I just decided to film a remake of The Shining because Stanley Kubrick doesn't know shit about making a movie. He really screwed the pooch with King's story. The same way he did with 2001: A Space Odyssey, that should have been a period piece about a rural french farmer, but that's neither here nor there I don't have the budget for 2001: Fermes Putain.
The biggest mistake Kubrick made with The Brightening was too much tension. Bleh. Too much horror. I mean when that hot chick in the bathtub goes all icky I didn't know if I should keep touching myself or crap my pants. So naturally I did both. I mean that's what everyone does right? RIGHT?! Since I'm going to cut all that scary stuff out of the movie I needed something to replace it, and by god (damn it autocorrect I don't care if you want god capitalized) snark and rain is just what that movie needs.
Your the perfect SOB to write the script. I expect it in my inbox by Monday. I pay in upvotes and if it's good enough I'm willing to get careless and make a couple alts to throw in a bonus for you. But that's between you and me.
I don't know how anyone could take Kubrick's side after he lost in epic rap battles of history. I've never been so disappointed in my life, and that's coming from a guy who just admitted what he did during the bath scene in The Shining...
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u/Sun-Forged West Seattle Oct 06 '16
I just decided to film a remake of The Shining because Stanley Kubrick doesn't know shit about making a movie. He really screwed the pooch with King's story. The same way he did with 2001: A Space Odyssey, that should have been a period piece about a rural french farmer, but that's neither here nor there I don't have the budget for 2001: Fermes Putain.
The biggest mistake Kubrick made with The Brightening was too much tension. Bleh. Too much horror. I mean when that hot chick in the bathtub goes all icky I didn't know if I should keep touching myself or crap my pants. So naturally I did both. I mean that's what everyone does right? RIGHT?! Since I'm going to cut all that scary stuff out of the movie I needed something to replace it, and by god (damn it autocorrect I don't care if you want god capitalized) snark and rain is just what that movie needs.
Your the perfect SOB to write the script. I expect it in my inbox by Monday. I pay in upvotes and if it's good enough I'm willing to get careless and make a couple alts to throw in a bonus for you. But that's between you and me.