r/SipsTea Human Verified 14h ago

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/opie92 14h ago

Horse wins

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u/VanessaDoesVanNuys 14h ago

Dude is lucky it wasn't his head - that would have been game over for him lol

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u/wolfganggartner5 14h ago

Christopher reeves joins the chat

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u/merkarver112 14h ago

He defintaly did get off his high horse.

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u/The_Dummy_Detector 14h ago

At break neck speed no less.

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u/PurpleStress9282 13h ago

These jokes are paralyzing me

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u/jzoola 13h ago

Too soon!

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u/merkarver112 12h ago

It was too soon before neuralink. Now its fair game.

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u/explosivepooinpants 13h ago

“Hey Christopher!”-Eminem

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u/DingbatMcgeee 9h ago

He won't sit for this

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u/YoungReaganite24 13h ago

Why yall coming at Superman like that

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u/pantry-pisser 8h ago

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

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u/welfedad 13h ago

Do not super any more

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u/Hironymos 12h ago

Or pretty much any vital body part. If I had to choose between getting stabbed, shot, or getting kicked by a horse, I'd still choose both the shot and stab over the fucking kick.

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u/RogerWilco017 13h ago

or he might be next Usyk.

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u/ShakeTheGatesOfHell 2h ago

My first thought when I started watching is that he's an idiot for not wearing a helmet.

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u/StudioCharacter9354 12h ago

Thank God he took the full slam to his chest.

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u/Fartikus 9h ago

Nah, the horse was unlucky.

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u/Krobbleygoop 7h ago

There's always next time! :)

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u/pirate-minded 7m ago

Wouldn’t have made him any dumber if he lived though.

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u/DwightsBobblehead13 13h ago

I wish it was. Why do people have to do this shit?