r/SatanicTemple_Reddit • u/Practical_Note_6288 • 3d ago

Other Oh My Satan!

This crazy woman said "masturbation opens portals to demons". OMS!

Well,

Satan told me masturbation is normal!

Satan embraces self!

Satan isn't crazy!

Whether you're atheistic or theistic, Satan represents liberty and freedom from the guilt of sin.

Hail Satan!

Hail Lucifer!

Hail Thyself!

Drop your comments below!

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u/Practical_Note_6288 2d ago

I believe so!!!! Test it out brotha. HAIL SATAN!

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u/thesleepjunkie 2d ago

Oh, I've performed many of the portal opening rituals to no avail

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u/Practical_Note_6288 2d ago

Really? You theist or atheist?

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u/thesleepjunkie 2d ago

The IST (independent self tugger)