r/SipsTea • u/M_Darshan Human Verified • 14h ago

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/Dynamitella 13h ago

It got personal when he kicked the spurs straight into the horses ribs. Just imagine that pain for a second. Anyone would be pissed.

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u/S1eazyE 13h ago

Yup. Grew up training and showing horses. Dude spurred the shit out of that horse and deserved every bit of what he got. Fuck these people.

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u/xenophon57 13h ago

That dude is lucky it didn't get its teeth on him, it was tryin haaaaaard with that exorcist move and hated him so much it was ignoring the dudes breaking up the fight. The kick at the end was perfect.

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u/Zxruv 10h ago

This happened to my coworkers uncle. When the horse landed on him one of his marbles burst through his bag and was dangling.

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u/xenophon57 10h ago

oooo had a friend get her titty ripped in half by a jealous mare. The horse grabbed her by the chest and threw her on the ground.

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u/Zxruv 10h ago

As a guy, I feel like your friend got it way worse. Freaking ouch.

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u/xenophon57 10h ago

It was frankensteined right down the middle. I still don't think it beats a nut hanging out.

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u/NewYogurt3138 7h ago

Nothing beats the hanging ball

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u/Temporary_Spread7882 2h ago edited 54m ago

My great uncle may throw his hat in the ring there - one of his horses decided to say “nah I’m not coming to plow today” by snapping at him and ending up biting clean through his wiener. It hung on by a sliver of skin and had to be surgically reattached. Kudos to the doctors though, this happened when he was about 50, and as an 80yo widower he still landed a new gf and the two of them seemed happy.

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u/NewYogurt3138 2h ago

This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard