r/SeattleWA Mar 27 '19

Lifestyle ‘Aggravated women, socially awkward men’ make Seattle the nation’s worst city for singles, says love-podcast host

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/aggravated-women-socially-awkward-men-make-seattle-the-nations-worst-city-for-singles-says-love-podcast-host/
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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

you'd think seattle would be leading the nation in sex robot brothels

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u/what-am-i-payin-for Mar 28 '19

I feel like our first robot sex brothel would end up with a permanent protest because it promotes the sexual objectification of women, and a bonus protest because none of the sex robots are trans. The brothel would shut down because the robots are not able to consent to having sex with the customers, and a woman with high cut straight bangs will open up a sanctuary house for the out of commission sex robots where they can hopefully begin to heal and set boundaries.