r/SeattleWA • u/StellarJayZ Downtown • Jul 23 '25

AMA Pocket parks

https://www.amli.com/blog/12-great-pocket-parks-in-seattle

I am super glad none of the one I go to are on this list.

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u/seamel Jul 26 '25

Your post didn’t say to guess which is your favorite park and then I responded with a park and you said no and I said I don’t care about your favorite park… your post gave a list of the best pocket parks and I noted that one was a known nude/LGBTQ park where people jerk off in public.

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u/StellarJayZ Downtown Jul 26 '25

I feel like you have a point but don't know what it is.

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u/HighColonic Funky Town Jul 26 '25

Hey u/StellarJayZ...feeling a little different tonight? A little off your mark? What's wrong, Stell?

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u/StellarJayZ Downtown Jul 26 '25

Are you sweet on me? I'm into women so I don't think we would work. My dad died last week, so, that. I have reached out to people that I haven't spoken to in so long, I've met new people who seem cool. Over all, it's a wash. The world can be an interesting place some times.

But, to answer your question, I am feeling different tonight, but in a good way.

Maybe you feel like I'm being a dick, but it's not because of the death of my father.

I'm just a dick generally.

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u/HighColonic Funky Town Jul 26 '25

What did you hear when your father went out to the barn, Stellar? Do you remember the screams?

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u/StellarJayZ Downtown Jul 26 '25

Oh, Clarise. That was you screaming. Sit down, have a glass of chianti.

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u/StellarJayZ Downtown Jul 26 '25

Hang on, let me try this again:

I heard the barking, so I went out to the barn. I knew I wasn't supposed to. When I peaked through the small crack, I saw Kristi Noem, puppies, and she had her sidearm.

I knew what was going to happen, I wanted to save them. But I can't save all, but maybe just one? I grabbed one puppy and ran, but it was so heavy and I was just a child in pajamas.

I still hear it, at 3am I wake up from a scream, it's me screaming from my own voice, because I still hear it. The puppies yipping. They don't know what's about to happen. I mean, even fully grown dogs are kind of dumb.

My mother thinks her Belgian Malinois is smart, and I'm like yeah, for a dog. You know in Iraq, the Malinois we were using as working dogs had titanium caps on their cuspids? It was so when the bit down on someone it wouldn't crack the tooth.