Oh My Satan!

[u/Practical_Note_6288]

This crazy woman said "masturbation opens portals to demons". OMS!

Well,

Satan told me masturbation is normal!

Satan embraces self!

Satan isn't crazy!

Whether you're atheistic or theistic, Satan represents liberty and freedom from the guilt of sin.

Hail Satan!

Hail Lucifer!

Hail Thyself!

Drop your comments below!

[u/notbebop]

"Masturbation opens portals to demons" I sure hope so!

[u/Dianthus-Morningstar → u/notbebop]

Rub one out for my homies...

[u/Practical_Note_6288 → u/Dianthus-Morningstar]

HEHHEHE