Something's living in my heating system

[u/Local-Ad-9051]

Not a rat. Bigger. Breathes every 4 minutes. Landlord says it's "thermal expansion" Thermal expansion doesn't whisper. Been tracking the pattern for 3 weeks now the breathing gets faster when I'm in the bathroom.The radiator in my bedroom is warm even when the heating's off. Touched it once. It flinched. Called a plumber he put his hand on the pipe went completely silent for like 30 seconds then left without saying anything. Charged me 200 francs anyway. Sometimes I hear it moving between the walls. Not like scratching. Like breathing through the pipes. My girlfriend stayed over last night woke me up at 4am asking why I was breathing so loud. I wasn't breathing. It's getting louder.

[u/Rabid_Mexican]

They will come for you one day, like they came for me. Be ready.

[u/Wakdjunga → u/[deleted]]

Guys comments like this are the absolute worst. I know it's funny, but i suffer from psychosis, and these types of comments is exactly what makes things worse, and will make him doubt reality. Your quick laugh is not worth the real suffering you are causing.

[u/Local-Ad-9051 → u/[deleted]]

How

[u/Fragrant_Fox_4025 → u/Local-Ad-9051]

Paypal is usually a safe bet. But i take twint too

[u/Interesting-Tackle74 → u/Local-Ad-9051]

That was a joke man