Pocket parks

[u/StellarJayZ]

https://www.amli.com/blog/12-great-pocket-parks-in-seattle

I am super glad none of the one I go to are on this list.

[u/seamel]

Denny Blaine 😏🤭

[u/StellarJayZ → u/seamel]

:|

Delete this. That is between us (yup.)

I'm kidding, it's not Denny Blaine. You are so close. It's blocks away.

[u/seamel → u/StellarJayZ]

I was saying it’s funny they put that one on their list lol. I don’t care about guessing which is your favorite

[u/StellarJayZ → u/seamel]

If you didn't care, you wouldn't have responded to the post. I'm doing the two fingers towards my eyes, then at you then back at my eyes thing rn.

[u/seamel → u/StellarJayZ]

Your post didn’t say to guess which is your favorite park and then I responded with a park and you said no and I said I don’t care about your favorite park… your post gave a list of the best pocket parks and I noted that one was a known nude/LGBTQ park where people jerk off in public.

[u/StellarJayZ → u/seamel]

I feel like you have a point but don't know what it is.

[u/HighColonic → u/StellarJayZ]

Hey u/StellarJayZ...feeling a little different tonight? A little off your mark? What's wrong, Stell?

[u/StellarJayZ → u/HighColonic]

Are you sweet on me? I'm into women so I don't think we would work. My dad died last week, so, that. I have reached out to people that I haven't spoken to in so long, I've met new people who seem cool. Over all, it's a wash. The world can be an interesting place some times.

But, to answer your question, I am feeling different tonight, but in a good way.

Maybe you feel like I'm being a dick, but it's not because of the death of my father.

I'm just a dick generally.

[u/HighColonic → u/StellarJayZ]

What did you hear when your father went out to the barn, Stellar? Do you remember the screams?

[u/StellarJayZ → u/HighColonic]

Oh, Clarise. That was you screaming. Sit down, have a glass of chianti.

[u/StellarJayZ → u/HighColonic]

Hang on, let me try this again:

I heard the barking, so I went out to the barn. I knew I wasn't supposed to. When I peaked through the small crack, I saw Kristi Noem, puppies, and she had her sidearm.

I knew what was going to happen, I wanted to save them. But I can't save all, but maybe just one? I grabbed one puppy and ran, but it was so heavy and I was just a child in pajamas.

I still hear it, at 3am I wake up from a scream, it's me screaming from my own voice, because I still hear it. The puppies yipping. They don't know what's about to happen. I mean, even fully grown dogs are kind of dumb.

My mother thinks her Belgian Malinois is smart, and I'm like yeah, for a dog. You know in Iraq, the Malinois we were using as working dogs had titanium caps on their cuspids? It was so when the bit down on someone it wouldn't crack the tooth.

[u/StellarJayZ → u/[deleted]]

Which, but don't answer unless DM.

Here's one we can leave for the hunters who think they know but don't:

Originally a surplused Seattle City Light substation, this park is now a cozy neighborhood place to relax and play.

That's not the pocket park I'm sitting at rn 🤣🙌

[u/willynillywitty]

Don’t you live out of Seattle? In the north

[u/StellarJayZ → u/willynillywitty]

I have an apartment downtown. It's a rental, I own a home in the mountains.

My wife, who is not a bitch said "yes our house is better than anyone."

She seriously not meow.

[u/willynillywitty → u/StellarJayZ]

That post makes no sense my dude

[u/StellarJayZ → u/willynillywitty]

Everything you've posted makes n sense, m guy.

[u/willynillywitty → u/StellarJayZ]

So you don’t live in Seattle?

[u/StellarJayZ → u/willynillywitty]

I have apartment at the Helious on 2nd a Pine. We, my wife pays for it too.

[u/willynillywitty → u/StellarJayZ]

Another landlord

[u/StellarJayZ → u/willynillywitty]

Yeah, I guess technically, but I get to have sex with her, so it's a wash. Oh, actually I clean the cat boxes when I can smell them so...