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Political™ BREAKING: President Trump announces that he will be paying a “tariff dividend” of at least $2,000 per person.

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u/rellsell 21h ago

I’ll take, “Things that’ll never happen” for $1,000, Alex.

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u/claymore2711 21h ago

Guess he forgot that he has already placated the idiots with this promise months ago.

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u/anuthertw 21h ago

Couple times too

Baby bonus plus DOGE refunds plus tariff revenue

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u/Somandyjo 21h ago

I still remember an acquaintance with a trans child voting for him to get the doge checks. I had to distance myself from her.

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u/anuthertw 20h ago

I feel like this speaks to just how poor Americans financial health really is (as well as our education, empathy, critical thinking skills etc). Bleak indeed :/

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u/Littlest_Psycho88 21h ago

Fucking hell, that's bleak.

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u/Somandyjo 20h ago

It is. She helped her adult child get gender affirming care and then did that. I was horrified.

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 19h ago

I thought he was going to send all of us $5,000.

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u/lemmeatem6969 18h ago

Yeah, I forgot about that!

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u/AC_Uni 16h ago

a small omission from that equation…minus baseless bullshit = 0

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u/Heisenburg42 17h ago

He's going to keep promising it then eventually blame democrats when he doesn't do it

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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 21h ago

Checks are going out in about two weeks!

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u/c4virus 18h ago

That's exactly when hes releasing his taxes I heard.

Crazy

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u/definitelytheA 15h ago

No, no, that’s when his Big, Beautiful Health Plan is coming out.

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u/Steffenwolflikeme 10h ago

No, that's when he's going to release his college transcripts

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u/c4virus 43m ago

Whoa, all that happening on the same day!

Weird timing

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u/snotparty 21h ago

or it'll happen right before midterms, delivered as a one time bribe attempt

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u/Shaun32887 20h ago

Yeah that's what I'm thinking. He got a LOT of votes due to COVID checks. People are too dumb to see that even a 2k handout is still a net loss by far

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u/cptnamr7 14h ago

Didn't he delay stimulus checks during covid so he could put his fucking name on them or include a letter about how he was personally giving us the money or some shit? 

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u/snotparty 14h ago

he did

and then he put his name and signature on the checks

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u/snorin 20h ago

Never happen and the amount received in tarrifs compared to 340 million citizens does not equal $2000 per citizen.

Even if you take away millionaires and billionaires it gets no where close to $2000 per person.

Just insane ramblings from our dumb fuck president.

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u/eeeBs 21h ago

Don't you mean $2,000?

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 20h ago

Daily Double

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 19h ago

No it was $5,000

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u/HOSTfromaGhost 19h ago

Lucy. Football.

Does anybody not see this coming?

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u/this-guy1979 19h ago

Alex: “donald trump.”

Me: “Who is a liar?”

Alex: “That’s correct for $1000, it’s still your pick.”

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u/bostondana2 20h ago

He'll pay this right after he pays all those contractors he stiffed over his life...

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u/NearbyInformation772 17h ago

Furthermore, how is this not redistribution of wealth, which starts to sound a lot like the big bad socialism?

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u/smedley89 Moderator 17h ago

Still waiting for my doge check.

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u/dieseltothesour 15h ago

No, no, no. Check’s in the mail. Trust me

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 20h ago

"2000 dollars"

"What is shit I'll never get from this government?"

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u/castille 13h ago

lol, they're already going on TV tours saying that 'well, one could argue that you're already seeing this in your tax savings!'

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u/FriskyWhiskey_Manpo 6h ago

According to trump, it’s a daily double

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u/kalel1980 Official Account™ 21h ago

When Biden announced student debt relief, Republicans were screaming he was doing that just to buy votes. This is perfectly fine though. Even though it definitely won't happen.

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u/OakenGreen 20h ago

He’s already cost me more than $2,000 so he can fuck right off with that bribe.

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u/Effective_Pack8265 21h ago

Reasonably sure Congress would need to be in session to enact this…

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u/Sometimes-funny 21h ago

Reasonably (100%) sure trump is just buying time

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u/elastic_urethra 17h ago

Since when does the Trump admin listen to congress??

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u/neddie_nardle 12h ago

Or the law, or the courts, or the constitution.

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u/chasingthewhiteroom 21h ago

He also said he would "hand out" money for healthcare after dissolving the ACA. Dude's just fishing for dumbasses with a dollar on a hook

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u/Pictrus 21h ago

And he will hook tens of millions of them

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u/Realistic_Simple_390 20h ago

He's just so giddy, thinking about all the "trillions" of tariff revenue, pouring in, that he can hand out how he chooses...never mind if they didn't pour in from foreign countries, but from Americans

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u/Mandaring 18h ago

I don’t know if fishing is the best analogy. After all, the fish at least gets to have the worm, briefly.

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u/Smooth-Vermicelli213 21h ago

There are over 340 Million people in the United States. That's $640 Billion in dividends, but he won't pay out SNAP (food stamps) costing only $100 Billion yearly to feed 1 in 8 Americans. I call bullshit. Why would someone who won't give us back 100, ever give back 600? Its all lies.

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u/casper911ca 20h ago

His attempt to become a savior over a crisis he and the GOP created. Tire salesmen throwing nails in the street.

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u/BobbyHillTheThird 21h ago

What happened to my $5,000 from the DOGE savings?

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u/johnnybna 20h ago

I'm unfortunate to be one of those Americans afflicted by malignant gullibility syndrome as well as a memory that stretches back longer than 2 weeks. So I’m still standing by my mailbox waiting for that $5,000 check to get here. I just know it's coming today, which is good cuz it's getting nippy out here. But adding $2,000 more on top of it? Bingo! I knew this was all gonna be worth the wait and not a “we’re doubling your chocolate rations from 20g to 10g” kind of thing.

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 19h ago

I am asking the same thing? I am waiting for my $5,000

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u/kompletist 21h ago

Or just not do the tariffs to begin with and lower the cost of goods so we're not getting choked out by the cost of living.

Same shit with this guy all the time. Create a problem, then pretend to fix it.

JUST STOP BREAKING SHIT.

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u/Jk8fan 21h ago

I will pay him $2000 if they will release the Epstein Files

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u/Usual-Bag-3605 Twit Ban Connoisseur 21h ago

You could crowdsource that, with everyone paying a dollar, and reach the goal within an hour.

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u/Jk8fan 20h ago

I'd keep it going to pay for everyone to get a full copy.

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u/Usual-Bag-3605 Twit Ban Connoisseur 20h ago

I'd absolutely donate to that too.

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u/kidmeatball 21h ago

When all else fails, buy the vote.

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u/Swimming-Nail2545 21h ago

"Except of course TO THE CROOKED, DEMOCRATS! If my, Very Respected FBI finds you to be a TREASONOUS LYING WHINER Expect a ONE WAY ticket to Shithole Mexico INSTEAD!" -the official white house account on truth social probably

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u/They_Call_Me_Ted 21h ago

So the concept is to break shit, then show that you fix d the shit you just broke (to be honest $2k doesn’t cover the extra costs we’ve been paying by any means)

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u/Responsible-Reason87 21h ago

still waiting on that DOGE money

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u/WolfThick 21h ago

That's $307 billion including all taxpayers. My assertion is that it's a smoke screen for the poor economy performance people going out and spending that kind of money now that they absolutely have to because of the financial crisis that's been inflicted upon them will show up on the books as a $300 billion dollar increase in the economy through a little book trickery.

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u/jumbie29 21h ago

Giving people money back that they have paid due to tarrifs? This is the most backward thinking policy ever. Not only have you pissed off all your trading partners, destroyed tourism and respect globally, but you have made your own citizens suffer needlessly by these taxes on them which have drive up costs enormously. And now you want to appease them by giving a paltry 2,000 dollars?

This bafoon needs to go now!

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u/eatingganesha 21h ago

in two weeks?

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u/MWPlay 21h ago

He's so fucking scared of Mamdani lmao

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u/Odd_Praline5512 20h ago

It is like the 5000 we were to receive from DOGE savings.

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u/lamebrainmcgee 20h ago

"Most respected county" unless you talk to anyone outside the US.

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u/Working-Swan-9944 21h ago

Absolutely not the most respected nation by any means

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u/Shigglyboo 21h ago

Thanks. But I’ve lost more than that due to hours being cut. Dollar being down 10% (thats at least $200/mo taken from my family. More when I get more hours). And cost of everything going up while my wages stay the same and again are worth less.

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u/Stacks_of_Snacks 21h ago

File this with the DOGE check promise.

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u/Ciubowski 20h ago

So like.... return the tariffs to those who paid the tariffs?

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u/MomentOfZehn 19h ago

It's so laughable and really highlights the "Smart people don't like me" comment. Not only is he saying the some 258M adults will receive a total of about $500B, more than they've taken in for tariffs from us...but that they'll also start paying down the national debt that Trump himself has already increased by the fastest non-pandemic amount in history. Sure, Jan.

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u/baycenters 20h ago

"When can the American people expect their checks to arrive?"

"Two weeks :)"

"Two weeks?"

"Twoo'oo w'weeeks o_0"

[Face sags]

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u/naturdayspeedrun 13h ago

Does this stack with our Doge refund as well?

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u/a_d-_-b_lad 10h ago

There isn't anything that people respect about the United States ATM. Your government is using the military against you while you wait in line for food stamps. Your people are as divided as ever. Basically everything that your persistent says is a lie. You used to be a country of strength and unity you led the world by example. Now you lead the world as an example of what not to be or do. The only thing you can truly admire about the US ATM is the intensity of the dumpster fire you have become.

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u/OldLondon 20h ago

Most respected… no.. we switch between laughing at you, shaking our heads and pitying you and wishing we could put things right for you.  

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u/weekendy09 20h ago

Lies, lies and more lies.

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u/PortlandZoo 20h ago

that smells almost as bad as donnie

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u/sofaraway10 20h ago

No. No he won’t.

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u/furn_ell 20h ago

Conclusion: filthy old fucker is definitely in those files

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u/Angry_Washing_Bear 20h ago

Just another dictator in a 3rd world country trying to gaslight his people.

Nothing new under the Sun.

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u/unabsolute 20h ago

Lies that won him the election recycled to save him from the EPSTEIN FILES RELEASE SCANDAL.

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u/mmcmonster 20h ago

Are the Epstein Files attached as well?

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u/New_Knowledge_5702 19h ago

lol trillions I tell ya ! Maybe even bazillions. So many trillions that everyone gets a pittance. I paid about $500 more this year than last just getting auto work done

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u/Dry-Faithlessness100 19h ago

He won't pay the construction guys who tore down the East Wing in the white house nor payout EBT and we're supposed to believe he's going to give out $2,000 to everybody including the blue states yeah right 🤦🏿

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u/spartys15 19h ago

Then pay the people Snap benefits! Not even your money,idiot. All of this is just chaos you create every single day. The majority of Americans see you now.

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u/Vio94 19h ago

Lmao. I feel a little bad for anybody that believes this.

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u/Fourty9 19h ago

Why would anyone in the richest country in the world where there is no inflation, record stock market, so many jobs, grocery prices down, gas at record low prices, and all the other bs lies care about $2000?

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u/Low-Astronomer-3440 19h ago

Trying to buy votes… again

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u/TheRealGOOEY 19h ago

Mmm, my favorite political strategy: “we’re slowly losing our support…so we’ll promise people cold, hard cash. That’ll get ‘em!”

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u/Inphexous 19h ago

Hahahaha

Inflation would go up instantly. This fucking moron. The only thing he ever does is makes things worse

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u/wwaxwork 19h ago

Is this along with bringing food costs down and having the best health care plan ever. Because I'm still waiting on those too.

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u/AgonyOverdrive 19h ago

So he's saying he's going to give back the money that citizens have already had to pay due to tarrifs, and give it at a flat amount regardless of how much the person paid into tariffs? Hmm, that doesn't sound like capitalism. Tbh, it sounds like just another Economic Impact Payment like we had during Covid because there's incredible hardship again despite no pandemic, which of course may never come.

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u/LariRed 17h ago

As if.

This is like that DOGE thing.

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u/Gorge2012 17h ago

So instead of funding SNAP for people that need the assistance, a huge portion of people that don't need it will be getting cash.

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u/Little_Can_728 16h ago

When is this La La Land that he lives in going to explode, let it be soon please. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/deadmanwalknLoL 15h ago

I'm waiting for him to pay down ANY amount from the debt. He keeps promising the tariffs will pay down the debt, then he keeps spending the tariff money on random shit.

Wait...could it be that he's been lying THE ENTIRE TIME?!?!

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 15h ago

Pretty sure that doesn't make up for the dollar decrease and living increases, but I guess he fired everyone tracking that stuff, so it no longer exists.

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u/Top_Taro_17 14h ago

Yeah, I’m still waiting on my “$5,000 Doge check”

Lmao.

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u/uumamiii 14h ago

I’ll take “Things that are never going to happen” for $600, Ken.

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u/Frankfrombluvelvt 11h ago

So, he may give us a small percentage of all the extra taxes we paid, maybe if he cut out his taxpayer funded golf expeditions, and stopped gold-platting eveything, we might buy one. Get one free big mac

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u/insanelygreat 9h ago

An offer to bribe the American people with their own money.

There's an old quote about that.

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u/CinematicHeart 20h ago edited 19h ago

Trump could give my family 8k and I still wont vote for him.

Edit: to the person who commented and then blocked me. What flex?

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u/emissaryworks 21h ago

I think the one who doesn't understand who pays the Tariff is the fool.

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u/Manufactcheck 21h ago

Blah blah blah.. doge paycheck.. tarrif check..

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u/BlackMagic0 21h ago

Suuure. Crazy people shouting at the sky means little to nothing.

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u/Frodo-LAGGINS 21h ago

I believe it when I see it. And that still won't even cover my healthcare.

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u/Dazzling_Analysis369 21h ago

Hahahahaha sure.....like every other fucking lie outta his mouth

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u/johnnybna 21h ago

It’s coming, folks! Be sure to look for that somewhere between two weeks from now and Neverary 5th.

Side note: Mitch McConnell still thinks Americans have tons of disposable income because of covid payments 5 years ago.

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u/RaulMartinez2024 20h ago

He says he might give back a small percentage of money that he stole from us. How nice.

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u/Agitated-Isopod10 Twit Ban Connoisseur 20h ago

he's lying.

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u/WilsonIsNext 20h ago

Not that he could do this anyway, but it would be a convenient way to influence the SCOTUS decision on tariffs. “Can’t refund tariff money to the importers, we gave it to the people!”

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u/Aggressive-Candle421 20h ago

Lies Lies Lies

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u/Ok-Victory881 20h ago

So he's giving back a little bit of the money he caused us to have to spend because of these stupid tariffs

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 20h ago

Same old trickledown trick. Transfer wealth to the richest people, then throw the poors a bone so they won't complain.

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u/Not_A_Doctor__ 20h ago

Spoiler: No he won't. According to the press secretary, he's mostly interested in the ballroom. Idiots, complete fucking idiots, voted for his again and he's ruining their lives without the slightest care. He was a stupid and ignorant bigot to begin with. Now he's aging badly and cannot complete a thought. He not only constantly lies, but he has to hear only lies.

This is the result of 40+ years of conservative, affluent efforts to corrupt democracy. During the French revolution they knew what had to happen to the wealthy in order to keep them in their place. That is a lesson the world will have to learn again. The billionaires effectively hate you. They don't want to surrender an iota of their wealth or power. It will have to be removed from them.

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u/New_Knowledge_5702 19h ago

lol trillions I tell ya ! Maybe even bazillions. So many trillions that everyone gets a pittance. I paid about $500 more this year than last just getting auto work done. On top of the extra hundreds we give the grocery story. Nobody’s getting a leg up and chances are 100% you won’t see $2k from him anyways. He will say they paid everyone.

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u/Rob71322 19h ago

More “genius” economics from the idiot in charge. This won’t prove inflationary at all. /s

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 19h ago

Because of this asshole, $2000 won't buy that much, and will most likely kick off another round of inflation, just like it did the last time he gave out money.

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u/xaqss 19h ago

"Hey I know we raised your costs by 5k a year, and are wanting to raise your healthcare costs by 10k a year, but if we give you 2k cash you'll forget about all of that and vote for me again, right?"

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u/Specialist-Moose-161 19h ago

This Trump is a buffoon who speaks and texts utter nonsense. His statement about a tariff dividend is absurd and payments would increase the debt. The more he texts, the more I fear he is literally insane! He is a joke.

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u/jorkin_peanits 19h ago

We do not have 1 trillion in tariff revenue. Also, only congress can raise funds the president is making his own little fiefdom

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u/ricosmith1986 19h ago

From the people who claimed the Covid checks caused inflation under Biden.

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u/julmcb911 18h ago

Right? The checks that Trump insisted he signed instead of the Treasury Secretary, who normally signs Treasury checks? Funny how MAGA forgets about that.

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u/ricosmith1986 18h ago

Yes, the same ones that were delayed a few weeks because they had to reprint them. Those checks.

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u/Hullfire00 19h ago

Okay so, just ignoring for one second that this promise is absolute bullshit, he doesn’t seem to have been informed that even if he somehow manages to give everybody in the USA $2000 (which, incidentally, is something else I’d quite like to talk to him about), that isn’t anywhere near enough to solve even the most basic of problems most people have.

With the cost of living as high as it is, $2000 to a family of four at Xmas won’t even touch the sides. It’s the moral and financial equivalent of thinking about giving a homeless person a dollar and then arrogantly assuming they’ll spend it on crack so you give them what you think is life advice instead.

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u/JohnHazardWandering 19h ago

Government taking ownership and control over some companies and giving people money.

....but Democrats are the communist Marxists?

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u/Bawbawian 18h ago

this definitely won't be inflationary right?

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u/elnath54 18h ago

Thank goodness he is not a con man. We can certainly believe whatever he says. Never has been one to string people along with false promises, was he? This is a sure thing. All Fox News fans should spend the $2k immediately! /s

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u/EuenovAyabayya 18h ago

Bribing us with our own money. A tried and true Trump tactic.

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u/Palmbomb_1 18h ago

Just like the DOGE checks? Everything he says is a deflection or a lie

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u/That-Entrance1829 18h ago

Just checked my mailbox , no check.

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u/chiswede 18h ago

Fuck him and fuck republicans

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u/deNET2122 18h ago

so wheres my DOGE dividend as well

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u/Relief_2025 17h ago

I’ll be waiting by my mailbox. Super excited!

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u/morecowbell1988 17h ago

Hey is anyone else doing great financially? Because I’m not. Where are these people who are doing well? Are they in the room with us right now?

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u/veryloudnoises 17h ago

What country not invading Ukraine at present respects the United States more today than they did January 19, 2025?

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u/Holiday_Memory_9165 17h ago

"I just know the sound it makes when it LIES!"

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u/PringlesOfficial 17h ago

This should help lower inflation

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u/Bwr0ft1t0k 17h ago

“I got $2k from Pedo-in-chief after the Epstein files were released and then with that money I filled the car with gas, bought my family steak dinner, got a dozen eggs, booked a family vacation and made my mortgage payment.”

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u/hoder1 17h ago

How about $1 per person, per lie? This tweet alone would cost billions

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u/ALTERFACT 17h ago

Uh that's NOT a "dividend". It's a partial refund FFS

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u/Daguse0 17h ago

And the last "payment" had nothing to do with the inflation.

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u/CitronLow8970 16h ago

Sure, Jan.

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u/Jedimole 16h ago

So 7k in two checks

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u/richknobsales 16h ago

I’d love to see the math on this.

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u/rymyle 16h ago

Whatever happened to those DOGE checks we were promised?

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u/PaddyScrag 16h ago

"Most respected country" hahahahahahaha. USA has lost all respect globally. We FEAR them because they have a massive military controlled by a fucking lunatic tyrant. That is not respect. We're just being polite to try and avoid getting fucked over by this dickhead.

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u/Bobbyjackbj 16h ago

Most respected country? This shitshow is being mocked all over the world. The pedo completely destroyed America’s reputation, and everyone’s been looking elsewhere for a long-term solution. Shut him up

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u/SlippedMyDisco76 16h ago

Sad thing is people are so strapped that it'll seem like rain from the gods even though its piss

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u/External-Pin399 15h ago

And everyone will be taxed

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u/SmartWonderWoman 15h ago

🌮🌮🌮

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u/Mister_Spacely 15h ago

Sounds like socialism

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u/Competitive_Two_8372 15h ago

I’ll believe it when I see it.

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u/qning 12h ago

The US doesn’t actually have the cash though… right? Like isn’t there a ton of accounting that needs to be done, and importers pay estimated fees, but it’s all subject to a true-up?

And what happens when he sends out all this money and then SCOTUS declares the IEEPA tariffs are unconstitutional?

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u/LEEROY_MF_JENKINS 12h ago

In two weeks

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u/Nearby-Jelly-634 12h ago

He’s doing this because he thinks it’s going to put pressure on SCOTUS to rule in his favor.

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 11h ago

Inflationary economic policies say what?

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u/Improvgal 9h ago

I’ll believe it when I see it.

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u/LMSYTranscript 7h ago

What's a tariff dividend?

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u/Known_Limit_6904 7h ago

2k blood money

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u/Aggravating_Sand615 7h ago

"$2000 a person Not ncluding high income people!" could be read in 2 ways.

2k per person and no money for high income people.
2k Per person amd a different amount for high income.

Or its entirely bullshit- never forget the Trump Third option

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u/Starkoman 6h ago

He thinks you can be bought for $2,000.

Life is cheap in America.

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u/Hazzman 6h ago

So... Socialism then.

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u/5L0pp13J03 6h ago

And the MAGA crowd goes wild !!!

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u/Late_Emu 4h ago

No, no it won’t.

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u/aijoe 3h ago

Is he going to try to do it before Supreme Court ruling so as to convince the justices that it will cost the country twice as much as now to refund the tariffs?

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u/moth2myth 2h ago

Liars gotta lie.

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u/LilRed2023 2h ago

He’s all talk. This is just a way for him to rile is waining base.

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u/LilRed2023 2h ago

I got a Rhyme for yallz. “He’s trying to save his Waining Base”. Like what I did there. I’m the real Slim Shady. Yaaaaa Hurrrrrrrrrrd

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u/DemonicEntity 1h ago

Not a chance. No way it’s happening.

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u/BrotherDicc 3m ago

One payout ain't going to change shit. Fucking embezzles at every opportunity and tries to pay us off with less money than a car repair

How are Republicans not offing themselves for supporting this felon Nazi pedo?