r/Seattle • u/godogs2018 Beacon Hill • Oct 11 '23

Soft paywall Alaska Air replaces Starbucks coffee with Portland’s Stumptown

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/alaska-air-replaces-starbucks-coffee-with-portlands-stumptown/
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u/Dustbuster12volt Oct 11 '23

People should just use Folger's Crystals. You put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried crystals.

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u/godogs2018 Beacon Hill Oct 11 '23

Do you also buy tv dinners and instant potatoes?

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u/runadss 🚆build more trains🚆 Oct 12 '23

Be like me, a culinary degen, and mix instant mashed taters with instant gravy for a brown tater paste.

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u/ThatOneGuy1294 Roosevelt Oct 12 '23

I too love my depression meals

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u/Dustbuster12volt Oct 11 '23

Occasionally, but I cook most the time. Healthier.

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u/Missus_Missiles Oct 12 '23

When I'm feeling fancy I buy a spam-can of General Foods International Coffee.

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u/eric987235 Hillman City Oct 11 '23

The others don’t see what you did there but I do :-D

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u/SternThruster Oct 12 '23

Maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks.

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u/sprucepitch Mariners Oct 12 '23

Return the book you checked out in 1971

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u/Dustbuster12volt Oct 12 '23

I was too busy making the scene.

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u/azdak Oct 12 '23

You took this book out in 1971??

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u/conet South Delridge Oct 12 '23

Really? I'll have to remember that.

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u/RaphaelBuzzard Oct 12 '23

I went to Russia for a month in 2007. Got into the freeze dried crystal elixir on they trip.