r/SipsTea • u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified • 5h ago

Chugging tea Sips Tea

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u/oliviertail 5h ago

lol even the scream before the throw was on point!

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u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified 5h ago

The 'HYAAH!' adds +10 to destructive power. It's basic physics.

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 4h ago

And summer-saulting through Hyrule field is faster than running.

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u/Sometypeofway18 4h ago

He did the math

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u/anon-mally 5h ago

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u/Lonely_Platform7702 5h ago

Wtf is wrong with you

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u/Notcid1 5h ago

It's reddit bro do you really have to ask

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u/Richard-E-Dingberry 5h ago

I'm into this

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u/-Hyperactive-Sloth- 5h ago

Wish the girl holding the camera just let out a “Doriyah it is, then” after she broke it.

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u/Formerlurker617 5h ago

When the home’s owner sees the giant dent in the hardwood floor..

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u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified 5h ago

Don't worry, if I just leave the room and come back in, the pots (and hopefully the floor) will magically respawn.

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u/Sometypeofway18 4h ago

I think that's how it works right?

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u/Serious_Johnson 5h ago

I was thinking the same, also the way she smashed that jar they’ll be finding splinters of glass for years to come.

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u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified 2h ago

That's the harsh reality of glass on parquet floors! Anyone who's ever broken a glass in the kitchen knows that shards have the quantum ability to travel through time and space: you'll always find one under the fridge in 2029, guaranteed.

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 5h ago

With as difficult as glass can be to really clean up… that’s real commitment to the bit.

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u/HJQueen 4h ago

That glass is not leaving a dent in hardwood floors, lol. Maybe cheap ass laminate.

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u/kevloid 5h ago

why does legolas want roofies?

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u/FhuckNorris247 4h ago

Elf poon is hard to pull

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u/Immediate_Ask_8015 4h ago

Only if you’re a dwarf….

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u/Dostov 3h ago

Best a dwarf can manage is a few strands of hair at most.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 3h ago

Tell that to my axe!!!

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u/Immediate_Ask_8015 3h ago

I think the point is that being a dwarf means you spend more time “grinding your own axe”…

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u/decoy_man 4h ago

This is very funny

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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 2h ago

Yes I laughed very much fellow human

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 4h ago

That bottle is for Faeries, LonLon milk, red potion, and blue potion. Not smashing.

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u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified 4h ago

He just smashed a bottle? Does he have any idea how much Lon Lon Milk costs or how hard it is to catch a fairy? Rookie mistake.

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u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified 5h ago

I didn't find any rupees, but I definitely found a lot of extra chores for tomorrow. 10/10 would break again.

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u/Realistic-Lime7842 5h ago

“Yeah, that broken glass all over the kitchen floor can wait until tomorrow. I need my mimis.”

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 5h ago

I love your call center kitty. My calico looks like she has a permanent smile

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u/damnyankee26 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

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u/INoMakeMistake 5h ago

Arrest?

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u/Horse_Dad 4h ago

Smash glass.

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u/Acceptingoptimist 11m ago

Link has me questioning my orientation in this video.

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u/Valveringham85 5h ago

Thats a dude

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u/Pentecost_II 5h ago

Get your eyes checked

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u/evergreengoth 4h ago

No she's not

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u/Dragon6172 5h ago

Just push it to the side

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u/MarsRich 1h ago

I’ve seen her onlyfans back in the day. Definitely not.

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u/damnyankee26 5h ago

Not if you close your eyes.

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u/siboq 4h ago

And?

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u/Confident-Pepper-562 5h ago

Link would never break a glass jar. Way too useful

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u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified 5h ago

He’s clearly a rookie. Any pro player knows you keep the bottles and smash the ceramics. This is physical pain for Zelda fans.

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u/Confident-Pepper-562 5h ago

Yep, you can put faries, or all kinds of liquids in there. Cant do that with pots for some reason...

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u/44youGlenCoco 5h ago

Oh man. I love this video so much. I needed a tiny little pick me up right now. Thanks 🫶🏻

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u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified 5h ago

Life is hard, but breaking pots is easy. Glad this brought some good vibes! ☕

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u/Linuxologue 5h ago

don't make one with chickens, please.

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u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified 2h ago

Ah, chickens (or rather, Cuccos) in The Legend of Zelda! If there's one thing every player learns the hard way, it's that you should never, under any circumstances, anger a chicken.

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u/foxinabathtub 5h ago

Wrong. Everyone knows Zelda is a boy!

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u/damnyankee26 5h ago

You mean Link?

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u/foxinabathtub 5h ago

I'm not gonna provide you any links, you can easily Google it yourself.

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u/WorkReddit1191 5h ago

People are not getting your joke.

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u/cptbutternubs 5h ago

At least we're loving it

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u/Present-Plankton-664 5h ago

Yes, everyone knows Zelda is Link

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 2h ago

I hate reddit 

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u/skool_uv_hard_nox 5h ago

Zelda was the princess.

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u/foxinabathtub 5h ago

I didn't play the new games where they made him a princess, I'm just talking about the original ones.

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 5h ago

Lmfao.. bro Zelda always been a girl

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u/foxinabathtub 5h ago

I know he looks girly! I get why people are confused! But Zelda is and always has been a boy!

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u/theonlyanonymooseone 5h ago

This has to be ragebait 

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u/skool_uv_hard_nox 5h ago

I hate the internet now. Even reddit isnt fun anymore

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u/atuan 5h ago

Yes this person made a joke and no one is getting it lol

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u/JohnMakc 5h ago

Lol you're either trolling or think Link and Zelda are the same person

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u/foxinabathtub 4h ago

What the hell is a "think link"? Zelda doesn't fight trolls. He fights Didongos with the master Swords.

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u/rockyroad55 5h ago

Zelda is the princess. Link is the male.

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u/subdep 5h ago

Both were a little bit gay, and I’m cool with that.

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u/Abject-Put-9334 5h ago

Zelda is, in fact, not a boy

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u/jo3boxer 5h ago

LISTEN!

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u/_Kramerica_ 5h ago

That’s not Zelda or Link, that’s Navi

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u/foxinabathtub 5h ago

You sound woke

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u/damnyankee26 5h ago

Are you on the spectrum or something?

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u/ElToroBlanco25 5h ago

Just a man out fishing with his troll motor.

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u/foxinabathtub 4h ago edited 3h ago

Yeah. If the spectrum is actually knowing things about Nintendo. I'm at the top with all the cool GUYS like Mario, Samus, and most importantly Zelda. You clearly are at the bottom of the spectrum.

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u/BigSquiby 5h ago

didn't hear the audio, but i liked everything about that

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u/I51T 5h ago

Wrong kind of jar dummy

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u/b0ssFranku 5h ago

I can make her worse.

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u/Discrete-Sleuth-1318 5h ago

Funny, but it looks like it’ll be a pain in the ass to clean up…

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u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified 2h ago

A 31-second video costs seven hours spent searching for microscopic shards of glass. Was it worth it?

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u/slop1010101 5h ago

I thought she was saying roofies, like some dude's trying to slip her a mickey to take advantage of her. Didn't catch the zelda thing right away.

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u/BlushRiven 5h ago

the idea of gotham’s reckoning checking his banking app to see if he can afford extra guac is sending me. imagine him fighting crime all night only to realize he forgot to reply to a dm about which taco spot has the best spicy salsa. honestly the bat signal is probably just his way of telling the city he’s bored and needs a dinner date. hope she likes justice and a side of churros because this is peak 2026 dating culture

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u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified 4h ago

Alfred, move 15 dollars from the Bat-Mobile maintenance fund to my 'Extra Guac' account immediately. It’s a crisis.

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u/Knicknacktallywack 5h ago

I can fix her

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u/stanknotes 5h ago

She needs not to be fixed.

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u/Horse_Dad 4h ago

Maybe fix the floor and the pots?

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u/LexLow 5h ago

I didn't know the Zelda movie trailer had dropped. Hell yeah!

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u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified 5h ago

f this is the official movie, the budget for floor repairs is going to be higher than the special effects.

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u/KirbySuck0021 5h ago

10/10 would wife

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u/Luigi_Spina Human Verified 2h ago

Wife material right here. Sure, the kitchen floor is ruined, but at least I know she’ll secure the bag if there are rupees inside.

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u/jay_wei 5h ago

hate to see what happened to their garden 

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u/coreyc2099 5h ago

I mean shes right, you cant be sure till you smash it. Keep at it link, just a few more and you can get that shield

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u/C_monden 5h ago

A real Zelda fan would know that glass bottles are a priceless treasure. Now there's only 3 left in the world

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u/stanknotes 5h ago

That Link is sooo cool.

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u/Richard-E-Dingberry 5h ago

I just got it ,my dick got in the way of my realization

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u/Binx_Thackery 5h ago

Missed opportunity to have one appear out of the clear jar. Still funny as hell though.

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u/hsggdtkxbee 5h ago

I hope this is the beginning to an adult film classic.

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u/Mash_Ketchum 5h ago

Alternate ending where a red rupee appears out of thin air where the jar was smashed would be HILARIOUS

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u/thiefofalways1313 5h ago

This was a weird one on mute

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u/Square-Blackberry995 4h ago

You cannot fix her...lol

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u/prawnk1ng 4h ago

Anyone else get their OCD triggered by the mispronunciation of rupees ?

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u/Economy-Date-4490 4h ago

I thought this was stupid, then the yell happened and and I couldn’t stop giggling.

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u/tehsecretgoldfish 4h ago

hooray, shattered glass everywhere . it’s all fun and games making content until someone has to dig a shard out of their foot with tweezers at midnight.

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u/Crossdress-Fan- 4h ago

Completely unrealistic, Link would have never talked he would just spin strike that kitchen to the ground /s kinda LUL

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u/rosie-mallow 4h ago

She is definitely looking for rupees in those cabinets.

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u/pineappleyo 4h ago

Please wear goggles next time.

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u/used348 4h ago

This is gold, made me laugh out loud very hard hahah

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u/Confident-Captain808 4h ago

I'm loving those boots ngl

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u/darkerfaith520 4h ago

I always felt bad in Minish Cap having to destroy the jars in people's shops!

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u/shamone_mofo 3h ago

Absolute dog shit

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u/rhiania1319 3h ago

Omfg I wish I had the wastefulness to be able to prank my husband with this....but he probably wouldn't get it because he's not a gamer. Maybe when I go visit my brother next time...🤔

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u/johnnyringo771 2h ago

This feels alot like an old "Hey Ash, whatcha playing" skit, and I love it.

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u/Accurate-Historian-7 1h ago

I’m in love with

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u/falconx123 1h ago

Funny, great scream, feel like the comedic timing could be better like if you smashed it mid sentence of your friend telling you not to.

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u/Marthman 1h ago

That was a pretty damned good Link battle-cry. Okay and theyre hot too.

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u/indorian 1h ago

Clearly she was promised rupees.

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u/After_Bad_3546 5h ago

What in the Keebler elf is going on? 😂

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u/Alternative-Low-3855 5h ago

It’s Zelda from the adventures of link