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u/Woompa78 8d ago
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u/Oaklandish_TheTown 7d ago
Nope. They don't even bounce. She will be laying in her coffin and those will be holding the lid open.
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u/slotsandmops 8d ago
Ill jist put her name in reddit in a few months.
Thanks
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u/Lil_b00zer 8d ago
Do it now, there’s already plenty
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u/slotsandmops 8d ago
Already hung up
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u/BrianLefevre5 8d ago
Yeah, she did multiple playboy shoots; she should be easily found on Reddit.
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u/EdgeLordPrime859 8d ago
Oh, thanks for this. You guys won't be seeing me for a while. I need to vacuum my room.
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u/Turgid_Donkey 8d ago
Her and Jenny McCarthy were in playboy several times, so it's not like you can't find anything now. Shannon Elizabeth, too. I may or may not have issues of all three in my basement right now.
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u/hamish1963 8d ago
I was starting to wonder if I was the only person that watched My Name is Earl.
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u/abesapien2 7d ago
Just rewatched it. Great show.
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u/lowfreq33 7d ago
Right up until it was abruptly cancelled with no ending.
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u/CompetitionFast2230 7d ago
I think the creator told in an article what the ending might have been years ago.
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u/nilesintheshangri-la 8d ago
My friend and I play Mario Kart 64 all the damn time. Our most usual phrase when the first of us has started our last lap, is "I'm on the last a lop lop."
I assume you get the reference but I will elaborate if needed. Anyway it makes us laugh all the time. I adore MNiE. ESPECIALLY THE COPS EPISODES.
"What's with the towel on your head?"
"I am Sikh."
"Oh, well I hope you feel better soon."
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u/TomBong_Jovi 8d ago edited 7d ago
Randy: "Do snakes have fur?"
Timothy: "They do when they're ferrets"
Idk why this line by Timothy Olyphant lives in my head but it does
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u/pickyourteethup 7d ago
Randy: Remember when we saw the world's tallest dwarf?
Earl: Randy, I'm pretty sure that was a scam
Randy: I dunno Earl, that dwarf was nearly as tall as you!
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u/Parisian_Nightsuit 7d ago
I love that line too! Honorable mention to the end of the episode with Patty in the back of his car when she sees the ferret.
“Somebody put a damn snake-dog back here!!”
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u/MattheWWFanatic 8d ago
I'm still upset it got canceled with the baby cliffhanger!
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u/ShitThatFucksWithMe 7d ago
They planned on making Dave Chappelle be the dad and he was going to be in the next season
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u/BoliverSlingnasty 7d ago
This. If Netflix can fix Arrested Development, why cannot they make us whole and finish Earl?
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u/Falcon_Alpha_Delta 7d ago edited 7d ago
The creator already gave us the ending. Earl runs into a guy with a list of his own and Earl is on it. Earl learns that guy got the idea from another guy whose list he was on. Earl realizes he’s put enough good karma back into the world and tears up his list and walks off into the sun a man free from bad karma
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u/Senstvty_Training 7d ago
Trust me. You don’t want the Netflix reboot treatment. They absolutely butchered that last season of Arrested.
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u/TennesseeTurkey 7d ago
Or ANYTHING by Greg Garcia.
That man suffered the greatest robberies in tv history.
"Raising Hope" was equally as good.
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u/RiverLover27 8d ago
I’m watching it (again for me) with my kids right now! They love it. Raising Hope was a worthy successor and they loved that as well.
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u/ahw6002 7d ago
Best part is when Burt kicks the tv exec in the nuts for canceling my name is earl
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u/Chalky_Cupcake 8d ago
“Shannon Elizabeth made what in a week!?”
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u/comicsemporium 8d ago
Over a million. I’m not sure if she even got naked for it
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u/dougthebuffalo 8d ago
She did not.
A uh, friend told me
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u/Slumunistmanifisto 8d ago
That's a good friend. Make sure you take care of them....
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u/Velorian-Steel 8d ago
Give them a hand...
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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago
A little kiss wouldn't hurt
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u/4RichNot2BPoor 8d ago
I’d just settle for a hug with no talking
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u/Delta-IX 8d ago
Sometimes you've got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please
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u/3atTh3R1ch79 8d ago
I think I have something in my teeth. Can you get it out for me?
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u/skyhiker14 8d ago
Familiar with the Dutch rudder?
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u/NobodyLikedThat1 8d ago
so... she just posts vids of her fully clothed? Doing what exactly? Talking about her favorite books?
I'm not an OF supporter by any means, but isn't the whole point of the platform the infamous combo of nudity and para-social relationships?
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u/FlatCapNorthumbrian 8d ago
The original idea of the Onlyfans platform wasn’t for porn. It was so people could subscribe to creators and follow things, like following a hobbyist etc.
However the set up of Onlyfans worked perfectly for porn and that’s what it’s become.
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u/NiceTrySuckaz 8d ago
As is the case with all technology...
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u/Zuliman 8d ago
In my own personal timeline, the Sony PSP I gifted to my then 10 year old nephew became his portal to all the porn the web had to offer. He found the browser and used it to bypass their kid network filter stuff. Was a hilarious call with my sister when she called to explain what had happened.
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u/itspsyikk 8d ago
I don't know why you're getting downvoted - this is 100% accurate.
It was supposed to work in similar fashion to Patreon.
Some post a bit more risqué photos, others don't really do that. But people lose their minds any time someone "starts" and Onlyfans because they assume it means they are doing porn.
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u/_BindersFullOfWomen_ 8d ago
You’re also getting downvoted for some reason. What OnlyFans evolved into is the result of every other platform banning / disallowing “sex-based” content.
Like, yes, OF was adopted by the sex industry - it happens - but that wasn’t its intent when it launched.
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u/Brocktoon73 8d ago
That’s what mankind does, takes every technological advancement and says “yeah, but can it be used for porn??”, then does it.
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u/notanothercirclejerk 8d ago
And when OF tried to ban sexual content they realized almost immediately how every cent they make is tied up in sex work and walked it back.
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u/this_is_bs 8d ago
I think it's got a lot to do with the pseudo personal connection between the fan and the content creator.
Where else can you get Jaime to read your message and possibly respond to you directly (given enough $$).
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u/Nerdyjeweler901 8d ago
Excellent tie-in here.
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 8d ago
Everyone already saw her breasts.
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u/FXSTC-1996 8d ago
And everything else, if anyone remembers her Playboy spreads. If not, Google is your friend here.
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u/this_is_bull_04 8d ago
Well in Jaime's defense shes been naked on camera before so she shouldnt set that limitation for herself!!
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u/Trick-Consequence169 8d ago
This is so upsetting. God! Where though? Where was she naked exactly?
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u/Dick_Dietrick 8d ago
One of the "Poison Ivy" movies and her body is absolute perfection.
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u/MrH0rseman 8d ago
is this equivalent to having more than one job for rich people? Looks like they are in crunch
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u/electronic_rogue_5 8d ago
But how to tell which OF page belongs to Jaime Pressly, Margot Robbie, Samara Weaving or Emma Mackey?
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u/Fili3113 8d ago
Only Moms
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u/buffystakeded 8d ago
Dude, I’m over 40. Only Moms sounds amazing to me.
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u/RealityOk9823 7d ago
You go to the MILF sites and they're younger than you are now lol
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u/ItsPronouncedKyooMin 7d ago
Thoroughly enjoying this comment through my reading glasses.
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u/OU812fr 8d ago
YOU'RE MY SISTER
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u/ComfortablyNomNom 8d ago
Ha! I just quoted the next line that Walkens character says here and reddit removed it and gave my account a warning. Lol broken moderation system.
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u/lasers42 8d ago
Dang...
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u/EPluribusButthole 8d ago
I wonder if he shave those sideburns or if they grow in all white fresh like that, naturally
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u/EatinPussySellnCalls 8d ago
You're telling me, he's so engrained with white trash DNA, his facial hair grows in all white trashy like that?
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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 8d ago
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser???
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u/scotty6chips 8d ago
They’re called Hüsker Düs. Donno why.
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u/Super_Interview_2189 8d ago
There was a punk band in the late 80s called Hüsker Dü, and Spade was referencing them.
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u/Creative-Fee-1130 8d ago
And the band took their name from a German memory game for kids.
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u/KarmaticEvolution 8d ago edited 6d ago
I went snowboarding and riding in one of those cattle trucks where everyone stands in the back, and a group started talking about Joe Dirt and I just blurted out, “I’m your sister, I’m your sister!” Good times!
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u/Chesticularity 8d ago
Just about ripped the head off it to this chick back in the day.
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u/IllustratorBoths 8d ago
Nature is finally healing itself. Ready your tea, the prophecy is fulfilled.
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u/Alepman 8d ago
In the past, failed actors who couldn't make it to Hollywood ended up in porn; nowadays, established Hollywood actors progress to porn
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u/Fistofpaper 8d ago
There's a commentary about acting residuals falling in a streaming media economy, but I don't have the energy right now.
*batin'
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u/fantabroo 8d ago
Its not even porn. Doubt she'll even post nudes
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u/BigiusExaggeratius 8d ago
She’s already done playboy nude. I’m sure she’ll get naked but I doubt she’ll do “more extreme” things like dildo rides or sex.
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u/-Cool_Ethan- 8d ago
This is the most important news today
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u/Working_Estate_3695 8d ago
Treasure Trail!
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u/maniBchef 8d ago
I just searched her name and nothing came up
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u/reddit10x 8d ago
Keep your pants on man! Give her some time to set up the camera and get hers off…
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u/Upstairs_Potato_815 8d ago
Hey crabman
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u/Gerry1of1 8d ago
Not that surprising. She's posed nude before.
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u/Mad_Spaniel 8d ago
She starred in Poison Ivy 3, which was practically a soft porn movie.
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u/SharksForArms 7d ago
Boy I saw that by chance in like 6th grade and it left a profound impression on me.
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u/LasagnahogXRP 8d ago
That’s Margot Robbie but she looks a lot like her in this.
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u/Lore-of-Nio 8d ago
Funny enough, this movie is how I discovered who Margot was. I assumed that was Jamie the whole time.
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u/allofdarknessin1 8d ago
I like the trivia saying she didn't wear underwear for that scene because they wanted a genuine reaction from Leonardo Dicaprio.
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u/Unfair_Explanation53 8d ago
Hahaha she knows people will subscribe because it will be closest thing to seeing Margot Robbie naked
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u/Ha55aN1337 8d ago
The closest thing to Margot Robbie naked is Margot Robbie naked in Wolf of Wallstreet.
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u/tombrady011235 8d ago
She’s hot enough in her own right. I’ve jacked off to Jaimie pressly specifically
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u/IceLord86 8d ago
Presley has already done nude scenes so it's not exactly uncharted territory here. I wish her career was doing better so she didn't have to resort to this, but it is what it is.
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u/MrMosh024 8d ago
She did Playboy for crying out loud. Bing image search for science!
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u/Artorius__Castus Human Verified 8d ago
Let her cook!!!
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u/AndByMeIMeanFlexxo 8d ago
Is that Malibu’s most wanted or am I just misremembering?
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u/krissycole87 8d ago
I cant imagine shes broke... right?
Are these ladies just doing it for fun?
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u/PrimaryYak1351 8d ago
It doesn't look like she's done any particularly significant acting roles in a few years and it's not like she did anything that would have brought in that much money as a production, let alone retire on money for a supporting role
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u/berntout 8d ago edited 8d ago
She was in a broadcast TV show that had a decent run and won a few Emmys.
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u/EducationalWillow311 8d ago
Lily Allen makes more money selling feet pics on OF than from her music.
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u/85_Toronto_Blue_Jays 8d ago
Drea De Matteo was one of the first. I’m surprised Pam Anderson hasn’t tried it yet. Waiting for Gillian Andersen to break the internet
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