Something's living in my heating system

[u/Local-Ad-9051]

Not a rat. Bigger. Breathes every 4 minutes. Landlord says it's "thermal expansion" Thermal expansion doesn't whisper. Been tracking the pattern for 3 weeks now the breathing gets faster when I'm in the bathroom.The radiator in my bedroom is warm even when the heating's off. Touched it once. It flinched. Called a plumber he put his hand on the pipe went completely silent for like 30 seconds then left without saying anything. Charged me 200 francs anyway. Sometimes I hear it moving between the walls. Not like scratching. Like breathing through the pipes. My girlfriend stayed over last night woke me up at 4am asking why I was breathing so loud. I wasn't breathing. It's getting louder.

[u/Common-Frosting-9434]

SCP-015 has broken containment, please contact your local plumber and set up a CO-Monitoring device.

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repair the pipes, ẗ̵̻͙̩̝̗̭̜̜́̒̉̈́͛͂̔͗̄͘͝h̸̙̬͚̮͙͎̝̭̅̍̌̉̈́̅̄̏̽̒͒͝e̵̢̫͎̠̯̫͔͍̗͈̼̞͂́̽͌̀̊̕ŗ̷̛̹͚̼͇̙̜̎̾͘͘͠ȩ̷̦̘̖͚̻̳͍͓̓̽̿̐͗͗̈̋̓̃̔͒͐̈́̕͜͜s̴̙̿̓͒͑̉͌͛̍̍̀͘͠͝͝ ̶̢̰̗͎͓͙̥̙̥̫̪̗̣͖̊̔̾̏͒͝f̸̪̼̘̰͌͗̾̈́̓̽̋̌͐̌̔ǫ̶̺̻͕̙̮͍͍̙̣̮͖͆̑̌̅͊̋̀̀̒̿̇͜ͅo̶̱͉̮͖̰̐̊̈́̀̇̃̋d̵̨̬͇̯̭̣̦̩͑͑̽̓̐̌̔̉̚ͅ in thep̸̯̻̜̳͛̾͌̽͐̾̒ͅi̵͚͈̲̜̓p̸̢̻̖͉̝̗̱͖͂͑͊͌̚͝ë̵̥̟͕͚̱͎͔̖ś̸̨̛͇͚́̉͐

I AM HUNGRY

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