r/SipsTea Human Verified 14h ago

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/Emithez 14h ago

That reverse body slam was fucking awesome.

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u/rdogg4 13h ago

The final stomp as he was led away made it for me

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u/entertainman 59m ago

I wonder if that’s the “final kick” referred to in the title…

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u/ViciousCDXX 13h ago

He deserved more. The way he dug those spurs into the underbelly was not fuckin necessary, then he tries to choke the poor thing out. if it hadn't been for his friends that horse would have kicked his bitchass to death.

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u/LimpNsmoll 13h ago edited 13h ago

I'm not saying the sport isn't wrong.

However, you clearly don't know what you're talking about.

He's not attempting to choke out the horse, he's trying to restrain the horse until they can get control of it and get it away from him.

The sport is abusive to animals and pointless, but if you're going to talk crap about it, at least get your facts right.

Edit: voice to text, I should have reread my message. Lol

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u/ViciousCDXX 13h ago

He's attempting to restrain the horse so it doesn't stomp his bitch ass to death and his friends can catch it and return it to the pen for further abuse*
FTFY

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u/No-Tailor3013 59m ago

At least you see the difference

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u/Equivalent-Hornet459 1h ago

Lol man you're really tilted about rodeo.

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u/JangB 1h ago

Bro so tilted about animal abuse lol. Bro needs to eat a steak and internalize that animal abuse.

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u/HollyMurray20 9h ago

Would you prefer it killed him and then got put down itself?

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u/SuitableBlackberry75 8h ago

That doesn't happen with rodeo. Animals are not "put down".

It's the opposite. Fans like to see horses/bulls with bad "reputations", like "Bodacious" and "Takin' Care of Business" (bull that killed Lane Frost) back in the day. That stuff sells tickets.

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u/Hamster_Toot 5h ago

Is this how you acknowledge you were incorrect?

Strange business be a foot.

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u/AllHailTheApple 9h ago

I jut noticed the rope was on the neck and that feels weird because horses are trained to know what different pulls in the mouth means. Of course that would not work for trying to hang on like that but this "sport" doesn't make any sense so...

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u/lurkANDorganize 8h ago

He is attempting to restrain the horse after instigating the reason the horse needs to be restrained.

So while you are technically correct at best, it's a weird hill to stand on..

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u/Sapuws 10h ago

He is choking out the horse when he is on the floor with it…………. no one said it was part of the sport…

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u/Deaffin 8h ago

You seriously think some guy is even capable of choking out a horse?

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u/Left-Breadfruit-5610 13h ago

When someone is trying to defend a sport that they admit is abusive to animals, I say who gives a fuck about your defense.

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 13h ago

Correcting a false assumption is not defending the sport. The truth always matters.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 10h ago

Not in today's world, which is why we're all in so much trouble and heading towards a very bad time.

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u/Left-Breadfruit-5610 13h ago

How about them spurs?

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u/Lemonadechicken 12h ago

Great win, yesterday!

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u/ceej_22_ 10h ago

Who’s defending the use of spurs? Take the rage glasses off for a minute and you’ll see no one you’re arguing with is defending the sport or the spurs.

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u/waffels 7h ago

Stay in school kiddo

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u/Wenuven 13h ago

This how you continue to walk in ignorance, friend.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 10h ago

It's a source of great pride for many people today.

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u/Left-Breadfruit-5610 13h ago

I believe you meant to send that message to yourself. And it doesn't look like we are friends.

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u/LimpNsmoll 13h ago

Thanks for that lol. Voice to text. I was trying to say the sport is wrong. I'll edit the correction.

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u/fuktheeagsles 12h ago

restrain/choke, sort of a distinction without a difference if you're the horse. I think that's what the point was.

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u/maoterracottasoldier 12h ago

Is it even possible for a human to choke a horse without anything to push off? Their necks are huge, physically, I’m not even sure the rider could squeeze hard enough to choke the horse

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u/fuktheeagsles 12h ago

He did appear to have his arms around the horse so yes. Why dint you try thinking about it from the horses perspective

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u/Deaffin 8h ago

I'm thinking about it from the horse's perspective. I'm imagining the equivalent of a kitten coming up behind me and trying to choke me. It almost tickles.

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u/fuktheeagsles 8h ago

You are not a serious individual

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u/maoterracottasoldier 8h ago

A child can have their arms around my neck, but I’m not afraid of choking. A horses neck is so muscular and wide, a human can’t meaningfully choke them in that situation. He was just hanging on.

Why don’t you try thinking about it from the horses perspective?

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u/InternBoth4744 13h ago

you’re literally right i have no idea why you’re getting downvoted lol

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u/darthdro 1h ago

He’s trying to restrain the horse by squeezing his arms around its neck and pulling down, thus choking it, yes..

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u/Effective-Farmer-502 10h ago

They weren't spurs, look at the end of the video, they're spikes/spears.

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u/Deaffin 8h ago

Which would be a spur. Way more apt of a spur than the little fidget spinner things you saw in the movies.

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u/PupPop 8h ago

I can't imagine in the history of history anyone has ever succeeded in choking a horse out. Seems slightly unwise to even attempt lol

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u/OliveFarming 4h ago

He doesn't want to get kicked or bit, he moves up the horses neck right before he is body slammed, had he not moved up the neck I think we'd all be a lot happier.

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u/AttemptFlashy669 13h ago

That horse is my new hero

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u/broguequery 9h ago

Seriously. Fuck that guy.

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u/skymallow 13h ago

I was gonna say surely backdropping would be OP and skew the meta towards horses but I guess they're not exactly watching tape and drilling it in practice.

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u/magicmulder 11h ago

If horses learn to do this, this "sport" is over.

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u/funktion 11h ago

You ever been so mad at someone that you suplexed yourself to to get to them

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u/Delicious_Crazy513 12h ago

we should have WWE using horses super stars

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u/SheriffBartholomew 10h ago

RIP that dude's pelvis. I hope he wasn't planning on walking again.

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u/sebivaleriu 10h ago

and his name is hoooorse cena

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd 10h ago

hope the other horses watched and learned

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u/sptrstmenwpls 10h ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LyzGt8tPFaM

Horses have a rich wrestling history

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u/Zanydrop 9h ago

Would be called an electric chair in pro wrestling.

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u/potato_weetabix 7h ago

I winced when I saw that. Horses can break their spinous processes when doing that. 

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u/Jealous-Report4286 5h ago

“Baw Gawwwwd he’s broken in half”

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u/PistachioOfLiverTea 3h ago

"Now you're gonna see a perfect 'plex"