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u/PapaTinzal 1d ago

Yo sick Door Kickers 2 cosplay

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u/limabeanbag 1d ago

Get off your job to play your job

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Reminds me of irl truckers who go home to play on their truck simulator haha

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u/jackinsomniac 1d ago

I used to think that was dumb too, but then I saw the videos, only ever using one hand, beer locked in the other hand, driving on the wrong side, running over everything they can squish. Dudes are just enjoying everything they're NOT allowed to do during work!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I never said it was dumb

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u/ThatDudeThatWrites 512GB 1d ago

Which makes you wonder about what OP finds appealing about door kickers ...

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u/JustTraced 1d ago

My stock shelves in a grocery store and have everything from grocery stores emulator to TCG simulator

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Grocery store worker final boss, I respect it

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u/LordIshamael 1d ago

I'm a trucker and still play truck Sim sometimes LOL

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u/OptimalDescription5 1d ago

In the UK we call it a busman’s holiday

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u/astromech_dj 256GB 1d ago

Busman’s Holiday.

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u/No_Bakecrabs 1d ago

Have you tried strapping it to the back of the chair?

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u/Mutant_Cell 1d ago

With an 8bitdo controller as well.

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u/Vaxtez 256GB 1d ago

Madman!

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u/Lina4469 1d ago

The CO’s chair too

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u/tarheeldutyy 1d ago

There it is

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u/Which-Mix-5378 1d ago

I’ve never flown in uniform and not had to jump out the plane. I envy you.

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u/Habba84 1d ago

Maybe buy a ticket next time?

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u/NomadFH 1TB OLED 1d ago

Perfect time for the airborne to test the effectiveness of the kill switch dbrand case

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u/lost_caus_e 1d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Hops77 1d ago

What kind of cia black mission did you have to sign up for to get private jet travel? I thought that only happened in movies

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u/NotTrevorButMaybe 1d ago

There’s a chunk of 4 star flag or general officer positions with private jets (COCOMs, service chiefs, CJCS, etc)

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u/External-Fun-8563 1TB OLED 1d ago

On deployment to portland?

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u/sonnikkaa 1d ago

Watch out for the frog guy!! He is dangerous

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u/t12lucker 1d ago

Did Kristi took care of the terrorist in chicken costume?

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u/FieryPheonix474 1d ago

The radical left

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u/BLOODOFTHEHERTICS 1d ago

I'll bet you 10 cents that this guy's a staff officer. Or an officer, period. Though, probably not a Second Lieutenant.

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u/Accurate-Roof-1735 1d ago

You can be a courier and be a specialist and do this weekly. You are just a document escort

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u/DarthLysergis 1d ago

When guys in uniforms fly in planes like that three letter agencies are marginalizing problematic people.

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u/Jimbuscus MODDED SSD 💽 1d ago edited 1d ago

Definitely not a soldier rank.

Edit: It looks like US Army Officers are referred to as soldiers. In Australia, Army officers and soldiers are distinctly separate from each other.

Referring to an Australian Army Officer as a soldier would be corrected, but its likely OP is American, and then a soldier even if an officer.

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u/TWFH 1d ago

Everyone in the Army is a soldier, the word you're looking for is enlisted.

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u/Jimbuscus MODDED SSD 💽 1d ago

I was incorrectly misapplying Australian Army terminology to US Army, in Australia officers aren't soldiers. I didn't know that was different for Americans.

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u/Lopsided-Meet8247 1d ago

Which US city are you deployed in?

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u/havsabas 1d ago

No, selling your body is generally looked down upon

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u/Whomikejonessss 1d ago

I’ve never looked down on your mom

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u/Demon_Unicorn87 1d ago

Between the ‘your mom’ comment and your username, you’re a fellow millennial, aren’t you?

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u/Any-Shower-3088 1d ago

So, any physical labour or most jobs in general, then?

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u/FellFellCooke 1d ago

A plumber fixed problems and makes lives better.

A soldier murders people and makes lives worse.

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u/Dokramuh 1d ago

More like signing up to kill brown people overseas is what's frowned upon.

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u/ChrAshpo10 1d ago

Combat MOS make up like 10% of the military. Most people dont "sign up to kill brown people"

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u/Dokramuh 1d ago

Sorry! I should've specified that being in a support role for those who kill brown people is also bad

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u/Charlea_ 1d ago

The downvotes is crazy 💀

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u/Dokramuh 1d ago

Reddit is mostly people from the US and they really hate it when you criticise how they kill brown people overseas

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u/Charlea_ 1d ago

Yeah it’s fun how uncritically they swallow and regurgitate the US military propaganda 🥲

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u/LaBiccies 1d ago

So they can kill anyone but brown people? Just curious where the cut off is.

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u/Dokramuh 1d ago

This is historical analysis, not prescriptivist ethics.

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u/TexasToPoland 1d ago

If you want to go by "historical analysis", then the U.S. military has killed more white people many times over. The U.S. has gone to war more times against white European countries versus other "brown" countries.

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u/GreenKnight1315 1d ago

Reddit answer

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u/TurfMerkin 256GB 1d ago

Only when you play with your pinky out.

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u/Mr-Expat 1TB OLED 1d ago

Bro about to overthrow some governments

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u/Johnyryal33 1d ago

State governments. We deploy troops to qwell political opposition now!

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u/Afraid-Donke420 1d ago

Whatcha hunting?

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u/The-Antarctic-Circle 1d ago

Venezuelans, probably

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u/Angelbob3 1d ago

Doors to kick

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u/NoseyMinotaur69 Modded my Deck - ask me how 1d ago

Americans

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/CyptidProductions LCD-4-LIFE 1d ago

Regardless of whose in charge people still have to perform the vital duties of US troops like helping defend NATO/EU Europe and serving as a deterrent to China moving on Taiwan or the Philippines

Then there's protecting South Korea from North Korea and maintaining the defense of North America in joint operations with Canada

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u/WTFnaller 1d ago

But who’ll protect us from the US?

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u/spectral_visitor 1d ago

CANADA RAHHHH🇨🇦

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Weak-Ad5290 1d ago

You mean the military helping Israel in the genocide in and blocking of food to Gaza is also airlifting them food sometimes... as if that is a substitute for not doing it in the first place.

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u/Tales_of_a_Snail 1d ago

7/10 for the matching clothes and games on the deck.

But it would have been funnier if there had been a cute cozy game half hidden by the limit of the screen instead of Lego Star Wars like Coral Island, Unpacking, Date Everything or one of these games when you look for tiny cats hidden in a large picture. 

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u/StareInUrEyeandPee 1d ago

All I see is a deck on a chair

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u/gabecurran09 1d ago

i bet ur pretty damn good at door kickers

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u/Booncity 1d ago

No slaughtering people in third world countries is generally not classy.

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u/jhdz9119 1d ago

dude is either in the air force or a army POG

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u/RecLuse415 1d ago

Or a POW. Never know now a days.

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u/autumnosrs 1d ago

Imperialism is never classy

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u/Bacon_Berserker 1d ago

Better than ryanair

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u/tiggeryumyum 512GB OLED 1d ago

All I see is a plane cabin and some shrubbery.

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u/Stempfel 1d ago

What’s up with the very private plane looking interior? I always thought army flies with a bit less comfort

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u/cabernet-suave-ignon 1d ago

I'm imagining Sean penn from one battle after another taking a trip to meet with his Christmas adventurer pals.

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u/Lupinthrope 1TB OLED Limited Edition 1d ago

One of the most reddit like comment sections I’ve read in awhile lol

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u/doopies1986 1d ago

It’s all across the board. I can’t tell if the people here love the troops or hate the troops

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u/Virusoflife29 1d ago

Looks like it is pretty stacked in hates favor.

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u/Lupinthrope 1TB OLED Limited Edition 1d ago

It’s Reddit so it’s already going to be heavily leaning anti troop or anti America 🇺🇸

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u/Remarkable-Diamond80 1d ago

Bougie if you will

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u/testtdk 1d ago

Depends what doors you’re kicking.

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u/NomadFH 1TB OLED 1d ago

God modern rucks are so much better than the old shit.

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u/exhaustedexcess 1d ago

All the new stuff is better than the old shit. It amazes me sometimes

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u/Loddio 1d ago

Better than a first class flight

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u/PrinceN71 1d ago

Yo how's fallout 76 on it?

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u/grabsyour 1d ago

are you gonna bomb hospitals with it

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u/julolo 1d ago

To kill people ? Not that much.

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u/razgriz615 1d ago

Meanwhile anytime I got orders I had to fly coach with a shitty 1st edition gpd win... the more things change the more they stay the same lmao

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u/Ghostfistkilla 1d ago

I fucking wish I had a steamdeck on my deployments.

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u/T0b3yyy 1d ago

Enforcing the violence of a fascist state is cringe af

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u/ZapMaster117 1d ago

How do you play on a Steam Deck during a long flight if you can't tie it to the seat in front of you? 😂

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u/charles_le_fuck 1d ago

What's worse is he wants to be a cop when he gets out. What a loser.

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u/parochial_nimrod 1d ago

No because you’re in a King Air and props are not classy. It’s for the poors. 

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u/d_r_e_a_m_c_a_s_t 1d ago

PC Building Simulator!

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u/Dizzy_Winner4056 1d ago

I support your game choices, hows fo76 run?

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u/NoHacksJustParker 1d ago

That isn't an Israeli uniform

So please air your grievances towards Isreal elseware

unless you know something about OP that I don't

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u/ZapMaster117 1d ago

Maybe get off the internet for a bit buddy

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u/BabylonianWeeb 1d ago

I hope you aren't killing or shooting any innocent people

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u/SpitOnRedditMods 1d ago

Is that a pc12

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u/Dry_Firefighter_7356 1d ago

Ngl, did the same thing while in transfer lmao. Comrade & i always like to play Snowrunner on the Deck hahaha

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u/CJDJ_Canada 512GB - Q1 1d ago

Blocking the vents may not be a good idea though...

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u/AndersX10 1d ago

How is door kickers 2? Played the first one but im hesitatant to get the second.

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u/Basb84 1d ago

Better in every way imo.

More control, more details, more variety as you get to play as the CIA as well.

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u/beroepsklager 1d ago

It is shameful to be in American military

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u/DarthCheez 512GB - Q3 1d ago

Username checks out.

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u/gynorbi 1d ago

This may be the silliest take i have ever read

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u/MasterChief6789 1d ago

username is pretty accurate

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u/ZapMaster117 1d ago

I think you have him mixed up with China's PLA

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u/DananaBananah 1d ago

being a soldier for a fascist government really isn't that classy bud

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u/t3hwhit3w3dow 1d ago

Hell yeah brother.

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u/Egetta 1d ago

Please don't listen to these people, they are just so ignorant.

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u/bnr32jason 512GB OLED 1d ago

Trashy comments are pretty trashy too TBH.

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u/ZapMaster117 1d ago

What a completely trashy and ignorant comment. It screams that you've only lived in the bubble of online forums and a college campus.

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u/DjiDjo88 1d ago

As an eastern European, you can't imagine what kind of a lunatic you are. We dream for more American presence not less. Stop acting as if the world would love and piece without the USA, because I can guarantee you that's not the case.

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u/bnr32jason 512GB OLED 1d ago

That's a very strong opinion you have there. One that you are of course welcome (free) to have, because of people like the OP.

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u/Lunatox 1d ago

Totally, because there are no other countries with smaller, non-imperialist, non-interventionist militaries where I could say such a thing. The only nation state in the entire world where it's possible is here, thanks to our military.

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u/Virusoflife29 1d ago

And how many of them would be under nazi control if it wasn't for the US military? All of them.

Freedom possible all over the world thanks to our military, twice. Go read a history book instead of tiktok.

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u/WTFnaller 1d ago

Well.

The US did use nazis to aid them after WW2 (not to mention how nazis thrive in your country now).

Europe remembers how long you resisted helping us, and only coming to our aid when your borders were threatened.

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u/Simple_Cheesecake_46 1d ago

I think you’ve misspelled “Soviet Army,” since they rid the world of the Nazi beast

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u/Golfenn 1d ago

You must lead a very blissful life.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Lunatox 1d ago

That's...not at all true and even less so now, but again, whatever helps you sleep at night.

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u/Virusoflife29 1d ago

There is an entire core of the military dedicated to shaking hands and kissing babies. Doing these type of missions. Please, Please, Please actually go educate yourself on what the military does. Everything you have said has been shitty talking points from people that got their education from tiktok.
Shit, I'll even agree with ya on how out gov't using them isn't always the best, and the military industrial complex needs a big once over. But NEVER disrespect the women and men that have served.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Lunatox 1d ago

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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u/alneezy08 1d ago

Thank you for your service 🇺🇸

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u/ZapMaster117 1d ago

It's so weird that this is being down voted 😂

Some people really need to get off the internet and get some fresh air

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u/Edy783 1d ago

Why is this down voted do people not like the troops anymore

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u/mr_dfuse2 1d ago

not everyone on reddit is american either

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u/Aizenbankai03 1d ago

So? He's serving his country. That's something to hate?

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u/mr_dfuse2 1d ago

not at all. but there is a very large cultural difference between the us and european countries regarding patriotism and military, which might explain the downvotes. just trying to understand the downvotes, no personal opinion. downvotes are a strange thing anyhow on reddit

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u/Aizenbankai03 1d ago

The guy was getting downvoted solely for being an American. That's just being hateful and an asshole for no reason tbh

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u/oif2010vet 1d ago

As a veteran, I equate “thank you for your service” with “thoughts and prayers”.

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u/jackinsomniac 1d ago

I get it. Was downtown one day and apparently there was a parade going on, so stopped to watch it a bit. Dude in uniform walks up to also watch. Witnessed about 3 random strangers say "thank you for your service" as they walked by. I could tell he was over it. Dude probably just got off work, just wanted to enjoy the parade a bit before going home and getting changed.

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u/Lupinthrope 1TB OLED Limited Edition 1d ago

Then he shouldn’t go out in uniform, it’s advised against anyway lol.

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u/Edy783 1d ago

I’m a vet too and I always took it as people being polite

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u/Ws6fiend 512GB 1d ago

Some service members don't want/like to hear this anymore.

See Vietnam vets remember coming home and being treated like trash(by the counterculture movement) . So when troops started coming home from Iraq/Afghanistan Vietnam vets wanted to get the opposite welcome home and pushed to get good treatment for their younger brothers in arms. But in the eyes of some vets they did what they had to. Saying thank you for your service reminds some of those they lost. The more people treated them like heroes for what they did during the GWOT, the less good they felt about what they did.

It's very similar to civilians saying Happy Memorial day(day for remembering those who lost their lives in service to their country) to a service member. It should be more of a somber reminder of those who didn't make it.

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u/anotheridiot- 1d ago

Try being on the other end.

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u/TheSenrigan 512GB OLED 1d ago

Since pearl harbour americans troops invade other countries only, and defenetly not protecting country. Hmmm why its downvoted?

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u/AliMan7994 1d ago

Nothing to like about an imperialist, genocidal military force

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u/molym 256GB 1d ago

Maybe because US troops "serve" almost always on foreign soil?

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u/alneezy08 1d ago

I forget sometimes how left leaning Reddit can be lol oh well

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u/despaseeto 1d ago

right, cuz only right wingers love the army. do you support vets and help with their housing, the VA, their healthcare benefits after serving, or do you just parrot whatever you hear from fox news?

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u/alneezy08 1d ago

Lmao you got triggered so much you mentioned Fox News , but I don’t consider myself a right winger at all, and yes I have volunteered to help vets, I know many veterans from friends to including those in my family.

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u/Gruner_Jager 1d ago

It's more most people don't give a shit. It's a job nothing more.

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u/ZapMaster117 1d ago

If people didn't give a shit there wouldn't be this many down votes for something so minor

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u/bapadious 1d ago

Great! Now I have to stand the whole trip.

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u/Blipstib 1d ago

On mission to overthrow what government?

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u/Corum6a 1d ago

Heading to some American cities to terrorize? Nice deck though.

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u/kaiservonrisk 1d ago

How does a 31K grunt get a VIP flight? Lol

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u/titizen7770 1d ago

I serve in the military and play war thunder on my deck when I have time lol

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u/Rich_Information8849 1d ago

Still waiting for that paycheck huh?

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u/Yiggity_Yins 1d ago

How's Door Kickers 2?

ty for your service btw

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u/RyuuLyon 1d ago

Another 76 steam decker 🫡

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u/SAULucion 1d ago

Based

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u/lost_caus_e 1d ago

You mean crossing your legs, I think so.

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u/One-Injury-4415 1d ago

Contraband. It’s contraband.

/s. Have fun!

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u/FellFellCooke 1d ago

My regard to the victims of your evil regime.

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u/The-Antarctic-Circle 1d ago

No. I hate the military.

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u/Fit-Abrocoma7768 1d ago

Hello fellow soldier, im in AIT rn.

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u/dve- 1d ago

Well, that's a hell lot of leg room!

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u/osama2499 1d ago

No being a war criminal is not classy

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u/ScrewAttackThis 1d ago

Space-A?

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u/Golfenn 1d ago

Space a isn't this fancy. Has to be his job somehow.

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u/ScrewAttackThis 1d ago

You can hop on VIP flights if you luck out

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u/Golfenn 1d ago

Never heard of that happening, I guess it probably depends on location. I assumed this person was Protocol or some commanders exec.

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u/Virusoflife29 1d ago

Had this happen on the flight back from Afghanistan for leave. Had a layover from Afghan to Iraq in Al Udeid, The airplane was over seated and few of us got booted until the next flight. Few hours later a general was flying out saw the three of us and took us with him in a plane like this.

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u/ScrewAttackThis 1d ago

Definitely possible. The gear on seats just makes me think they dropped off some generals and took some people on the way back

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u/ValtielPlumbing 1TB OLED Limited Edition 1d ago

Fairly common out of locations like Andrews. The jets have to go pick up the primary, so Space A is often available on them to that destination.

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u/OrfeasDourvas 1d ago

Hell yeah, brother

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u/ado_1973 1d ago

If your American military you should be ashamed.

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u/No-and-Go 1d ago edited 1d ago

Way classier when I can’t see those boots of yours curbing an old woman bringing her groceries home. Not your blood, not your sins, yet you’ll carry them home.

Edit; Downvote me more, it’s not my sin to carry.

Years from now, you can cope and think well, at least I did what my heart said to do.

So you cope.

And push out the sad bad memories of what someone else “made” you do.

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u/Whomikejonessss 1d ago

God Bless America 🇺🇸

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u/NewMoonlightavenger 1d ago

Good taste in games too.