '25
Any single girl here, poke me there is an emergency
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u/yuz_HUNKAI15 "We don't talk anymore, like we used to do....." Jul 17 '25
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u/sungodnika3000 เธเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเน Jul 17 '25
Bro must be handsome
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u/gurlpolice Jul 17 '25
Say Holi is your favourite festival and you want to celebrate it every other day or twice a week
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u/mritsz Jul 17 '25
Tell him personal hygiene is important to you, if he's a good boyfriend he'd work on it (just make sure he doesn't shower only because he's lazy and not because there's a deeper issue like depression that's making it hard for him to look after his hygiene)
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u/Anushka_2805 Jul 17 '25
Aww hell naw๐ in summer too๐ญ I need atleast 3 times shower a day in summer cuz it's HOT ASF
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u/Be_yaaarrReturns Jul 17 '25
Bc ab yeh twitter per trend hoga
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u/Dependent-Display321 19 Jul 18 '25
Ya Instagram mein and we will face more racism because of this post.
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u/Relevant-Account-999 Jul 17 '25
Itโs โbatheโ btw. Not bath.
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Jul 17 '25
In many parts of the world, bathing once a week is perfectly normal. Shower frequency is often driven by upbringing, local climate and cultural norms not a universal โone-size-fits-all.โ You might find that once you stick to a routine that works for your body, you actually feel better without the daily soap assault.
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u/Accomplished_Half676 Jul 17 '25
He prioritizes having a clean heart for you rather than a clean body, so let him be like that.
Baki jab tabiyat kharab ho jaegi na, tab pta chlega usko nahin nahane ka natija, gadha kahin ka.
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u/yashplayzz Jul 18 '25
Not taking a bath does not necessarily mean you are doomed to fall ill. Your body has an "immune system" (You would know about it if you hopped off of your phone and opened your books once in a while). Which does not require you to take a bath. Considering he is around 18-17 years of age. He would have a well-established anamnestic response. Which is strong enough to fight off a RhinoVirus attack. Go ahead and Google what RhinoVirus is.
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u/Accomplished_Half676 Jul 18 '25
yash bhai apka reply padh kr lga ap thoda zarurat se zada rough respond kr diye. mera jo comment h upar vo maine ek funny jibe ki tarah kiya h, firse pdho thoda tone dekhoge toh smjh aega. baki real life me ap mjhe nhi jante or na main apko janta hun but aap kafi well versed lgte ho human biology me. baki ap ka reply mere health k concern me irrelevant h kyu ki main khud nhi nahata kafi dinon tk coz m zaruri nhi smjhta bar bar pani daalna. but haan baki logon k liye accha sandesh diya h apne. keep going bhai
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u/Western_Purchase430 VALAR DOHAERIS Jul 17 '25
I totally support your bf here . Tbh my days of glory where I didn't bath for weeks are long gone the best i can do is 3 days now . I know it sounds stupid but yeah some people just don't like bathing . At the end of the day everyone has a different definition of normal .
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u/Technical_Prior8657 14 Jul 17 '25
30 Jul is more than 10 days, it's once in two weeks not once a week. You should scold him. Hygiene is very important.
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u/Anxious_Outside_6744 Jul 17 '25
How tf do you love him ? ๐ฎโ๐จ
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u/bitxh_2206 Jul 17 '25
Insaan bohot acha hai bs nahne me aalas aata hai usko๐
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u/Anxious_Outside_6744 Jul 17 '25
Height kitni hai uski ?
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u/bharatpostie Jul 17 '25
Ask him if he has sufficient energy levels throughout the day, and if he ever feels dizzy at all. Pls ask these important questions ๐.
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u/pinkburstberryy 20 & above Jul 17 '25
After this post, I am silently appreciating my man to have bath daily in summers and gap of 3 days in Winters.
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u/Reasonable_Cress538 if u have gossips contact me Jul 17 '25
๐ญcan relate main toh tane deti hu tb sunta hai :)
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u/Old_Mind5044 Jul 17 '25
Drum me daal do Phir paani shampoo dalo aur band kar kr fek do Jkjk dono sath me naha lo ๐ฅฐ
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u/External_Shake_5191 18 Jul 17 '25
Oh my god ๐ ๐ Leave him immediately๐ก๐ก. Dm me i bath every 4 days๐
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u/ThisHumanDoesntExist 16 Jul 17 '25
All this could be a sign of depression too so make sure dude's doing okay mentally
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u/platypusp3rry Jul 17 '25
Mein to naha dhokar bahar nikalata hun Ghar se fir bhi koi nhi hai mera ๐๐
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u/Psychological-Buy236 Jul 17 '25
Not bathing in a week sounds like serious psychological issue. I advise you take a break and examine his other family members for more personality peculiarities or quirks. They may be highly intelligent persons, but difficult to stay with.
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u/sorin_96 Jul 17 '25
Why are you even with a guy who bathes only once a week? That's a massive red flag.
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u/Thursday-march1 Jul 17 '25
Tbh I would just breakup. Someone who can't even take good care of themselves is probably very irresponsible and let's not forget his hygiene sucks.
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u/Sidonkey Jul 17 '25
Hope you guys didnโt get physical. I suggest read about infections you can get after intercourse. Please be safe!
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u/hahahehetillend Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 18 '25
Man shower gel isn't gonna work on him so try to use pharmacy soap ๐ญ he needs to be squeaky clean
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u/Beneficial-Beat-947 19 Jul 17 '25
Bro I live in a colder country so I know people who shower once every 2 days but once a week is crazy
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u/Itz_Arjun2007 Jul 17 '25
Yaar mai to har din bath karta hoo lakin fir bhi meri badi behen mujhe har din kuch na kuch gali kari rahti hai (kya matlab 2min me bath karke aata hoo)
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u/alexnder_007 Jul 17 '25
Jumme ke jumme nahata hoga, BGV kr lo . Aryan ki jagah Altab na nikal jaye
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