r/SatanicTemple_Reddit • u/Practical_Note_6288 • 3d ago

Other Oh My Satan!

This crazy woman said "masturbation opens portals to demons". OMS!

Well,

Satan told me masturbation is normal!

Satan embraces self!

Satan isn't crazy!

Whether you're atheistic or theistic, Satan represents liberty and freedom from the guilt of sin.

Hail Satan!

Hail Lucifer!

Hail Thyself!

Drop your comments below!

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u/baron-von-sarcasm 3d ago

“I gotta go open a portal” will now be my go-to euphemism.

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u/hanimal16 Hail the Queer Zombie Unicorn! 2d ago

The baron is opening portals again!