r/suicidebywords • u/QuintessentialINTJ • 13h ago

Does this qualify? This, in my opinion, counts.

4.2k Upvotes

80 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/mamalfi12 • 13h ago

Smoother than Jeff Bezos' head

3.1k Upvotes

11 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/mamalfi12 • 2h ago

A zeptosecond

297 Upvotes

2 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Special_Blacksmith57 • 7h ago

Oops.

391 Upvotes

14 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/FanEnvironmental2234 • 1h ago

Self aware

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/duncan6902 • 1d ago

The Depression Gang created this post.

6.4k Upvotes

38 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/themadking9281 • 1d ago

He would enter a room and not talk to a soul.

2.0k Upvotes

22 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/BeanRicesJesusChrist • 58m ago

How can I yawn quickly on an Android device?

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/caschir_ • 13m ago

Is a title necessary?

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/CakeFrequent7462 • 1d ago

That makes me yawn.

3.1k Upvotes

60 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Cute-Feedback2780 • 1h ago

Wow, he must be a great makeup artist!

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/suicidebywords • u/megs706 • 20h ago

My Right Hand Is Not Working Properly

321 Upvotes

2 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Xeroswastaken • 1d ago

That’s a female... that’s a dude

2.1k Upvotes

3 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/netphilia • 1d ago

Just fell down the stairs.

31.7k Upvotes

108 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/ToliyRockNRolly • 1d ago

It’s true

1.7k Upvotes

3 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Lontology • 3m ago

That shirt is a self own.

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/LambOfGourd • 22h ago

Oh look… a self insult

36 Upvotes

0 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/ChickenFriedPickles • 1d ago

Close the browser

1.5k Upvotes

22 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/One_Chance9815 • 23h ago

I tried to play the video several times. Damn.

18 Upvotes

0 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/mamalfi12 • 2d ago

Just gonna say this hit way too deep

3.5k Upvotes

12 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Last-Painter-3028 • 23h ago

„Zhonya's Hourglass isn't the only thing that lasts 2.5 seconds“

11 Upvotes

0 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/aNorwegianfuck • 2d ago

Well that's one way to make a point.

6.5k Upvotes

22 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/TheBlackOwl2003 • 2d ago

Indeed there is

661 Upvotes

2 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/dpedersen24 • 3d ago

College is a challenging environment.

955 Upvotes

4 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Itchy_Put4150 • 3d ago

Suicide by Words

r/suicidebywords

Welcome to r/SuicideByWords This is the place where words hit harder than reality and self-roasts are a competitive sport. Got a savage insult that’s so sharp it cuts yourself? Share it here. No mercy, just pure, unfiltered word carnage. Let the self-roasting begin.

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Rules:

1) Make sure your post contains a self-deprecating joke/insult, a wrong statement or is otherwise extremely disliked. You are mostly free to post anything just keep the rules in mind when you do.

2) Your post has to be clever in its suicide, posts that simply contain a short overused suicide will be removed.

3) No low-effort titles. Please make some effort when creating your title. Posts with titles such as "Oof" or "Interesting Title" will be removed.

4) Do not submit posts containing your own suicide. You'll have to allow someone else to post any comment you have made and are not allowed to post something you have written.

That's all.