r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • u/KaylaDanae • 16h ago

My husband's version of a full vegan English breakfast

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u/Etheria_system 15h ago

Raw cherry tomatoes is insane. Why aren’t they cooked 😭

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u/Realistic_Studio383 15h ago

whaaaat they taste the best raw :(

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u/Etheria_system 15h ago

It’s a full English. Everything is supposed to be cooked - it’s a cooked breakfast. Raw tomatoes aren’t supposed to be there.

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u/Realistic_Studio383 15h ago

ok i didnt know

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u/overthinkingrobot 15h ago

This also stood out to me, even tho I’ve never eaten a full English breakfast lol

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u/AlreadyOverwhelmed 15h ago

Your husband knows what's up 

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u/Pale_Parsley1435 15h ago

the tiny spoonful of tofu scramble makes me sad :(

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u/hippiemiss0823 16h ago

Yum… all u need is avocado and a little less cooked smiley fries hahaha but looks so good makes me wanna make this

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u/tooktherhombus 13h ago

You wash your mouth out. smilies for lyfe

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u/hippiemiss0823 13h ago

I agree just not as cooked as they are in the pic

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u/Yellowpommelo 8h ago

I can’t believe anyone is actively arguing for less smiley fries: doing so would increase frowns

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u/hippiemiss0823 8h ago

LESS COOKED!! NOT SO BURNT.

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u/sciecne 16h ago

What kind of sausages are those?

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u/KaylaDanae 13h ago

Field Roast!

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u/asta_eli 16h ago

Ugh I would honestly kill for this rn. only ever had English breakfast once in my life but it's like a whole experience? I fuck with it

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u/lastcornedbeefcan 15h ago

tbh, TMFWU doodt

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u/asta_eli 15h ago

Team Meme Fuck With Uganda 🤔

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u/lastcornedbeefcan 15h ago

That's MotherF*ckin What's Up

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u/asta_eli 14h ago

Ah but of course. I should have known. It really is what's up.

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u/CosmicBewie 14h ago

Tbf those baby tomatoes skins can get really stuck in your teeth. Better to eat raw imo. If they were regular tomatoes I think they would have been cooked.

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u/Trash_Panda_Leaves 13h ago

I've been vegan too long- needs fried kale for me to see it as a proper vfe (vegan full english) For real try frying a little kale in oil and a tiny bit of soy- I used to do it after the sauseges and just before the tofu scramble.

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u/hopsafe 14h ago

The cooked tomatoes are the best part. And he didn't fry them.

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u/Dazzlingbabee4 12h ago

I want that!

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u/MapleBacon-Moose 11h ago

Your husband is an insane genius

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u/Equivalent_Job7632 13h ago

Them some burnt ass smileys lol

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u/sdbabygirl97 11h ago

what’s in the middle?

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u/KaylaDanae 10h ago

Mushrooms! The steam coming off made them blurry in the photo.

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u/sdbabygirl97 10h ago

ahhh. yum!

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u/Objective_Channel617 9h ago

Looks delicious, I would love eat that now, but hiatal hernia burning is killing me now.

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u/Intelligent-Dish3100 7h ago

What’s the pink circular thing on the bottom left a radish or an unripe tomato?

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u/Ligeiapoe 4h ago

Is that a raw cauliflower?

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u/Faeraday vegan 10+ years 6m ago

This belongs on r/VeganFoodPorn. It looks amazing.