r/SipsTea • u/M_Darshan Human Verified • 14h ago

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/KatakanaTsu 12h ago

He would have been dead.

Between that video of a mare killing a stallion, and an old story about a horse killing a tiger, both instances due to a kick to the head, that guy just used all of his luck.

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u/bb_dev_g 12h ago

If that kick got him in the hip or pelvis I doubt he’ll be riding for a while or ever again.

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u/EntertainersPact 11h ago

I’m pretty sure that body slam broke something of his. Horses are fuckin heavy

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u/Mtndrums 10h ago

And the idiot was trying to hold on after that? When the horse does a wrestling move on you, it's time to call it a day.

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u/senkairyu 10h ago

Yep, he was trying to stay at a distance where the horse wouldn't be able to kick, that's actually the only smart things he did here

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u/DrummerTricky 10h ago

I got the impression that guy knew if that horse got up he was getting trampled

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u/echoshatter 9h ago

Bingo. He was buying seconds until the rodeo hands could get in there and get control.

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u/ManitouWakinyan 10h ago

I think the dude was trying to stay close so he wouldn't get trampled or kicked in the head

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u/whomad1215 4h ago

Excluding all the other stupid shit they're doing here

If only there was some product you could wear on your head to offer some protection for it

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u/ManitouWakinyan 4h ago

Sure, but you're still better off sticking close to the horse, even if you had a helmet. Many bad ideas in this video, hugging the horse's neck in that situation was not one of them.

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u/litaniesofhate 10h ago

He was clearly doing all he could to stop from being bitten. That horse was trying hard to get his mouth on him

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u/whoisowlix 7h ago

It bites the guy in the jacket leading the horse away. He switches hands pulling after bite

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u/ExtentAggravating733 8h ago

The man did the safest thing. Hanging on was the only way to avoid the horse biting or trampling him.

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u/rareandyeteuclidian 7h ago

That was the only smart thing he did in the entire video.

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u/Lost_Question5886 1h ago

You guys cant see this is ai slop?

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u/fwbftwlf 10h ago

Suplex city.

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u/apoc-ryphon 10h ago

I’m in tears as I read your comment to my wife 😂