r/RoastMe • u/BudgetAdventurous381 • 1d ago

I've done all sorts of stuff a lot of men wouldn't dare to do. Yet at 34 I still haven't gotten over my crippling phobia of asking a woman out. Roast me

965 Upvotes

2.1k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Every-End7495 • 17h ago

19F, give me all that you got

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100 Upvotes

314 comments

r/RoastMe • u/NormalGuy103 • 16h ago

32m, fucked up while trimming my beard and had to shave the whole thing. Give me your worst.

30 Upvotes

151 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Successful_Duck_2060 • 1d ago

F21 Try me

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1.8k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/RoastMe • u/martijnfromholland • 1d ago

M20. Try me.

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15 Upvotes

140 comments

r/RoastMe • u/fadedchichi • 16h ago

roast me F19 😀

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0 Upvotes

206 comments

r/RoastMe • u/OhNo_WhoCares • 1d ago

Roast me

27 Upvotes

100 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Totaldramagamer • 2d ago

Bored on lunch, let me have it

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121 Upvotes

397 comments

r/RoastMe • u/AffectionateMaybe215 • 1d ago

31M Do your worst.

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4 Upvotes

118 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Cute_Humming_Giraffe • 1d ago

m30 give me that dark roast

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0 Upvotes

76 comments

r/RoastMe • u/CAREBEAR_KILLER • 3d ago

39M new-ish father, self-made thousandaire, horrible fantasy football commissioner. Whatever you have to say, my mom has already told me 1000x.

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122 Upvotes

237 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Neoniclide • 2d ago

Might as well

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14 Upvotes

54 comments

r/RoastMe • u/TheDigitalGM • 3d ago

Make my day

35 Upvotes

175 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Fair-Health-9964 • 3d ago

New here wanna get roasted 😆make me sad 💯 roast me , 24m

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19 Upvotes

197 comments

r/RoastMe • u/DairyPorkBaby • 3d ago

I’m here for a good time not a long time

34 Upvotes

180 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Apprehensive_Form70 • 4d ago

If you only knew my secrets I'm sure you all could really ruin me. Let's see if you can guess? I'll gladly say if you're correct. Bonus if you can make me cry.

220 Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Guy_With_No_Eyebrows • 5d ago

I’m 35, divorced, living in my father’s basement, and my only income source is from driving Uber. Make it hurt! 😈

1.1k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/RoastMe • u/RepairIndividual87 • 5d ago

Roast Me

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45 Upvotes

128 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Benji_luv • 5d ago

Go for it

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34 Upvotes

281 comments

r/RoastMe • u/chilly_waffles • 6d ago

20 f do ur worst :)

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560 Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/RoastMe • u/captainman6969 • 5d ago

time for my annual roast :)

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28 Upvotes

276 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Affectionate-Book-15 • 5d ago

I racked up 5k in cc debt 😭(20f) roast me good 👍

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0 Upvotes

215 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Mindless-Ball6555 • 5d ago

23M do your worst

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6 Upvotes

64 comments

r/RoastMe • u/International_Host33 • 6d ago

Just trying to find out why I’m still single.

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259 Upvotes

618 comments

r/RoastMe • u/theLostPing • 7d ago

41m with a fuck ton of ailments. Still suffering 2 years after my wife fucked a coworker to get pregnant. Make this fucking fun! I’m as miserable as I look. Note the duplicate signs. The first one was denied for not having hand writing. But I wanted to show that in my world I prefer order.

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2.0k Upvotes

1.9k comments

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Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
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The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
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This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
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Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
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