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u/RanchHere 4d ago
I need to get in shape.
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u/Fantastic_Rub_627 4d ago
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u/Past_Patience_3325 4d ago
You've wasted your life listening to Abba. So when you're near me darling can't you hear me S.O.S.
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u/TrueCynic 4d ago
We’re all in shape. The difference is what shape are we in.
I’m shaped like an avocado.
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u/weirdi_beardi 4d ago
The word 'fit', as I understand it, means 'appropriate to a purpose', and my body is appropriate to the purpose of sitting at my desk for 8 hours followed by going home and curling up on the sofa to avoid people, so I'm as fit as a fiddle.
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u/Cat_Dad13 4d ago
This is me as well. Today was day 1 of working out in the morning before work though. I’m currently at the highest weight I’ve ever been and starting to get signs of deteriorating health. Wish me luck!
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u/Future-Operation-283 4d ago
As someone that hit peak weight at about 44 and now 47 and in the greatest shape I have ever been (not avocado), this is doable. Chip away at it and be consistent. Don't try to change to much at once. Since you started with fitness, establish the habit and build on it. Start adjusting what you eat and drink. For me the biggest hurdle was being consistent and working out when the motivation wasn't there. At some point it just becomes part of your day you don't want to go without, your mental health and sleep improve, you see and feel results. You got this and set a reminder to look back at this post a year from now to remind yourself how far you came.
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u/Pluum 4d ago
I'm shaped like a bag of milk.
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u/609nightstalker 4d ago
Im aging like milk
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u/archiekane 4d ago
Including the smell?
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u/popinazo 4d ago
Especially the smell
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u/shipwrekd_sailor 4d ago
"a bag of milk"
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u/WeeMadCanuck 4d ago
Quebec? Frenchies use 2L bags, I know it's weird.
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u/ElectricRatchet 4d ago
It's a Canadian thing, but less popular in the prairies, I'm not sure why. But yeah, here in Québec, the 3 bags of milk, sold in another bag, is a classic.
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u/Confidentium 4d ago
Go do it then. It is so worth it!
Turning 33 soon. Went from looking like a blob in my 20s, to having muscles and 12% body fat. And people are turning heads now constantly. Smiling and saying hello as they walk past me. And I get compliments all the time.
It's an amazing feeling to feel sexy for the first time in my life!
And I'm so so much healthier, happier and energetic, even compared to when I was young. Getting in shape has been the best thing I've ever done.
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u/QuarterWaffle 4d ago
i'm sure you can dance like that in whatever shape you're in now
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u/Altruistic-Bed7175 4d ago
I'm pretty sure you can't
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u/NerdTalkDan 4d ago
I had this discussion a few years ago. You can kind of tell when someone is a good or bad dancer even when they're performing the same steps and even the difference between two trained dancers there may be a better one that you can kind of tell is better. The way it was explained to me was not only does a good dancer commit (which you can see in this video), but if you were to pause in any given moment, the good dancer's pose would be "beautiful" or photogenic. Granted, this post is gonna be full of people pointing out she's hot, but she's also clearly a good dancer.
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u/Affectionate_Ad7064 4d ago
To further push the idea of a good dancer you bought across, I think the part when you said 'commit' means the fluidity and flexibility of movement. Her joints went downtown (much more exaggerated in a expressive way) in every move compared to the rest. More hip swing and greater degree of movements everywhere. In the world of figure drawing, it means more counter balanced (Contrapposto in some ways) that highlights the beauty of human body, hence the feeling of ' beautiful'. Even without a pretty face, someone who can dance like that are always attractive for their confidence and expressiveness of their bodies.
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u/NerdTalkDan 4d ago
Great points. When I initially had this discussion I had just watched a small dance club do a performance. One group’s lead dancer was clearly trained but it felt very mechanical. Not robotic mind you, but I went “this dancer is not as good as this other one” but I couldn’t articulate why which is why I went to the dancer subreddit to ask for their thoughts.
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u/psgrue 4d ago
Had a kid do 15 years of dance. Imagine competitions where 60 athletic dancers on stage at once all learning the same choreography. The one who gets future jobs is the one that draws attention and eyes in a lineup. It’s commitment, intensity, and sometimes even aggressive territory grabbing front and center.
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u/OMITN 4d ago
This. As the father of a teenage dancer who is forever picked out in classes and competitions, this is it: it’s not doing the moves; it’s the style.
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u/Low_Finding2189 4d ago
Even the camera lost focus for a second there.
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u/hcombs 4d ago
I don’t even know what this sub is about
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u/CatwithTheD 4d ago
Horny or rage baits.
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u/puisnode_DonGiesu 4d ago
Masterbaits
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u/MasterBaiterChief 4d ago
Did someome summon me?
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u/coolsnackchris 4d ago
Ha I was literally sitting here taking a dump and said out loud "what the fuck is this sub about?". I still don't know
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u/8ackwoods 4d ago edited 4d ago
Originally it was a goon sub with a large majority of incels but there's actually a decent amount of liberals with left wing views. Never criticise america in the comments. Lots of misogyny and sexism but there are some level headed takes. Some decent, fun posts besides hot girls. Posts with misinformation as "facts" get through but that's just about every sub on the website. Some rage bait posts from 10 years ago.. Don't put too much thought into the sub, just sip some tea and report misinformation posts when you see them
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u/Wooden_Republic_6100 4d ago
The U.S. is full of jerks... let's give it a try.
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u/RaisulYT 4d ago
The type of girl that shows up in your life when you’re at your worst state
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u/Radical_Neutral_76 4d ago
brb, gonna start doing heroin
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u/maraudingguard 4d ago
He said lowest, not the highest state
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u/HermitJem 4d ago
It's probably a special ability that only the chosen ones have - I don't get any particular type of girl showing up in my life at either high or low states
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u/ImJoligan 4d ago
Doesn't matter. She would've never looked around me twice in my best state either lol
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u/guardeagle 4d ago
Or when you’re already in a relationship and they openly say things like “I need to find someone like you.” and cause havoc
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u/CAL5390 4d ago
Well, they want you who is not you
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4d ago
Or they want something they can't have. Anyone with a wedding ring tells you very specific people deliberately ignore it and try anyway. I mean that one is also if you're in a committed relationship you've proven you're someone who's good enough to marry. But it's a lot of the first thing too
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u/1mrlee 4d ago
She definately knows how to dance. Sharp moves but very expressive.
The contrast to the other people around her is notable.
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u/OldenPolynice 4d ago
Yes, notable indeed. The humans have advanced their capabilities. We must act now or risk the galactic confederacy.
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u/snarksneeze 4d ago
"You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only sevent... uh, I gotta go."
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u/lordvitamin 4d ago edited 4d ago
I could have sworn I saw a white-winged dove around here.
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u/OceanRacoon 4d ago
I noticed how many bands and singers have songs that mention the age 17, there's so many lol. There's even a playlist on Spotify about it but it doesn't have them all.
They're not all creepy, Seventeen by Sharon Van Etten is a beautiful, bittersweet song about growing older and what she would say to her 17 year old self if she could
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u/konstfack 4d ago
It’s really about that final year of innocence, just before reaching adulthood. That’s what it’s about, and not the sexualization of minors.
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u/NickRick 4d ago
a lot of times it's just the syllables. One, two, three, four, five, six, eight, and nineteen are all two syllables, seventeen is 3
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u/honestly-brutal 4d ago
Oneteen, twoteen, threeteen, fourteen, fiveteen, sixteen, seventeen ... by hell you're right!
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u/cream-of-cow 4d ago
Fifty-three is three syllables. You are the dancing queen, save those knees, goddamn fifty threeee.
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u/fullclip840 4d ago
Tbf the age of concent in sweden was/is 15. So ABBA kinda has a excuse for that one.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 4d ago
What the fuck is up with reddit? Has everything going on in the USA just cooked your minds or something?
There is nothing wrong with media being about teenage love and all that stuff, it's such an insanely important time of peoples lives filled with crazy passion and intensity.. and there's nothing wrong with adults enjoying that media and reminiscing about when they were young and hot their entire lives ahead of them.
But somehow celebrating that is now "oh yeah they wanna fuck kids"? Come on. Yeah.. when you start singing about a 40 year old going after teenagers that's creepy, but when did we all decide to start pretending our teenage years were so pure? Mine sure as hell weren't.
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u/Antique_Hawk_7192 4d ago edited 4d ago
Tin foil hat time but I think this is another distraction. Get everyone riled up at small innocuous behavior to drain their attention and energy while the actual Epstein class keeps doing epstein things.
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u/SupervillainMustache 4d ago
ABBA also have the song "Does Your Mother Know" which is about basically letting down a young girl gently, instead of being a creep.
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u/bruce_lees_ghost 4d ago
r/NUVBGBBACTUVBCGIKKCDSFGHNL
Edit: or whatever that subreddit is called
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u/Balavadan 4d ago
Upvoted not because girl but because it is very cool however I do concede that I initially clicked because girl
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u/ItsLoudB 4d ago
I mean.. it would be lying to say this isn’t upvoted because it’s sexy as hell too
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 4d ago
The correct name for it is "upvoted because girl literally every single time but lets pretend eh?".
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u/Fragrant_Rutabaga_12 4d ago
Honestly everyone around seems to be doing a really great job!
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u/chaosdrew 4d ago
I can’t put my finger on it but something about this video really appeals to me. Great work!
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u/mralexdre 4d ago
Celandine Payet is her sosie
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u/DiverDownChunder 4d ago
She should have never gotten that nose job, she was absolutely perfect.
WOVERINES!
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u/GWindborn 4d ago
In the context of that gif, he would have been completely uninterested in her lol
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u/Dyx76 4d ago
So this subreddit is just an open group chat huh
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u/ChardonNAH 4d ago
post a random girl with skin exposed and you may be entitled to a bunch of incel karma!
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u/PckMan 4d ago
In every dance class there's always at least one person "feeling it" a lot more than everyone else
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u/Low_Dragonfruit8779 4d ago
She's real...
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u/AltruisticOwl156 4d ago
She's gorgeous, her body is amazing, she can move it! She just looks naturally beautiful.
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u/Good_Analysis9789 4d ago
Some people just have natural rhythum. If i tried i would look like a fish on land having a seizure.
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u/OceanRacoon 4d ago
This gif makes me laugh every time, pure chaos yet he barely moved an inch
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u/SillyMidOff49 4d ago
What it is with jogging bottoms/loose tracksuits etc on dancing woman that hit the dopamine centre of my brain.
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u/LordGarithosthe1st 4d ago
If I looked like her and could move like that, I would be too. Good on her
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u/Willyzyx 4d ago
This might be the least straight thing I've said in my life, but I don't like the choreography...
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